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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:53:47 PM EDT
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I've scripted 17 minutes of congressional fun based on this image of Kristi Noem. http://politicalsmokeout.tumblr.com/post/27630737207/on-the-farm-bill-its-noems-turn Can't see the pics 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:53:56 PM EDT
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I've scripted 17 minutes of congressional fun based on this image of Kristi Noem. http://politicalsmokeout.tumblr.com/post/27630737207/on-the-farm-bill-its-noems-turn Can't see the pics Fixed it. I was using one hand.... |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:54:15 PM EDT
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I would do battle with a family of wolverines inside of a port-o-potty with my hands tied behind my back and an anal bead flail strapped to my head as my only weapon just to get the chance to split a 5th of vodka with the male nurse that was in the delivery room when she was born.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:55:22 PM EDT
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I would do battle with a family of wolverines inside of a port-o-potty with my hands tied behind my back and an anal bead flail strapped to my head as my only weapon just to get the chance to split a 5th of vodka with the male nurse that was in the delivery room when she was born. I'm giggling like a moron right now. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:56:56 PM EDT
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Her personality just turns me off. I have met her a few times. What parts bother you? |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:57:06 PM EDT
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How old are you? Brother...there are some wimminz with hard bodies well into their 40's....and all natural to boot. Get out and live a little Quote HistoryQuoted:
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While I personally would hit it. There is no chance in hell she looks "great". How old are you? Brother...there are some wimminz with hard bodies well into their 40's....and all natural to boot. Get out and live a little My wife is now 54 and spends 2 hours a day at the gym for the last 20 years and her body looks better now than when she was 20. She has aged very well!!! |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:58:21 PM EDT
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My wife is now 54 and spends 2 hours a day at the gym for the last 20 years and her body looks better now than when she was 20. She has aged very well!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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While I personally would hit it. There is no chance in hell she looks "great". How old are you? Brother...there are some wimminz with hard bodies well into their 40's....and all natural to boot. Get out and live a little My wife is now 54 and spends 2 hours a day at the gym for the last 20 years and her body looks better now than when she was 20. She has aged very well!!! Do you even arfcom, bro? |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:59:26 PM EDT
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Half these guys would slip it to Pelosi or Fineswine if they showed up naked and brought beer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Name a national politician who you think would look better. I can't. Can't think of her name right off but the congress woman from S.D,.  Half these guys would slip it to Pelosi or Fineswine if they showed up naked and brought beer. 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 4:59:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIf that is not photo shopped she has some nice puppies there. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:01:03 PM EDT
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I had the opportunity to chat with her on two occasions when she was McStain' running mate. She looked pretty damn good to me.
That said, I'm only seven years her junior, so it's all matter of perspective. She's a damn fine looking fifty year old woman. We should all be so lucky to find someone that keeps that well. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:03:28 PM EDT
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I'm giggling like a moron right now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I would do battle with a family of wolverines inside of a port-o-potty with my hands tied behind my back and an anal bead flail strapped to my head as my only weapon just to get the chance to split a 5th of vodka with the male nurse that was in the delivery room when she was born. I'm giggling like a moron right now. +1. Good flow and cadence, excellent detail, and completely unrelated components. Kudos for "anal bead flail" usage. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:03:30 PM EDT
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Is there any chance Sarah Palin looks great naked?
Not much, she's fifty and has had five children. But keep the lights off in the bedroom, give her a half hour to get herself assembled the next morning, and she'd look pretty damn good across the breakfast table. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:05:06 PM EDT
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Is there any chance Sarah Palin looks great naked? Not much, she's fifty and has had five children. But keep the lights off in the bedroom, give her a half hour to get herself assembled the next morning, and she'd look pretty damn good across the breakfast table. Shit up with that logic nonsense 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:07:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: While I personally would hit it. There is no chance in hell she looks "great". |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:09:02 PM EDT
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Name a national politician who you think would look better. I can't. Not a politician, but Mande Wilkes is an extremely hot conservative. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:10:18 PM EDT
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i'd slap her ass with a bag of nuts
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:12:55 PM EDT
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Is there any chance Sarah Palin looks great naked? Not much, she's fifty and has had five children. But keep the lights off in the bedroom, give her a half hour to get herself assembled the next morning, and she'd look pretty damn good across the breakfast table. Oh, lizardshit. Eye of the beholder and all, dammit. The Housewench turns 50 this year; has borne two sets of twins; and is fighting thyroid issues. Her bikini days are well behind her. In fact, her behind is well behind her. But I like it. When she gets out of the shower and towels off - yes, with the lights on - I could drive a 7" hole for a 1.75" Hilti anchor into 3000-fucking-psi concrete and set that sumbitch without a hammer. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:13:10 PM EDT
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Is there any chance Sarah Palin looks great naked? Not much, she's fifty and has had five children. But keep the lights off in the bedroom, give her a half hour to get herself assembled the next morning, and she'd look pretty damn good across the breakfast table. I think you're cool PJ. 
I don't really like Palin but I think she would look pretty damn hot on her back. I'm 40 though. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:13:47 PM EDT
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better than Hillary
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:14:11 PM EDT
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Name a national politician who you think would look better. I can't. This. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:14:56 PM EDT
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I'm thinking yes
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:15:49 PM EDT
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Fixed it. I was using one hand.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I've scripted 17 minutes of congressional fun based on this image of Kristi Noem. http://politicalsmokeout.tumblr.com/post/27630737207/on-the-farm-bill-its-noems-turn Can't see the pics Fixed it. I was using one hand.... I understand...
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:19:20 PM EDT
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Oh, lizardshit. Eye of the beholder and all, dammit. The Housewench turns 50 this year; has borne two sets of twins; and is fighting thyroid issues. Her bikini days are well behind her. In fact, her behind is well behind her. But I like it. When she gets out of the shower and towels off - yes, with the lights on - I could drive a 7" hole for a 1.75" Hilti anchor into 3000-fucking-psi concrete and set that sumbitch without a hammer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Is there any chance Sarah Palin looks great naked? Not much, she's fifty and has had five children. But keep the lights off in the bedroom, give her a half hour to get herself assembled the next morning, and she'd look pretty damn good across the breakfast table. Oh, lizardshit. Eye of the beholder and all, dammit. The Housewench turns 50 this year; has borne two sets of twins; and is fighting thyroid issues. Her bikini days are well behind her. In fact, her behind is well behind her. But I like it. When she gets out of the shower and towels off - yes, with the lights on - I could drive a 7" hole for a 1.75" Hilti anchor into 3000-fucking-psi concrete and set that sumbitch without a hammer. When it comes to female appearance, I'm a believer in under promise and over deliver. New topic: Where have you been? And when did you get out? |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:21:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:23:48 PM EDT
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Sarah Palin cleans up nice...I'm 27 and I'd hit it...but I generally can't stand that woman. I doubt she's hot sans make-up and clothing. Probably still doable, but not hot.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:23:56 PM EDT
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Legs!!!
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:31:18 PM EDT
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I'm bettin' she looks better naked than the nay sayers think.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:33:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:38:31 PM EDT
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hmmmm...... very serviceable.
Cant go wrong with those broadway beef curtains flapping around with the special jack hammer position I've developed. She'll SEE Russia I guaran-damn-tee it. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:38:32 PM EDT
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She old but doesn't she run? I think she was on a runners world cover Yes, if memory serves she ran (at the time of the article) 20 miles a week. For the exception of Queen Noire and a few Reps here and there, she's a fine looking politician for her age. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:43:49 PM EDT
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If I had to promise to hit it either way, I'd agree and gladly take my chances.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:44:09 PM EDT
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I'd fuck her
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:44:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lisa Ann did a porn parody where she played Palin. It's the next best thing. I'll be in my bunk. She did more than one
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:45:05 PM EDT
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Totally hot. Hate her politics but she's a for real milf and an excellent runner.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:50:48 PM EDT
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I'm 54; hot is relative. At my age, she's plenty hot.
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:53:22 PM EDT
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South Carolina Gov Nikki Hailey is pretty hot too.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Name a national politician who you think would look better. I can't. Can't think of her name right off but the congress woman from S.D,. South Carolina Gov Nikki Hailey is pretty hot too.... Hawaii's Tulsi Gabbard http://gabbard.house.gov/ |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:55:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: no way that is a light picture !!! FUCK ME IF IT IS Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Definitely motorboatable! Gawddam!!! Can't you just imagine her squatting over you, pouinding up and down with them big soft mommy funbags just slapping against each other???  I would die SO happy...no way that is a light picture !!! FUCK ME IF IT IS  |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:58:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've scripted 17 minutes of congressional fun based on this image of Kristi Noem. http://politicalsmokeout.tumblr.com/post/27630737207/on-the-farm-bill-its-noems-turn Can't see the pics http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7guq3s3Sn1rq221y.jpg |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:58:50 PM EDT
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oh yeah. she's hot
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Posted: 4/17/2014 5:59:52 PM EDT
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Her personality just turns me off. I have met her a few times. What parts bother you? GADeerHunter is one of the resident liberals here, so her politics are the only reason he needs. He has been conditioned by the leftist talking heads to hate everyone who is conservative or libertarian. But back on topic, she probably looks good for her age. Would I smash? Probably. If she weren't married, of course. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:01:54 PM EDT
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Like a screen door in a hurricane...
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:04:55 PM EDT
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I sure wouldn't mind finding out.
Don't care much for her "folksy" public persona. I would guess she is probably a fair bit different off camera then she is on. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:07:14 PM EDT
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I was dating a girl about 3 years ago who was a pretty close match for Palin. It was kind of fun going places with her and having people do double takes. An older couple even asked to be photographed with her at an Applebees.
Her body was pretty hot, but much smaller titties. She's almost 15 years Palin's junior, so you would expect that. I'll admit to you all that there were a few moments of ecstasy where I was imagining she was someone else.
Just sharing and yes I would hit it...or kind of did hit it. 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:10:40 PM EDT
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Name a national politician who you think would look better. I can't. Chelsea Clinton and a paper bag. She hasn't whelped yet, so her belly don't look like somebody shotgunned a watermelon. Bonus: She'll be getting big mamma titties soon! |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:10:57 PM EDT
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Is there any chance Sarah Palin looks great naked? Not much, she's fifty and has had five children. But keep the lights off in the bedroom, give her a half hour to get herself assembled the next morning, and she'd look pretty damn good across the breakfast table. At the age of 58, that is good enough for me. I remember Nancy Sinatra posing in Playboy back in 1994, she was 54 at the time. Yes, airbrush, people told me that at the time. Some women look good into their 50s, at least to me. Yes, I know part of it is cultural, part of it is airbrush, (or whatever the technological equivalent is today). I have, however, known a few rare women who definitely look good in their 50s. Mostly, I have to make do with women who have a good personality in their 50s, and that is almost as rare. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:12:03 PM EDT
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i bet Palin is still built for speed, not comfort.
I think I'd probably get along pretty well with her over a couple of beers or fishing. eta: a former neighbor ( pretty liberal) met her at a Dallas billionaire's house at a McCain/Palin fundraiser. He said she was engaging and truly friendly. |
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:13:36 PM EDT
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I'd
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:14:19 PM EDT
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I was dating a girl about 3 years ago who was a pretty close match for Palin. It was kind of fun going places with her and having people do double takes. An older couple even asked to be photographed with her at an Applebees. Her body was pretty hot, but much smaller titties. She's almost 15 years Palin's junior, so you would expect that. I'll admit to you all that there were a few moments of ecstasy where I was imagining she was someone else.
Just sharing and yes I would hit it...or kind of did hit it. Pics or GTFO 
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:19:02 PM EDT
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I'm 52 and single. Pretty damn sure Id say "What the hell, lets go"
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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:19:22 PM EDT
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yo Id lick her and play connect the dot with my "pencil" with all her freckles
she is hot i dont really care
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