Homer: Whoo! “Snappy answers to stupid questions.” I’m great at these. Ask me if something smells in funny in here, boy.
Bart: Does something smell funny in here?
Homer: I don’t think so, stupid.
Marge: Homie, you want pork chops?
Homer: No, I want roast beef, you clod!
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#The Simpsons #gif #Team Homer #Bart #Homer #Marge #Season 7 #laughing #MAD Magazine![Homer: This calls for a celebration. We’re all going to Hawaii!
All: [gasping]
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It’s April Fools’ for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it’s May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: Uh-huh.
All:...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1c4f5768626feb077fac95390797f6b6/tumblr_oue1yt92dj1uzae1ko1_500.gifv)
Homer: This calls for a celebration. We’re all going to Hawaii!
All: [gasping]
Homer: [laughing] Gotcha! It’s April Fools’ for two more minutes.
Bart: Dad, it’s May 16.
Lisa: You were in that coma for seven weeks.
Marge: Uh-huh.
All: [laughing]
Marge: You lost five percent of your brain!
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh oh!
All: [laughing]
Homer: Why I laugh?
Homer: Oh, by the way, the night before the election, Mr. Burns is coming over for dinner.
Marge: What!?
Homer: Oh, and some reporters and camera crews, but you don’t have to feed them.
Bart: Cool, man! A media circus!
Marge: Absolutely not!
Homer: Come on, Marge!
Marge: Mm-mm. I’m going to be ringing doorbells for Mary Bailey that night.
Homer: D'oh! Kids, please leave the room. I don’t want you to see this.
Bart: Uh-oh.
Homer: Please please please please please please please please please please…
![Mrs. Krabappel: Tonight’s homework assignment is–
Bart: Oh, man, is it hot in here. I’d better take off my sweater.
Mrs. Krabappel: “Down with” – [Gasps] “homework”?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/57804c59566d45c0dd3b5f64bf499dd5/0fca8faab136b017-f3/s500x750/147ef40268d7ff4d5af6aeec8a9252cd06dbc0d7.gifv)
Mrs. Krabappel: Tonight’s homework assignment is–
Bart: Oh, man, is it hot in here. I’d better take off my sweater.
Mrs. Krabappel: “Down with” – [Gasps] “homework”?
Bart: Mom, Dad! I saw Sideshow Bob, and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don’t interrupt!
Marge: Homer, this is serious.
Homer: Oh, it is not.
Marge: So maybe a part-time job is the answer.
Bart: Oh Mom, I couldn’t ask you to do that. You’re already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful–
Lisa: She means YOU should get a job, stupid!
Bart: Me?
Wonder Years narrator: Get a job? Were they serious? I didn’t realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever.
Homer: Bart! What are you staring at?
Bart: Uh, nothing.
Wonder Years narrator: He didn’t say it, and neither did I, but at that moment, my dad and I were closer than we–
Homer: Bart! Stop it.
Bart: Sorry.
Marge: Homer, what if this doesn’t work?
Homer: Then I have a backup plan. See, while the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going– Doo doo doo Da doo doo doo doo doo Do doodle doodle Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo ba ba dee–
Bart: Dad! The plan!
Homer: I’m getting to that! So, anyway, they’re going– Doo doo doo doo Da doo doo doo doo doo Doo doodle doodle Doo doo doo doo–
Bart: Dad!
Homer: So, anyway, we get in our car and take the bridge out of town while all the while they’re still going– Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo.
The Devil: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us. It won’t cost you a thing. Except your soul!
Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Marge: What’s gotten into Lisa?
Bart: Beats the HELL out of me!
Homer: Bart!
![Homer: Hey, kids, lots of candy left for breakfast.
Bart and Lisa: [groaning]
Marge: Why don’t we give it to some needy children then?
Bart and Lisa: [groaning] No.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fc35a51a9af2b09dee71d58a8b3e1528/tumblr_pmbmi716g91uzae1ko1_500.gifv)
Homer: Hey, kids, lots of candy left for breakfast.
Bart and Lisa: [groaning]
Marge: Why don’t we give it to some needy children then?
Bart and Lisa: [groaning] No.
all jokes aside, this is a much better representation of my experience having a baby:
