[Verse 1]
In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day
Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for a fray
No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din
'Cept for one young man among them with an AR on a sling
AR on a sling

[Verse 2]
In this town, there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red
Many soy boys were among them, as were trannies overfed
They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more
And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor
Swiftly on the floor

[Verse 3]
Now the young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around
He was there to stop the mob from burnin' businesses to ground
Didn't look like much the tough guy, 'cept for one important thing
And the thing, of course, an AR riding tautly on a sling
Tautly on a sling

[Verse 4]
Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame
And the youth called out to halt them as they spotted him as game
He was running down the pavement, when a lout caused him to trip
And tempted the soy leader with a skateboard on his hip
Skateboard on his hip

[Verse 5]
It was over in a moment as the folks gathered around
The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground
Oh, he might've went on livin', but forgot one major thing
And he fell down, shot dead by the kid with an AR on a sling
AR on a sling

[Outro]
AR, AR
He fell down, shot dead by the kid with an AR on a sling
AR on a sling