The PlayStation 3 will be one of the worst game consoles ever made.

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1. Blu-Ray will still cost $$$ WHOLESALE. Ha ha ha ha ha oh wait I'm the consumer.

2. There is no way on Earth this imbecile is going to come up with an online service that "beats Xbox Live."

3. Sony is like the absolute worst company on Earth when it comes to proprietary content distribution. I mean #1 already covers this, but based on the PSP, is the PS3 supposed to be a set-top entertainment center for the 22nd century and beyond, or a game console?

4. The hardware is "barely better than the 360" but will arrive a year later and with an even bigger pricetag, by all accounts.

5. The controller has yet to be finalized. Meaning all games are being programmed for the dual shock II.

6. Actually the hardware design isn't finalized either, since it's apparently not yet possible to fit everything into the case AND include a 2.5" HD.

7. pick out one title from this list that could make it worth buying this machine at launch (Gradius 3 = comedy gold?)

8. Blu-ray read speed (load time) is evidently not that much greater than current DVD. Additionally, games are being developed for 10x DVD load times anyway. So between this tidbit and #5, what exactly does this thing do that my PS2 doesn't?

Once again stalled out @ #8. Is Sony ready to die?

TOMBOT, Monday, 13 February 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

yet you know you'll buy it just for the really japanese games

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I can live without Magic Funtime Spanking Frenzy VI.

Dan (Speaking For Myself) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

They lost me on the regionizing a generation ago. After a friend of mine had one for both N. America and Japan (didn't even chip it, just bought two!) and I realized there were a lot of games that interested me that would never come here because the developers just honestly didn't care enough and Sony wasn't about to encourage them.

Nintendo's already shown a willingness to port the japanesiest of their systems' games to N.A. and a pretty unmatchable level of skill and care in localization.

I seriously doubt that the otaku market is enough to keep this one alive.

TOMBOT, Monday, 13 February 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I didn't just mean for the imports, I mean for the stuff that is regionalized but still really fucking japanesese. I think that the PS2 was the box from the last gen that had the most overtly japanese games.

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm also all set with Twee Bullshit Kawaii! XXXVII: Ultimate Furry Complex.

Dan (Fuck A Next-Gen) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

The PS2 was also the box from the last gen that came out with overwhelmingly exciting launch titles and an incredibly competitive feature set for the price. (plays DVDs!)

No nonvolatile memory storage - No unified online service - Only supports the next-gen standard that MSFT REFUSES to get behind and that everyone else is straddling the fence on, waiting to see what the real wholesale costs are going to be - No "killer app."

Treading on thin ice with that price point. There's a certain class of people in this world who are willing to pay that kind of premium for something based on brand alone instead of functionality, and they don't play video games.

TOMBOT, Monday, 13 February 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

goddammit, now I can't find a graphic of that japanese spanking/finger-fucking arcade game

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Come on Dan, you're so negative. Think of those simulated 16-y.o. lycra-sheathed camel toes in 1080p widescreen HD. Isn't that worth $750 to you?

TOMBOT, Monday, 13 February 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link

but you don't need japanese games for that, or even for the gratuitous butt shots

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.demolishman.com/ghost/pictures/3eghost.gif

"Gee Golly Gosh, I can't wait til I star in my first doujinshi!"

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link

But still, I'm curious if the Next Video Game Crash will be accompanied by sounds of tearing metal and shattering glass

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 13 February 2006 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, the font in the logo of the Playstation 3 (at least, the one we've seen in promo shots) is the same as that in the logo of Spiderman 3. What sort of scam are they trying to pull?

I bought Edge today solely because of the cover headline:

"PLAYSTATION 3 VERSUS THE WORLD - Has Sony already won the console war?"

I'm yet to read the article, but I hope they're being sarcastic.

melton mowbray (adr), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

PS2 did a lot to lose all my interest in Sony, but fuck it. XBox is for spods and Nintendo don't got no GTA, so there's only 1 console I'm likely to want.

Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

'Exploding Gas Station' sounds fun.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Noodle vague OTM, except I'll get a Revolution as well. Probably sooner, if they can promise 6 great titles in 3 years.

Two obvious points: The weird cool games wouldn't be on that list up top anyway, because at this stage of course it's only Sequel VI: The Subtitle, and other stuff that makes me want to die. Also what's pointedly not on the list is GTA. If Rockstar decide that the 360 is the way to go, then Sony probably are completely fucked.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

the hell is a "spod"?

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

What I didn't give Sony credit for are the Eye-Toy and SingStar games, which must give the PSes a hell of a lot more mass-market appeal than X-Box. I guess Sony themselves don't make a big deal of those titles to hardcore gamers, but I reckon they make a big difference in console sales. In theory Revolution could crack the party gamer market big time, but Nintendo's marketing in Europe is pitiful (dunno about other regions).

x-post

"Spod" = geek, with particular reference to game-playing

Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

spod
n. Chiefly British Slang
One who spends an inordinate amount of time exchanging remarks in computer chatrooms or participating in discussions in newsgroups or on bulletin boards.

c(''c) (Leee), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.imcmusic.net/artists/images/spod.jpg

weekly handle change (haitch), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 01:26 (eighteen years ago) link

No "killer app."

Metal Gear 4 seems to be a killer app for most.

my name is latebloomer, please take my hand (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 05:49 (eighteen years ago) link

people excited about the ps3, i mean

my name is latebloomer, please take my hand (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 05:53 (eighteen years ago) link

MGS4 isn't going to be a launch title, nor is GTA Goes To White Castle.

Messrs. vague, Farrell, and bloomer have sort of made Reggie Fils-Aime's point (which is also mine) about the PS3 - in a market which shows all signs of shrinking, not growing, how can a company hope to recoup the expense of developing and marketing a new piece of bleeding-edge tech (which itself is a loss leader designed to create sales of blu-ray "content" and even more expensive games) when they are only playing to their current customer base (and only a fraction of that, since DDR works fine on the old model)?

I mean we're talking about a PORTION of the installed base of PS2 users buying the new console at what purports to be very significant expense, just to purchase one or optimistically TWO game titles a year. The fate of the PS3 at this point seems to very emphatically hinge on the adoption of blu-ray as the next-generation media standard that everybody needs to replace their DVDs with, and I'm not buying it, at all.

$20 says the 360 will still have more interoperability with the PSP than the PS3 when it comes out.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I expect you'll be wrong about all of this.

Lil' Eno (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Bah.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder what Tekken PS3 is gun' be like, and if i'll ever actually be able to afford a PS3

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 19:48 (eighteen years ago) link

With relatively young children, if we ever get round to buying a Next Gen console (and personally I reckon anybody who buys one in the first 6-12 months of release has more money than sense) then it needs to offer a broad range of game types, and that still means Sony or Nintendo. PS3 wouldn't be the first Sony product to outsell technically better consoles on the strength of its broad appeal to casual gamers. Is Sony ready to die? Doubt it. Are consoles on the whole getting worse? Maybe. I seem to mostly play PC games and emulators nowadays.

Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't want kids, do I?

Lil' Eno (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 23:22 (eighteen years ago) link

There are plenty of reasons to avoid them. But hey, there are plenty of reasons to have 'em.

Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

like video game systems, kinda

latebloomer: yes...that's a human ear, all right (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 07:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Has there ever been a successful system which did have a launch roster full of great games? Isn't it normal to launch with genre-bound titles that don't take full advantage of the hardware? Nintendo seems to have this thing where they cannot launch a console without there being a really great Mario platformer ready for it, but not all companies do, do they? I don't know how to search google for what game rosters particular old systems launched with, but I just don't remember there initially being great games for, like, Genesis or Playstation 1 (or even playstation 2?).

Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 08:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I've never purchased a new console at launch time, cept for the Saturn i think, due to there never being any decent launch titles available. (sega rally? great fun but hardly long lasting)

I'm only going to buy ps3 for GTA, res evil, and then maybe some other bonus games, anyway. i may get the nintendo for zelda but i said that about the cube and i never bothered.

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 09:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Japanese launch of the Playstation (Christmas 1994) might not have had much, by the time it launched in Europe it had Tekken & Wipeout. It's strange to think that all those 'defining' titles like Tomb Raider & Crash Bandicoot & Resident Evil & FFVII appeared later.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 10:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know that Luigi's Mansion qualifies as a great Mario platformer actually

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Mario 64, i figger

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Weren't Mario World and Mario 64 available at their respective launches?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I was just pointing out that the Gamecube is the exception that proves the rule here.

Launch titles and console success have very little to do with one another, especially if you use the Dreamcast as any indication. I guess the thing I'm really trying to bring home is that Sony's "Sequel XVII: The Subtitle" launch selection doesn't bode well for the machine's lifetime. I guess if you can keep FF, MGS and GTA on your platform for initial release you have a solid base, but one slip and you're toast. $500 is a lot of money to most folks.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Eventually the system will drop to about $300 and only then will I even consider buying it. And by then, there will probably be a few games worth buying!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Exclusive: PS3 HUB; September Launch

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

it looks like a humidifier

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

"We want to be completely prepared when we bring PlayStation 3 to the marketplace," Yasuda said. "Our No. 1 competition is not other companies but counterfeiters. We want to work with governments to stop this."

Though yeah as the head of SCE Asia, he does have a point.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

How many of you just want to get a ps3 to play FFXII on it? we can combine the two threads!

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

FFXII is for the PS2.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought it was for the Xbox, and there was a big hoo-hah about the FF franchise leaving Sony. Have I been skipping lines in Edge again?

melton mowbray (adr), Thursday, 16 February 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

FFXII is for the PS2.

yeah, I remembered that right after I hit submit. will any ps3 launch titles have bunny strippers?

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 16 February 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

$500 is a lot of money to most folks.

its gonna cost $500!?! jesus, if that's true sony is doomed...

latebloomer: yes...that's a human ear, all right (latebloomer), Friday, 17 February 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

i may not ever play video games again

latebloomer: yes...that's a human ear, all right (latebloomer), Friday, 17 February 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah $499 is what most folks are assuming at this point. Sony already came out and flat admitted the thing's going to be "expensive" FFS. They just assume, I think, that the brand identity they've built is so rock-solid that everybody will get the fucker no matter what cost, they just have to make sure they have enough units to meet demand. They're thinking to ship 100m units worldwide. I'm like what.

TOMBOT, Friday, 17 February 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

What is the worst game console ever made?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 February 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

The Atari 5200?

TOMBOT, Friday, 17 February 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Atari Jaguar?

the NGage?

kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 17 February 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

CD-i?
Turbo Duo?

Will M. (Will M.), Friday, 17 February 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

When I used to work in a games shop, and kids would come in and annoy me by having playstation vs saturn arguments, my mantra used to be "there are no bad consoles, only bad games". And I think that still holds up really.

JimD (JimD), Saturday, 18 February 2006 01:01 (eighteen years ago) link

^ So true. I mean, look at the DS. It can only display 2000 polygons at once on-screen, but the games on it are great fun (And selling well).

Although I do believe consoles that are easier to develop for end up getting the most polished games, like the Dreamcast.

PlayfulPuppy (playfulpuppy), Sunday, 19 February 2006 02:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Even if they have good games, $500 = Neo Geo level success

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 19 February 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

(wow did you know they made Neo Geo games up until 2004!?)

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 19 February 2006 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Yep. And do you know how much they sell for? Round about £350 each, give or take. And LOADS of people still buy them. Insane.

JimD (JimD), Sunday, 19 February 2006 10:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Dere's no doubt that consoles cost more than theyre worth and that within about two years ther will be a new one out that costs even more and has games that you will play for the first level and then drop, but at the end of the day, whose gonna take this into account and stop themselves buying one? Us? I doubt it.

Jimmy Bobbilly (bobbyblue), Monday, 20 February 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/fight-night-round-3/spam-alert-fight-night-3-psp-costs-privacy-155716.php

As if I needed another reason to dislike both Sony and EA. The obvious solution is to only buy Megadrive games until I complete my PAL collection. Then start on Master System.

melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 20 February 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

The Atari 5200?

I MAD

Dan (Arcade-Perfect Q-Bert And Ms. Pac-Man!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Sony fears on Playstation launch

Unsurprisingly. Strange tone though. They seem to be trying to threaten the consortiums, but all they can say is "If you don't hurry up, we'll...we'll...we'll push back the release". Which isn't going to hurt anyone, realistically.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

What is the worst game console ever made?

Surely the 32x add-on for the Megadrive?

Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 11:15 (eighteen years ago) link

With quality of games vs number of games released, surely it's one of the best!

melton mowbray (adr), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The real answer:

http://www.gameover.nl/consoles/GX4000.jpg

melton mowbray (adr), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a 32X! thats where i first played doom

latebloomer: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/ne/p/2006/consoles_chart_232x215.gif

TOMBOT, Thursday, 23 February 2006 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

But will it catch on fire?

xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Thursday, 23 February 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

If it's a straight-up battle of overpriced hardware versus overpriced hardware then Sony have the expertise and the inferstructure to kill Microsoft. But I don't expect either to die, nor Nintendo, any time soon. PS3 might be the worst console ever, all things considered; but it'll have some kosher games before other formats, innit?

Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Anything that is as good or better than the PS2 can't be the worst console, it can only be the most overpriced console, and I'm not sure it can even be that compared to the Neo Geo.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Funny how they spent an identical amount on doodads.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 24 February 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe the BluRay drive costs that much.

xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Friday, 24 February 2006 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Won't Sony be manufacturing the drives themselves though>? So the cost will fall sharply, quickly.

Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:10 (eighteen years ago) link

You'd think, but manufacturing the drives yourself and owning the patents on all the crazy next-gen parts in it (which I'm sure they don't) are two different things completely when it comes to cost.

Microsoft has so much cashflow from every PC sold with Windows on it, plus enterprise Office + Server licenses, they could price the 360 to match the Revolution whenever THAT comes out and still survive this generation.

Sony, OTOH, is relying on the PS2 to keep them afloat at this point.
When they get undersold by both competitors and ship 10% of the units they're projecting, the company will wither and be eaten by a Korean chaebol, inciting riots.

Not that I'd miss them at all after that DRM rootkit spyware shit.

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 February 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't sony going to be relying on Memory Stick Duo Pro for multimedia storage on this? Flash memory = expensive.

xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Friday, 24 February 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

There are a few articles out there that place the cost of the PS3 blu-ray drive around $100-$110.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 February 2006 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

But just to illustrate the depth of the BS that some (including my beloved TOMBOT) have bought into:

Merrill Lynch guesses at $800 PlayStation 3 cost

Rob Fahey 14:24 20/02/2006

Components bill for new console could be huge, claim analysts

The same report from analysts at Merrill Lynch that predicted that the PS3 could be delayed by over six months has also suggested that the components used to build each console could cost Sony over $800.

Presenting a list of materials needed for each console, Merrill Lynch analyst Joe Osha pins the highest costs on the Blu-Ray drive used by the system, at $350, and the Cell processor, at $230.

Other components including the NVIDIA RSX chip ($70) and the system's memory ($50) stack up with smaller costs such as Bluetooth and Wi-Fi chips to bring the total to $800 (although Osha's report miscalculates this figure as $900).

Although Osha predicts that the bill of materials cost will fall to $320 within three years, his headline figure is stark - and the report describes the situation in harsh terms, stating bluntly that "it's now clear that the box is prohibitively expensive to make."

However, it should be borne in mind that Osha makes no particular claim to have insider knowledge of Sony's manufacturing or materials costs for the console - and while he explains his reasoning for some of the price tags he attaches to materials, others remain entirely inexplicable.

The incredibly high cost of the Blu-Ray drive, for example, is an anomaly that can perhaps be explained by the widespread confusion over the difference between a simple Blu-Ray data drive, a technology which is more complex than existing DVD drives but not enormously so, and a home Blu-Ray player or recorder, which must include a variety of expensive video and audio processing hardware which the PS3 already has on-board as part of its core functionality.

Although it remains a possibility that Blu-Ray drives will be expensive to manufacture, hard evidence of this has yet to emerge - and there is widespread scepticism over the incredibly high price points being attached to the technology by many analysts, especially since the PS3 is expected to have a Read-only Blu-Ray drive, and most other Blu-Ray devices for which even tentative price points have been mentioned are more expensive Read-Write devices.

The other component which Osha expects to be incredibly expensive is Cell, with the price for the chip placed at $230 - a factor, he says, of the fact that the die size of the chip is large, and mostly made up of logic circuits rather than the easier to repair memory circuits.

However, his assertion that the chip will be difficult and hence expensive to manufacture is thrown into doubt by comments made by IBM senior vice president William Zeittler earlier this month, when he said that the firm is succeeding in ramping up yields of Cell "faster than on any chip we've done."

In other words, while Merrill Lynch's report has not only impacted Sony's share price today, but has also kicked off a storm in the mainstream media about the status of PS3, some of its basic assumptions appear to be founded on shaky ground - and like all analyst reports dealing with the technical aspects of console manufacture or game development, it deserves to be viewed with a healthy dose of scepticism.

While Sony has made a habit of announcing key details of its strategy at press conferences in Tokyo, the next planned public discussion of the firm's plans will take place at the Game Developers' Conference in San Jose in late March, where the company's worldwide studios boss Phil Harrison will take the stage to deliver a keynote speech.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 February 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Basically, Osha pulled old consumer-side retail prices out of his ass and published them in his analysis as supply-side COGS.

I want his job, and then I can make stock prices move too! I'll be the Brent DiCrecenzo of the Consumer Electronics world!

Steve Shasta, wizard's cap (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 February 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I've wanted to work for Gartner or some other company like that for a long time, yeah. But now you came and spoiled my fun, you fact checking bastard.

Anyway the point about Sony needing a home run with it still stands, and the longer the delay is in getting the systems out, the more time MSFT has to stock shelves with actual playable titles while waiting for the inevitable coincidental price drop and Halo 3 announcement.

TOMBOT, Friday, 24 February 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

hey mate you know jack shit about the sony. i work in the sony and qest what sony has out done x boxlive because sony has keep it quite.
and you what you stop fucking yourseft you are the biggest fuckhead i kown.

hahhahaha, Thursday, 2 March 2006 04:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, I am semi-professional wakeboarder Steve Shasta... I will do a butterslide on your ass if you keep this act up.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link

If Sony are employing people with his level of educational achievement, they really are fucked.

Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

he doesn't work for sony. more than likely, he works for one of the contracting/temp companies that sony hires to do QA shit.

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Sony has a QA department?

TOMBOT, Friday, 3 March 2006 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

er, more than likely, he's 12 years old and doesn't work for anyone.

THE SONY HAS KEEP IT QUITE!

Can we make this a meme please?

JimD (JimD), Friday, 3 March 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Sony has a QA department?

yeah, it's two 12 year olds and a black labrador retriever. They also handle the localization procedures.

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 March 2006 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Do we need a new thread about teenagers' insane personal loyalty to huge multinational companies?

Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Saturday, 4 March 2006 09:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah well, it's better than sports teams.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 4 March 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

KEEP IT QUITE!

Dan (ROFFLE) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 March 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

AND IT's NOT JUST THE 12 YEAR-OLDS

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040511/040511_tattoo_hmed_11a.standard.jpg

So very, very wrong...

Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Saturday, 4 March 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

game tattoos are getting pretty common, tho. it's not like the guy did a quake symbol or something.

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 March 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Blu-Ray DRM delays system until November! Sony = the worst company ever. What in the HELL.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Sony Online Entertainment (SOE), makers of such online games as EverQuest and Star Wars Galaxies, is provided the infrastructure and GameSpy is providing tools and middleware.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

What else is they provided?

Dan (HOW DO I SHOT CONJUGATION) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

(OMG I just looked at that tattoo)

Dan (Duck Hunt????) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

That's the best game on there!

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

god Sony really are shit aren't they

Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

The most significant hardware feature ironed out so far IMO is that it will be 100% backwards compatible with all PS1 and PS2 titles, and play them in enhanced resolution, by which I assume they mean a Super Eagle filter will be applied to the big chunky non-HD pixels. That's fucking impressive, I tell you what.

60GB HD though! Makes my list shorter, I guess. Though the fact that they let something so insipid as B-R DRM set them back over 5-6 months, if that's really what it was, and then admitted to it, is basically the biggest FUCK YOU to consumers at large since I don't even know what, probably something Apple did.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Can you run Bleem on a Mac Mini?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I was wondering about the compatibility bit, after playing SOTC and wondering what it would be like with better hardware.

kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...
Playstation 3 To Be Fat And Retarded

haw haws!!

Also now verbal slip-ups and dev murmurs = $499 pricetag basically confirmed!

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

If the PS3 isn't stackable.... ooooh... grerrrrwtwrwrtrewt

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude what about any of the shots of the case they've published to date has made you think the thing was going to be stackable? It's completely curved on the entire topside, for chrissakes.

The Revolution, OTOH, will be most definitely stackable. Oh yes.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude what about any of the shots of the case they've published to date has made you think the thing was going to be stackable? It's completely curved on the entire topside, for chrissakes.

I haven't looked at them! :DDDDDD

The fact that the SNES and N64 (never owned) weren't even a little stackable was SO FUCKING ANNOYING. My parents made me PUT AWAY the SNES if they were going to entertain because it was so goofy looking. It toook up like what.... 6 inches with a game in it? So annoying

and you wonder why I have issues! (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

That thing looks like a Betamax or a toaster oven.

(A really cool looking toaster oven...)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.computercloset.org/PhilipsCDi.jpg

YOU GONNA GET RAPED

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

AMIRITE??????

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

i can't wait for ps3 yay

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 15 April 2006 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll wait for the portable ps3
http://hi.eecg.toronto.edu/steve80grey.gif

Joe Crocker (Joe Crocker), Saturday, 15 April 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Surely hardly any consoles are stackable though, right? Only the PS2 and Xbox in recent years, and tray loading is obviously a really bad idea (wrt imports, regions, stuff getting broke etc). I guess the NES is, but you still have to take everything off the top to lift the flap up and take a game out!

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Sunday, 16 April 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

christ. it looks like a george foreman grill anroller could d those contbe cut down by a few inches on the wings, no. still, considering the alternative?

sunny successor (katharine), Sunday, 16 April 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone who is excited about the PS3 deserves to pay the gajillion dollars it will cost him.

Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 16 April 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

and the cosplay

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

$500 isn't gazillions as long as the dollar remains weak. It's about £280-£300, which sounds round about what every new console since the SNES has cost on release.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 17 April 2006 10:14 (eighteen years ago) link

When I said $500 my source was actually some fool in Sony Europe who mouthed off about a €399-499 pricetag & yeah, dollar remaining weak hasn't really changed much in the world of electronics since the US doesn't manufacture anything.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 17 April 2006 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, except the Gamecube. And the Revolution will probably be about $200 or less, so that's money I won't be lighting on fire for a Blu-Ray drive.
xpost

Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 17 April 2006 12:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ugh. my jumpy laptop keyboard. i was bitching about the controller above.

sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 17 April 2006 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I predict Blu-Ray to have almost as much success as UMD.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

UMD has won NCAA women's hockey championships!

Dan (Go Bulldogs) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I predict Blu-Ray to have almost as much success as WMDs.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
PlayStation 3: Home for Christmas
Updated 5/8/2006 11:23 PM ET
By Mike Snider, USA TODAY
LOS ANGELES — Sony said Monday that it will roll out the PlayStation 3, the long-awaited successor to the world's most popular video-game system, in time for the holidays.

In a presentation in advance of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, Sony announced it will ship the powerful new system to North America on Nov. 17.

E3 BLOG: Get the latest news from the video game conference

The price will be $499 for a system with a detachable 20GB hard drive, and $599 for one with a 60GB hard drive. Sony plans to have 4 million available by year's end worldwide. "PlayStation 3 is the most ambitious project we've ever undertaken," says Kaz Hirai, president of Sony Computer Entertainment.

The PS3 will play PS2 games, as well as titles from the original PlayStation, CDs, DVDs and new high-definition movie discs. The PS3 also will connect to Sony's handheld PlayStation Portable (PSP) and will include a wireless, motion-sensing controller.

The wireless controller was demonstrated with a launch game called Warhawk, an aerial combat game with futuristic planes zipping through clouds and over water. Other games include Tekken 6, Stranglehold (a game by film director John Woo), Ridge Racer 7, Final Fantasy XIII, Virtua Fighter 5 and Call of Duty 3.

One racing game shown used the PSP as an "interactive wing mirror."

"You can position this next to your TV screen and see what's coming up behind you," said Sony's Phil Harrison.

An online game network also will allow voice and text messaging. "The goal is to create a virtual society or community," says Hirai.

PlayStation 3 was originally due in stores in spring, but development delays forced Sony to push back the introduction. The delay gives a yearlong head start to Microsoft's $300-and-up Xbox 360, which was introduced in November and is still in short supply. Microsoft has sold 3.2 million units worldwide, 1.8 million in the USA.

Nintendo's Wii (pronounced "we") system, which is expected to be less expensive than either the 360 or the PS3, and which comes with an innovative controller, is to be unveiled at a news conference today.

Complicating this next generation of consoles is an underlying battle over high-definition video-disc formats. PS3 games will be on the new Blu-ray Disc format, and the system will play Blu-ray high-definition movies. Microsoft plans to market an add-on drive that will play movies in the competing HD DVD format championed by Toshiba with supporting studios Warner, Universal and Paramount.

lol@sony

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

finally, interactive wing mirrors.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

but region free!!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

20GB version will also have no wifi, no HDMI support, no memory stick/SD/CF reading capability.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 07:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Still, Virtua Fighter 5! (forget the rest, except maybe Tekken 6)

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

virtua fighter 5!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:38 (seventeen years ago) link

new MGS 4 trailer

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

$600 for basic functionality! Hopefully none of our customers have Adjustable Rate Mortgages or cars that get less than 40 miles to the gallon. Oh, fuck it, we're Sony, we'll just put it in the Neiman Marcus catalog. And Skymall.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

How the fuck you build a game console so that you LOSE MONEY while charging people $500-600 out the gate fucking boggles my goddamned mind. But I guess that's why I'll never work for a company like Sony :P```

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

so did they basically just rip off the revolution controller idea?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://hood.filefu.com/sonysteals5dq.jpg

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I hear they've removed the rumble because it fucks with the crappy gyro motion detector.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah no rumble.
the blogs are afire with meh.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I was never crazy about the rumble in the first place. What's crappy about Sony's motion detector?

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Sony makes it

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

christ i do hope they drop that spiderman/mountain dew-lookin' logo/typeface

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

What's crappy about Sony's motion detector?

It's not a motion detector. The Wii will have a motion detector, and the console will know where in the room your controller is, and which direction it's moving in, and how it's oriented, and how fast it's going. The PS3 pad just has a tilt sensor. Like it Kirby Tilt n Tumble on the Gameboy Color, or the last GBA Warioware. All the console will be able to tell is which way you're tipping the pad.

JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how they called it "six-axis" when human beings can only perceive, uh, three

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

christ i do hope they drop that spiderman/mountain dew-lookin' logo/typeface

god, otm

All the console will be able to tell is which way you're tipping the pad.

The press says this:
In addition to the “3-posture-axis” of roll, pitch and yaw, “3-dimension acceleration information (X, Y, and Z)” can be detected in high-precision and in real-time.

It sounds like it can detect motion as well as tilt, but yeah, maybe not orientation or spatial position. Although if it just keeps track of all the tilt/motion information I'm sure it can extrapolate that stuff given an initial calibration.

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost I think the other 3 "axes" are considered rotation about the X/Y/Z. Which are not axes at all as I understand the word, but yeah.

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

marketing dudes in technical inaccuracy/bs shocker

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i think they're deliberately confusing "6 axis" with "6 degrees of motion/freedom/etc". 3 of translation, 3 of rotation.

xpost

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Grand Theft Auto 4 is for the X360.
PS3 is dead in the water. Who wants some blu-ray dvds?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

GTA4 is getting a simultaneous 360/ps3 release. the 360 version is supposed to have exclusive content or something tho.

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah. Do I want to play GTA4 on the $300 console or the $500 console? Man. I GUESS IT COMES DOWN TO THE CONTROLLER.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't Sony have to remove the rumble pack because the company they stole it from won the lawsuit?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

That could be it. They decided knocking off Nintendo's idea el cheapo style was more cost-effective than paying Immersion the license fees like Microsoft does.

PS3 To Be The Size Of A Victorian Waffle Iron:

http://cache.kotaku.com/images/2006/05/ps3profile.jpg

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont know. im wondering how big 'big' is. if im never going to carry it anywhere, does it matter? if the alternative is kong '07 im probably willing to make a lot of allowances. maybe xbox is the answer afterall?

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "LOL PS3 IS HUEG" - did not match any documents.

not yet.

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/ps3liebackend.jpg

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Also as the AC plug is much smaller in the "After" photo it is like nearly twice as fat!

JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha good eye. wtf.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 711 for ps3 doorstop. (0.35 seconds)

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

YEAR-OLD TECH PROTOTYPE UNDERGOES CHANGES
FEATURES REMOVED DURING COST-BENEFIT ANALYSIS

sleep (sleep), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

DEVELOPING...

sleep (sleep), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"The console will weigh in at a solid eleven pounds. In comparison, the relatively chunky Xbox weighs 8.5 pounds, and the Xbox 360 weighs 7.7 pounds."

LOL PS3 IS HUEG (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

is this whole thing filled with huge copper heat fins?

JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it's nothing but a blu-ray drive wired up to a pair of tanuki balls.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

WAU!!!!!!!

JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn that thing looks like a printer or scanner or something

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

for $600 this thing better suck my dick or make me waffles or something

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm a console misogynist

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

remember, sony has keep it quite.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

..

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

non-retard pack PS3 coming in at £425 - british version does not suck dicks or make waffles either

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Har! So let's see. That's $599 = £316 for an imported machine, which will play uk games anyway. Or it's £425 = $804 (!!!!) to buy one off the shelf here.

JimD (JimD), Thursday, 18 May 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"The point is that most people don't realise what they're actually getting with PlayStation 3," he said. "Number one, it's a games machine and we all know that. But also it's a high definition video playback device through Blu-Ray, and a lot of people don't really understand that part of the functionality either.

Right. Because a lot of people don't have TVs that would enable you to make use of that functionality. Because this is the UK and how many people here are HD ready? Ooh, around about NONE.

JimD (JimD), Thursday, 18 May 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM. My poor game-shot eyes make it hard enough to differenciate between characters, so there's no way I can really justify spending money on making the picture higher quality when my eyes won't appreciate the difference. Video games + good enough eyesight to appreciate HD don't mix.

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Thursday, 18 May 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

(Yes, I know I could go to the opticians and get HD-ready spectacles, but who knows how much they'll cost?)

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Thursday, 18 May 2006 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Get blu-ray eye surgery

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 19 May 2006 11:12 (seventeen years ago) link

It's the latest thing. Myopic Sony opticians got the idea from far sighted Nintendo boffins.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 19 May 2006 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

so it's better to take the 360 then ? is it really good ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 19 May 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think so, I think the main point is that it will probably cost $200-$300 less than the PS3 by the time the PS3 is released -- In fact you can already buy a used system for $289. Whether you should actually get one depends on whether you see a lot of games on it that you want to play. I can't think of a single game in its library that looks interesting, personally.

sleep (sleep), Friday, 19 May 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah perusing the 360 racks when I went to pick up NSMB, I didn't actually notice anything that floated my boat at all. It's all racing/driving/footballing/kicking hentai girls in the face, or pointless rehashes of PC FPSs. They really have to start bringing a different kind of "AAA" to that thing if they want to sell more 360s than they did the original.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

hum. but in terms of quality, power whatever, the PS3 will be comparable to the 360 ?
As for the games, it seems all the games are released on both xbox and ps, no ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the kicking hentai girls in the face game is pretty awesome. but yes, the 360 is a paperweight so far.

adam (adam), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

alex, let me ask you the question Sony wants me to ask you: Isn't Blu-Ray player capability crucial to the next decade of your life?

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oh. ok, you've convinced me (although I have no idea what a blu-ray player is). where do I sign ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

under the $700+ total with second controller, obligatory FPS launch title, and tax.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Dead Rising looks like the first 360 must-have

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how the 360 live arcade games are getting better reviews than the ones you buy in stores

a.b. (alanbanana), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Dead Rising looks like the first 360 must-have

Hear hear. As much as I don't really want one, I'm tempted by this.

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The Sony E3 conference boiled down to one minute of footage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJElsNaC6yQ&search=sony%20conference%201%20minute

Sorry if this has already been posted. I fell out of my chair after watching it.

Will M. (Will M.), Saturday, 20 May 2006 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG. There's tea everywhere.

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Saturday, 20 May 2006 10:11 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

dear sony,
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7645/youfailit9jk.png

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 20 May 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Riiiiiidge Racer!

remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 20 May 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, that was cute

JW (ex machina), Sunday, 21 May 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah perusing the 360 racks when I went to pick up NSMB, I didn't actually notice anything that floated my boat at all.

I would agree with this completely if it weren't for the 360 iteration of Fight Night, which is mindfuckingly fun to the point of nearly selling me on a 360 all by its lonesome. Also Rockstar Table Tennis looks weird enough for me to love.

But other than that, yes, the 360 is a lifeless, arid valley of fun.

James.Cobo (jamescobo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

HAVE YOU PLAYED EA FIGHT NIGHT FOR 360 IT'S AWESOME

Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Massive damage!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

so all the next gen consoles suck ? i'll stick to my ol' ps2, then...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, should i just buy a used xbox or what

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

wait for the wii

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

u want his bladder to explode? :-/

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 2 June 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

phil harrison should be fired

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 2 June 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Then came the horrible news, RSX appears to be limited to setting up 275 Million triangles/second, anemic compared to the 500+ million in XBox360. When asked about this apparent thumping dished out by MS, the reply from one notable ISV relations boffin was a terse 'What a Piece of Junk'. Talk about a steak in the heart.

Dan (A-1 Sauce, Anyone?) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 June 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

After seeing the way eyeTV and a Mac Mini handled HD video from comcast at my friends' house this weekend I've decided that Blu-Ray and HD-DVD are both dead in the water already. There's no way either format is going to be able to pick up enough adopters in time to make a dent in the forthcoming Microsoft/Apple/you-name-it HDAVoIP last-mile-fiber festivus.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I would say that the market for physical entertainment media is going to be dead within 15 years, with video games among the last media to go completely media-less

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, stop sounding like Jon (xpost - see?). There isn't any last-miling going to be happening anywhere outside the US any time soon.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but you guys have a two year jump on us in wireless tech

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

There isn't any last-miling going to be happening anywhere outside the US any time soon.

EVER HEARD OF "SOUTH KOREA" OR "JAPAN", NOOB?

Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

SAIBOT NOOB?

Dan (FINISH HIM) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

at least its not an "Animality"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 June 2006 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

MKII was so awesome.

Dan (Ah, 1994...) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

totally, i was the biggest MK geek for like 2 years.

latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

where was that link? somebody posted a link to youtube or google video or something that played every single ending from the first 3 games.

and they all looked like shit.

kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Did anyone see the press release from Sony abt how they're including the majority of the PS2 hardware inside the PS3 for "true" (un-emulated) backwards-compatability? Apparently it's gonna add ~$50 to the manufacturing price (Sony's gonna eat it, along with the rest of the loss on each machine).

lol

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

people are speculating that they'll move to using a sw emulator later....

lol

lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"the forthcoming Microsoft/Apple/you-name-it HDAVoIP last-mile-fiber festivus."

also, what does this even mean

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i hear sony will be using a genetically engineered dwarf trained to emulate ps2 utilizing his nanobot-saturated urine as a conductor

latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"the forthcoming Microsoft/Apple/you-name-it HDAVoIP last-mile-fiber festivus."

in the next 2 years or so it will be cheaper, easier and more convenient to get HD television and movies on-demand from your broadband connection than by purchasing a single-function playback device and the optical media to stick in it.

some people are touting that fiber optic cable run to your house is the way to accomplish this but from what I've seen and heard in just the past month yr standard coax cable connection works just dandy already.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

basically I see it as Sony dropping the ball on the PS3's killer app - games games games - in exchange for throwing an excruciatingly expensive volley in a format war that's already over, and streaming MPEG-4 over TCP/IP is the winner.

A consumer in 2008 has two choices for HD: A) buy HDTV, subscribe to HD cable service and broadband internet access, get PPV on-demand shows and features; B) buy HDTV, do all of the above, and then spend another mint for an HD optical player and the movies to play in it.

The PPV content library makes or breaks the Sony machine. Either people love MGM and Columbia so much that they'll go into debt to watch them in HD, or they don't. You make that call.

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

last post and then I'll find something better to do with myself I promise - I don't have an axe to grind here for any kind of fanboy reasons - I am just appalled as a techie management student at what appears to be the New Coke of video game business decisions (Virtual Boy notwithstanding)

TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

When asked about the success of the Sony Pictures movie The Da Vinci Code, Sony CEO Sir Howard Stringer emphasized the worldwide box office sales, then said, "It also beat Xbox 3 in Europe in its second weekend..." Reporter: "You mean X-Men..." Stringer: "God I walked into that, didn't I..."

lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that's kinda what i thought u were saying. I don't hate Sony or anything (more pity rn), the PS2 is probably my fav console of all time if we're just talking about hours logged, this is just like a spectator sport 2 me. TB do u read any blogs abt this stuff

INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm amazed that this thread hasn't generated insane Googler activity yet.

adam (adam), Saturday, 10 June 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
Just saw this on the latimes website.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-sony11jul11,0,2061426.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Sony Corp. has patented technology that would prevent its PlayStation consoles from playing used, rented or borrowed video games -- raising questions about whether the electronics and entertainment giant may attempt to redefine what it means to own something in the digital age.

Speculation over Sony's plans for the technology have sparked a furor online as game fans and consumer advocates fret that the company may incorporate it into the upcoming PlayStation 3 console, due to hit stores this fall.

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

more like they're going to redefine what it means to get pwned in the digital age.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Lol I love all these my console is better than your console arguments.

Darramouss ftw! (Darramouss ftw), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3852

Scarily accurate!

Darramouss ftw! (Darramouss ftw), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

substitute Postpunk for game consoles and you'll have ILM!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://angrysonyfanboy.ytmnd.com/

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...
Look at the astronomical prices people are bidding on for the new console at ebay. People are crazy.

http://video-games.search.ebay.com/playstation-3_Systems_W0QQsacatZ62054

van igloo (van smack), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

PLAYSTATION 3 RARE EMAIL ADDRESS PS3ISDABOMB@YAHOO.COM

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

peeps have been lined up at our local targetwalmartthingy since wednesday but when they opened this morning they only had 8 PS3s. EIGHT!! hahahahaha

sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

My Da supposedly knows someone who works w/ Sorny and can supposedly acquire a PS3.

c('°c) (Leee), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

coby playstation 3

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, homo sapiens is fucking doomed.

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

9. Unless plugged into a genuine top-of-the-line 1080p display, it downsamples to 480i, which some of you may know as "regular old teevee." Everybody with 720p/1080i models can just go fuck themselves and their cheap-ass investment in middling four-figure mediocrity, apparently.

10. Ridge Racer 7 looks a helluva lot better on the xbox360 than the ps3, so besides having zero launch titles anybody wants to play, what it HAS are launch titles that are best experienced via last year's system.

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Saturday, 18 November 2006 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know if it's really possible to indict this much better than hulkins' remarkably restrained editorial over on PA.

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Saturday, 18 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

linkplz

cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 18 November 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

^_^

The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Unless plugged into a genuine top-of-the-line 1080p display, it downsamples to 480i, which some of you may know as "regular old teevee." Everybody with 720p/1080i models can just go fuck themselves and their cheap-ass investment in middling four-figure mediocrity, apparently.

I just asked Nick abt this (as we're about to buy a HD teevee and it'll probably only do 720 or 1080i tops), as I was worried the Xbox is the same. He sez no, and he also said that it is true the PS3 samples down if you set it to 1080p.. but it will still do 720 if you *set* it to 720 on the PS3.

Still, that said, thats one hell of a waste of what could be a $5000+ television if you cant use its best resolution. Thats a joke.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of which.... OH MY GOD. My boi has just come home with a Samsung 32" HD LCD telly. Gears of War, Oblivion, Geometry Wars... shit this thing is like visual CRACK.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 November 2006 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link

A friend of mine got his PS3, turned it on, put a game on, played it for like fifteen minutes...

and then turned it off to play more Gears of War.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 20 November 2006 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

COLE TRAIN BABY

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d86iFGNbsHw

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

If you have a PS3, by some bizarre criminal-underworld hijinx and popmusic-scored derring-do, you may now donate it to Taco Bell for $12,500 Taco Bell bucks. Offer expires Dec. 1, limited to one recipient, first come, first serve.

DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

here's the listing i saw:
--
Tacos For Life
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CBS 2/KCAL 9

In exchange for your PlayStation 3, you can get a lifetime supply of tacos. Send your name and phone number to the following email: tacobellnews@tacobell.com

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

another joystiq link:
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/20/bidder-ends-up-with-3-ps1s-not-1-ps3/

$900 for playstation x 3

Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I read somewhere that you can't even play Guitar Hero II on this thing. Fuck that.

nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

can someone find the picture of kaz hirai with the HUEG ps3?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

UPS delivered some Amazon schwag to me today (CDs yay), & told me some dude won a PS3 on eBay, and paid $2500 for it.

I'll leave the zingers to y'all.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Desperation in his eyes.

The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

lol ps3 is hueg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
T-plus 60 days from launch and you still can't buy a Wii @ retail without fucking camping! I could buy six or seven PS3s (60gb model) though!

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 21 January 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

At work, we are about to start taking preorders of the PS3 (it comes out in March). We didn't take preorders for the Wii, regardless of the impossibility of getting one, because one of the big fat cats who run the company called it a "secondary console".

I hope Sony balls up the March deadline at the last minute, really.

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't see how they wouldn't. I have to either imagine some massive brain drain at that company, like they changed their pension plan and sent a ton of great japanese engineers and managers packing for the competition, or the PS1/PS2 were just happy accidents of being in the right place at the right time with the right optical format support that developers wanted to work with.

Gates' comments that I posted to my 2 day old ps3 keeps freezing. are dead-on. they gave themselves an extra year of lead time and used all of it doing damage control, then priced their customer base out of the market.

If I sound like a pit bull fanboy going after this thing and the company that makes it, it's because I spent most of last year learning my project management fundamentals and the business of engineering and this utter debacle deserves just about every last bit of dogging it gets. The number of mistakes and layers of pathetic, delusional spin applied here is fucking boggling, coming from a company that everyone thought couldn't possibly fuck up.

Maybe I'm too cynical, maybe Sony dared to dream the impossible dream of building a magic synergy of Bravia 1080p TVs plugged into PS3s playing Blu-Ray discs in every household, maybe they thought everybody in the world would get a 300% raise between 2001 and 2007, maybe it wasn't hubris and they really thought they were going to accomplish this great, amazing thing, in the highest definition around.

Or maybe they really thought "fuck the consumer, we'll fleece the bastards with our brand name, we can't lose" and in due course they'll wind up in one of those bestsellers that has a whole chapter on New Coke.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Said it before, I'll say it again:
I enjoy feeling vindicated(everyone does).

Oh, no, I'm not bitter....

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, I done seen Michael Jackson eat him some babies (The, Monday, 22 January 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

stay off my thread please.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, ok, you can come back. but I'm not sure I understand your last post and no more getting in fights with people. Not that I'm a mod anyway.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

FOr months every time I agreed with the title of this thread I was called a h8tr or some equivalent BS.
Especially when I said the Wii was the more viable console.
Most people laughed at that point and said something along the line of it being for old ladies or something retarded.

I'm just saying that I'm glad I don't know what crow tastes like.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, I done seen Michael Jackson eat him some babies (The, Monday, 22 January 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I still don't think the Wii is a viable console compared to either the PS3 or the XBox in terms of hardware or future, but Nintendo is simply light years beyond either company in terms of software. However, software is an easy thing to fix if you have a robust piece of hardware and enough money to make deals with manufacturers.

If that ever happened, there's simply no way that Nintendo could compete, but nothing that either Sony or Microsoft has done to date has convinced me that they're smart enough to fix these sorts of problems.

I think that we're stuck with a situation where the best games are on the worst console, and that's pretty sad, but good for Nintendo for seeing a weakness and exploiting it.

It actually reminds me of the way baseball works these days. Nintendo is the Oakland A's!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"best games" are pretty easily agreed upon, but "worst console" is kinda laughable when you think about it.

Do i as a gamer preferring weird-ass japanese stuff, zelda/metroid/castlevania games, and titles with a good narrative give a shit if the thing i'm playing it on can display 40 gazillion triangles every second with BLAST PROCESSING if the thing runs 3x the cost as my more-or-less pretty good console?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Nintendo got a clue and realised that they could either go into the hole chasing the dream of beating Microsoft(who can afford to be a loss-leader for years) at graphics hardware or figure out some other way to get developer support/fans.
They went with new ways to have fun while playing(even if you lose. Hell I don't like golf and had fun losing at Wii Golf at a party), and making few changes to their existing hardware. 100% PACKWARDS BOMPATABILITY doesn't hurt. -_^

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado, I done seen Michael Jackson eat him some babies (The, Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

What is the "best console" if not the one that has the best games (and presumably lets you play them without hassle)? Especially if it's the most affordable. I mean, this is obvious.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, should i buy a ps3? i am going to japan later in the year and i will be able to buy one for as much as an xbox 360 (if not significantly cheaper). pretty much the main reason i think the ps3 is ridiculous is the price, and this would get around that.
but i am worried about a) the ps3 being completely obliterated and me not getting any of the good games that the 360 might get (although stuff like gears of war doesnt really interest me); and b) the (i assume) regional warranty.
so, opinions?

webber (webber), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You don't have to worry.
You can be sure of it.

It's the Saturn all over again, but with the original PS' reliability factor.(My saturn works like a champ and I used the hell out of that thing. I dare you to find a fully functional original playstation)

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Vampires Eat Christians (The GZeus), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

What is the "best console" if not the one that has the best games

Any game on the Wii would look and play better with more horsepower. You can use that hardware for evil -- like some immense, soulless reality simulator -- but you can also use it for artistic means as well. Sony and Microsoft don't seem to understand that there is a market for games that are artful or games that are FUN, but a fun game with amazing graphics and high quality rendering would be really cool and I'd like to play it!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Any game on the Wii would look and play better with more horsepower.

STFU noob, you don't know shit about PROGRAMMING or COMPUTER ARCHITECTURE.

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry folks. I think I've inadvertantly summoned this humanoid.

I shall refrain from addressing them and referencing them.
I humbly suggest you do the same.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Vampires Eat Christians (The GZeus), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 11:02 (seventeen years ago) link

jon has been here for years, man

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I meant to this thread.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Vampires Eat Christians (The GZeus), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I suggest you stay on topic, don't hijack a thread to continue your tiresome squabble with jon, and remember how many warnings you've had. This isn't ILE.

teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 11:51 (seventeen years ago) link

HUH?
The point of me even acknowledging him was to suggest we all stay on topic.
You have issues.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Vampires Eat Christians (The GZeus), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

polyphonic=nubcakes

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

nubcakes!!! are nubcakes typically "puffy"

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway stuff like gears of war doesnt really interest me

then don't get a PS3!!! At least with the 360 you have a GREAT selection of stuff on Live Arcade, road-tested network multiplayer and weird shit like Blue Dragon and Viva Pinata. I don't know any exclusives for the PS3 besides White Knight that look even remotely half-interesting and yeah, I think it's going to be obliterated - since as you noted they can't even push refurbs and trade-ins on people anymore. Price point was just too high to start with.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Also after watching what happened with Microsoft's "tard pack" experiment for 12 months, why in the world did they think pushing a crippled "it's only $200 more than the competition!" box was a viable idea?

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Sony and Microsoft don't seem to understand that there is a market for games that are artful or games that are FUN

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/livearcadexbox360/default.htm

UH

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Joust Online!!!! wtf

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I am just appalled as a techie management student at what appears to be the New Coke of video game business decisions (Virtual Boy notwithstanding)

jesus I'm a fucking johnny one-note! Sorry!!

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom, update your settings.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

haha thanks! I promise to only mod sober

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Now that wouldn't be fun, would it?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, viva pinata and xbox live (and jade empire and gears and halo and...) almost made me splurge on a christbox; I think Microsoft is doing a pretty good job.

Sony's PS3 debacle continues to be mystifying though; like everyone else, I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop and their hidden killer ap (GTA/Tekken crossover, fleshlight attachment) to drop, because what they're doing now makes no sense at all.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I dare you to find a fully functional original playstation

I have one! I got it on launch, and it's chipped. Even Sony said that'd do the things in!

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(not 2 defend sony etc, I just want whatever prize is going for this dare)

melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

man i wouldn't want to clean a fake pussy

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, viva pinata and xbox live (and jade empire and gears and halo and...) almost made me splurge on a christbox; I think Microsoft is doing a pretty good job.

I agree with that totally, still waiting on the price-dropped non-fugly edition to come out though

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

SELF CLEANING, ade. That's what 600 bucks gets you.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

UH

Retro gaming is one thing, but new titles is another. Viva Pinata is a really good example of what Microsoft should do more of, and hopefully is a sign of things to come. If they come out with a few more titles along those lines, I'll buy a 360.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know any exclusives for the PS3 besides White Knight that look even remotely half-interesting

Am I seriously the only MGS whore here? MGS4 (and yeah, FFXIII) are going to tempt the hell out of me once they're out. There's also Devil May Cry 4 but it looks like everything else I wanted (GTA4, VF5, RE5) is getting a 360 port.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pretty slutty for MGS, though after my MGS3 misadventures, I don't know if it can persuade me to splurge all over a PS3.

c(°°c) (Leee), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"I have one! I got it on launch, and it's chipped. Even Sony said that'd do the things in!"
Holy shit. We have a winner!!
I am honestly happy for you. I have some loaned games and a loaned PS but I hardly use them because it's one of those "really carefully lay it upside down, then turn it on and pull away real fast because if you touch it it'll crash" ones.

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Vampires Eat Christians (The GZeus), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty you forgot to put "11." in front of that

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The rumors take things even further, stating that the reason behind this decision is that the publisher feels it is necessary in order to recoup the costs in making the game and they just don't believe there are enough PS3 units on the market because of the Blu-ray diode failure situation.

Bahahaa, if that's true and Square Enix comes to the same conclusion, it's game over. Devil May Cry can't carry shit.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i sure hope it's true! i love Metal Gear and i sure as hell don't want a PS3 at this point.

feed latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah i forgot about viva pinata, thx tom!

webber (webber), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Square has no loyalty, they fucked over Nintendo for Sony and now they're making DQ9 for the DS, they've made sure to hedge their bets and given themselves plenty of lead time to port FF13 if and when SCEA completely tanks.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

And the FFXII spin-off is coming for the DS, too

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so you guys who already have the PS3 (I'm in Europe) : the 360 is definitely a better deal than PS3 ? there's no way the PS3 will get better after a while (when its price gets lower, the technical problems are fixed and it has more games) ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Loyalty?
They don't need to have loyalty. I mean, if a nuts and bolts manufacturer started making metric when imports got bigger, would you get mad?

Lukewarm Watery G. Tornado; Vampires Eat Christians (The GZeus), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

360 is a better deal

UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
[Removed Illegal Link]

Last week Phil Harrison called rumble a [Removed Illegal Link]. lol at sony

webber, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ

webber, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) Sony Corp. and Immersion Corp. said they have settled their long-simmering patent dispute over the vibration technology that shakes video-game controllers, and will work together to bring the "rumble" function back to PlayStation products.


phil harrison: rumble is a last generation feature

webber, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Removed Illegal Link? what?

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 3 March 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I just talked w/ Keef about that and he's checked in a fix for the next build

TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

by which I mean rumble will be included in ILX-2, soon.

TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) Sony Corp. and Immersion Corp. said they have settled their long-simmering patent dispute over the vibration technology that shakes video-game controllers, and will work together to bring the "rumble" function back to PlayStation products. "
Read: "Sony has realised that it's actually a good idea to pay for things they've stolen instead of telling people it doesn't work."

Windy G Moisture, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, if a nuts and bolts manufacturer started making metric when imports got bigger, would you get mad?

I would be very angry. "GRRRRRRRR. Ooh, yer nuts, you bastards. I am angry."

Sock Puppet, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

trailer for Playstation Home http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=17558&type=wmv&pl=game
a mix of XBL and Second Life?

zappi, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but only including people who see fit to lay out the cash for a PS3, which should make for an interestingly limited demographic

the 4-player cooperative platformer from the ragdoll kung-fu guys looks a lot more like something a wider populace would be interested in than anything else so far for the platform

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

did anybody else read the WSJ's indignant piece on Sony's CEO wherein he basically shits all over Kutaragi and his pompous arrogant bullshit? fallout has been pretty impressive. business press calling for ken's head and shit.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

OOOO link?

Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

where at?

kingfish, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

The "home" preview looks kind of nice (but not $600 nice). If done right, it could be the perfect combination of mii-like, but actually useful - and 360live-like, but with a little more visually interesting presentation & a little more personality.

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=144875

Windy G Moisture, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZOHnZNaBc

has this been seen y/n?

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I have, but I can't speak for the rest of the forum.
I think the 360 should have been there, played by a tall, muscuar relatively attractive woman(well, I think the 'Wii' is kinda bleh, but that's me) who suggests "You know, for the price of her, you could have both of us..." and starts making out with the Wii.
But then, i think that plotline should be in almos every commercial...

Windy G Moisture, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:21 (seventeen years ago) link

agreed.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

youtube comment:

You don't get it dodo ?! Using a half naked women to sell a product to kids... Don't you understand that this is ridiculous ? Using sex to sell to kids ? Glorifying physical beauty instead of personality and content ? Are you too full of aspartame and fluoride to even reason ?!

lol someone blew a pile of cash on a PS3

onimo, Thursday, 8 March 2007 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you too full of aspartame and fluoride to even reason ?!

lol they got your precious bodily fluids

abanana, Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

FLORIDE?

Windy G Moisture, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the only one who'd miss Kutaragi if he were gone? I mean... yeah, he's the worst, but he's so... endearingly awful. Riiiiidge racer!

Will M., Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

That's why we have the internet to preserve shit for all time

TOMBOT, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

But there will be no more gems! I am still waiting for M Ellllllllllll B the Show! Hit the ball for massive homerun!

Will M., Thursday, 8 March 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

nerd gamedev zings
“Kick his ass and take his name!” someone shouted from a few rows behind me.

“Who?” answered Reggie in mid-autograph.

“Phil Harrison, front row!” Sure enough, there was Phil Harrison, seated dead center, front row. Looks like he could show up on time for Nintendo’s keynote, but not Sony’s.

With a grin and a chuckle, Reggie replies, “Some would say we’ve already done that.”


kingfish, Friday, 9 March 2007 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the home thing was pretty cool.

this is the first positive pr bounce sony has had coming out of a major game event in quite awhile.

it's good to see them finally come up with something that is a vision for online, something unique and distinguishable from xbox live.

maybe not everyone will like it, but i felt the same way when nintendo announced the wii, like hey instead of gamecube which had a lot of rhetoric about how nintendo was "different" it was just a typical box type console...wii is actually different in concept.

i feel like this is the same for sony in the online realm. it's a gamble but i appreciate the fact that they've obviously been working on something all this time, not just sitting on their ass.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the only one who'd miss Kutaragi if he were gone? I mean... yeah, he's the worst, but he's so... endearingly awful. Riiiiidge racer!

oh, there'll be a lot of other Sony heads to mock. for instance the "riiiidge racer" guy was Kaz Hirai.

abanana, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

The Saturn had an innovative online system(that kinda did something).
Dreamcast...

Windy G Moisture, Saturday, 10 March 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ha.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/jobhosle/glitter.jpg

zappi, Sunday, 11 March 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Little Big Planet looks so fucking amazing I want to cry

bernard snowy, Sunday, 11 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, little big planet looks like tons of fun. i'm currently having loads of fun with the new f1 racing game.

funny farm, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

agreed on LBP; almost enough to get me wondering about purchasing.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:25 (seventeen years ago) link

home hifi geek wizard I know says he's waiting for the 65nm die models to ship, refuses to consider the waffle iron 90nm models sitting on shelves everywhere

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the only one who'd miss Kutaragi if he were gone? I mean... yeah, he's the worst, but he's so... endearingly awful. Riiiiidge racer!

oh, there'll be a lot of other Sony heads to mock. for instance the "riiiidge racer" guy was Kaz Hirai.

abanana on Friday, 9 March 2007 23:50 (4 days ago)


it's sort of sad to me that kutaragi is perceived like this. i don't really think he's polished enough to be doing big PR appearances, i think sony still puts him out there as a form of respect. but, you know, english is not his first language and he comes off as sort of goofy and stilted.

still...i mean i know plenty of people that have worked at sony for years and they all say the man was/is a real visionary electronics engineer and pretty much a genius....love it or hate it, the modern video game industry probably owes as much to him as anyone.

i've met kaz in person and interviewed him several times. it's weird, i agree he comes off real stiff an over rehearsed in press conferences, but it's the opposite when you're actually talking to him. he's very charming and seems very smart...he toes the company line just like everyone else, probably not as much as miyamoto or the nintendo people but they tend to disguise it better, miyamoto with his loveable wacky uncle persona and reggie with his bravado...off all the execs, to me reggie seems the most rehearsed in an interview section, he won't deviate from the "message" at all no matter how hard you try.

i like peter moore from microsoft a lot, he's a funny, witty guy and is always fun to talk to. j allard is another guy, like kaz, who is much more personable in person and comes off as kind of a doofus in a press conference setting.

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Gah, why did I mix up those two again :/

But yeah, the Redge. he really does strike me as someone that'd be kind of frustrating to talk to-- I am always mind-blown when people are like "he's so cool!" because all I see is a dude who has said "Wii24 will connect everyone-- your grandparents, your kids, and your boss" 500 times in the mirror while lifting weights and listening to Eye of the Tiger.

Will M., Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5813156&posted=1#post5813156

Official Feb NPD HW Thread of Sony's funeral & Nintendo's crowning (Industry +53%) #1
Nintendo DS 485,000
Wii 335,000
PlayStation 2 295,000
Xbox 360 228,000
PlayStation Portable 176,000
Game Boy Advance 136,000
PlayStation 3 127,000
GameCube 24,000
Xbox 480

360 CRACKDOWN 427K
WII PLAY W/ REMOTE 371K
NDS DIDDY KONG RACING 262K
WII LEGEND OF ZELDA: TWILIGHT PRINCESS 130K
PS2 GUITAR HERO 2 W/GUITAR 130K
360 GEARS OF WAR 119K
360 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL 2K7 113K
360 LOST PLANET: EXTREME CONDITION 111K
WII WARIOWARE: SMOOTH MOVES 109K
360 NBA STREET HOMECOURT 102k

* Source: The NPD Group

Video Games Software (up 28%)
2006: $ 345M
2007: $ 441M

VG Industry (HW, SW, & Accessories - up 53%!)
2006: $639M
2007: $978M

--------

Guitar Hero II, the GBA, the PS2 and Twilight Princess each outsold the PS3

kingfish, Friday, 16 March 2007 06:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyone hoping not to throw out their PS2 games when they buy a shiny new PS3 in Europe will be in for a shock, according to research carried out by a German website. The people at Cynamite found that out of 12 of the best selling console games for the PS2, only one would work on the PS3.

The website managed to get hold of one of the European consoles prior to its launch on the 23rd March and tested the following games.
# God of War
# MGS 2: Sons of Liberty
# MGS 3: Snake Eater
# Shadow of the Colossus
# Guitar Hero 2
# Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
# Okami
# GTA: Liberty City Stories
# Eragon
# Final Fantasy X-2
# Ratchet & Clank 3
# Lumines Plus

The site found that only one game, Eragon, started up correct. The others refused to play and told users to wait for updates to the software that emulates the old console.


FUCK ILLEGAL LINKS

onimo, Saturday, 17 March 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i played shadow of the colossus on my ps3 the other day. is this just a PAL thing?

funny farm, Sunday, 18 March 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Yep. We got fucked over again :)

melton mowbray, Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Bahahaha Devil May Cry 4 is getting a 360 port now.

http://ir.capcom.co.jp/english/news/html/e070320.html

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.excite.co.jp/world/english/web/?wb_url=http://ir.capcom.co.jp/news/html/070320.html&wb_lp=JAEN&wb_dis=2

and PC.

kingfish, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Although the Rachet and Clank trailer does look incredibly pretty: http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/10034

webber, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm loving all the "PS3 Pre-order: Hurry - Limited Stock!!" signs I'm seeing everywhere, 3 days before launch. Nobody seems to have sold out of pre-orders.

I'm glad it's going to be the worst received of all three of this gen of consoles. Not because I have anything against Sony, or anything Fanboyish like that, it's just that if the PS3 won the console wars I'd have to seriously rethink gaming as a hobby were the norm to drift towards a console+game+extra controller costing me £500 at launch.

CraigG, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha. Where I work, we originally started a couple of weeks ago with a sign that said "Only 12 PS3s left!" A couple of days later, that changed to "Only six left!" It is now sitting at "Only two left!" We have not sold any since the "12 left" sign.

melton mowbray, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you work at Sony?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Har har! (seems like it at times to be honest - we didn't even sell the Wii, let alone take pre-orders!)

melton mowbray, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25LceCPO1ys

hahaha

latebloomer, Thursday, 22 March 2007 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ps31.jpg

kingfish, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

fuckin laugh out loud

webber, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

most importantly, the PS3's ability to act as a multimedia hub for organising photos, music and movies.

omg Sony have invented personal computers! That you can play games on! Whatever next?

onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

At what point is the PS2 likely to become 'obsolete'? Is it true that the next versions of games like GTA and Gran Turismo are only going to be developed for the PS3? Them and PES are pretty much all I play on my PS2 (lack of time and money to get into anything else), 'luckily' my Gran Turismo save file broke last week so I have two years worth of catching up to do, which'll keep me amused for a bit, and theres the GTA: Stories games to get, and I'd like to get Guitar Hero and maybe some Singstar/DDR-things, but is there likely to be much development for PS2 in the future?

Bocken Social Scene, Friday, 23 March 2007 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link

13 hours in. Any UK gamers got a PS3 yet?

For weeks I thought the weird thisisliving.tv ads were for a new Living TV channel, that marketting campaign really worked on me!

onimo, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone enjoying their free tv that was given out at the launch event???

zappi, Friday, 23 March 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jeux-france.com/news19695_la-playstation-3-sort-en-europe.html
Paris launch. They were ready for 3000 people. They got around 100.

abanana, Monday, 26 March 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I found this sign in the window of HMV amusing:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/215/455410467_b9a376171e.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, I remember a review for Lethal Enforcers on the SNES using the phrase "Movie Quality graphics".

melton mowbray, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

American hardware sales figures are in for March, and as the NPD isn't run by Nazis we're allowed to say what they are on the internet:
DS: 508k
PS2: 280k
Wii: 259k
X360: 199k
PSP: 180k
GBA: 148k
PS3: 130k
Just the usual CATACLYSMIC SALES DISASTER for PS3 then. Guess those, er, shortages are still hitting sales, what with there only being a spare three million on shelves worldwide.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, they sold more psps even, huh?

forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the unabashed glee at ukresistance is taking in relentlessly pointing out how overstocked this piece of shit is all over the UK is really far too enjoyable

TOMBOT, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

3 million unsold estimates?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Sony developing 200GB PS3
http://www.destructoid.com/sony-developing-200gb-ps3-31090.phtml

not sure how true it is, but dtoid's news is usually pretty accurate.

funny farm, Friday, 20 April 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

[i}I think I can live without Magic Funtime Spanking Frenzy VI.[/i}

I probably can't. =(

admrl, Friday, 20 April 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070427/bs_afp/japanelectronicsgamecompanyexecutivesonyKutaragi quits[/url]

abanana, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

that should be: Kutaragi quits

abanana, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

Rumored $100 price drop on July 17:
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3160820

marmotwolof, Friday, 6 July 2007 07:24 (sixteen years ago) link

now it only costs twice as much as the popular kid

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Ninja Gaiden Sigma!

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 6 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm slowly coming round to the idea that the ps3 might just hang in there & become successful, but not for a couple of years. can sony afford to wait that long?

zappi, Friday, 6 July 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I want to play LittleBigPlanet something terrible, but not $500 worth of terrible.

jamescobo, Saturday, 7 July 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

The price drop is coming tomorrow.

abanana, Monday, 9 July 2007 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll wait for the next one.

marmotwolof, Monday, 9 July 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

jeez - sales up 2,500% in the last 24 hours on amazon...

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

there's an 80GB model with free Motorstorm for $600 on the way too

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Change that to "free motorboat" and maybe we'll talk.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

360 Elite is said to be dropping to $400 bucks anyway, I'll have that.

marmotwolof, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Target stores now exclusively carrying Blu-ray.

Meanwhile, big price drop on the 360's HD-DVD drive.

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

has anybody actually watched a blu-ray or hd-dvd with any of these things?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I have an HDDVD player for the 360, and I use it all the time. Or will be, as long as they keep making HDDVD. I got it cheap.

antexit, Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

dude mine is coming with six free Blu-ray discs. I'm sure you need a 1080p HDTV to tell the diff, but I'll be getting one of those shortly.

marmotwolof, Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

You can definitely see the difference with a 720p HDTV, but not all HD-DVDs and Blu-Ray DVDs have been created equal. Just like with early DVDs (or current cheap/piss-poor DVD transfers), some of both new formats early transfers have been less than impressive. However - with a good transfer, it really pops - close to twice as sharp an image (720p vs 420p or i) really makes a difference on a bigger TV.

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 27 July 2007 07:23 (sixteen years ago) link

720p is fine, there are hundreds of forum threads all over the internets where dispute rages about whether 720p is actually maybe even BETTER than 1080i (1080p barely exists, i thought - and anyway isn't supported by any broadcasters as far as i know) - several broadcasters have already standardized on 720p (especially sports channels). anyway, it's what i have so i'll defend it to kingdom come.

btw, i still haven't seen ONE THING in HD since i bought my HD set. some day, i guess.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 July 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

1080p sure as hell exists for Blu-ray discs and certain PS3 games. For everyone else, wait on that.

marmotwolof, Saturday, 28 July 2007 00:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, I should say that it exists for HD-DVD but I don't think there are any 360 games that are native 1080p and not upscaled yet, some say Halo 3 might be but I haven't seen any confirmation.

marmotwolof, Saturday, 28 July 2007 00:50 (sixteen years ago) link

My buddy has a PS3 with a 720p setup, and the Blu-ray looks great. I've never seen HD-DVD, but the Blu-ray is much nicer than regular DVD, I was impressed.

If you have HD or Blu-ray, you should rent the Planet Earth documentary!

polyphonic, Sunday, 29 July 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I've heard people talk about Planet Earth a lot as a good HD demo.

marmotwolof, Sunday, 29 July 2007 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link

1080 x 1920 in a moving image is not something the human eye is really capable of appreciating. If you have a computer monitor that supports that resolution, try comparing a screensaver at 720 x 1280 and at the higher res (1080p) and see if you care (like $$+ worth of caring). From what I've heard 1080i and 720p are functionally equivalent except that 1080i won't be as crisp in all circumstances.

I haven't seen anything on HD with my HDTV either. Fuck a $300 receiver.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

*sigh*

of course you can't tell on a computer monitor, Tombot. That's why they barely even sell TVs smaller than 40" with 1080p.

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

but you're going to be sitting a lot further away from the tv screen!

anyhoo I read somewhere most people can't tell beyond 780p and I believe it

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

er 720p

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

haha ok man, suit yrself

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

you can tell the difference from five feet away on a 40" screen, the bigger the screen, the further away you can sit and still see it.
http://comcal.wboc.com/img/resvsdist.jpg

marmotwolof, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

uhm.. who the hell is sitting 20 feet away from their TVs, much less owning a TV with an 80" screen?? unless that diagram is intended to be read and used by a race of giants and giantesses, which i would be down with, btw

in any case, the one thing this diagram proves is that unless you live in an airplace hangar, don't buy some giant fuck-off TV that you can't afford because you'll get it home, out of the box, sit six feet away like a normal person does and start wondering why everything looks WORSE

Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I think you read it wrong. It says that if you sit 6 feet away you should have a 46" TV or thereabouts for the full benefit of 1080p. If you plan on sitting ten or more feet away, a big ass projector that fills the wall is the only way to tell the difference. Those lines on the chart go all the way back. It isn't saying you need to sit 18 feet away from a 100 inch screen to see 1080p.

marmotwolof, Friday, 3 August 2007 19:12 (sixteen years ago) link

basically if you get a regular tv that fits in a regular room and sit at a regular distance 1080p/i isn't perceptible, which I think is what the article I read was pointing out

El Tomboto, Saturday, 4 August 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link

You could say the same for 720p if that's what you're going by! If you want a fuck off TV that you're going to sit right in front of while gaming, there is a difference. If you just want a 25" TV to watch on a couch clear across the room, why would you even be interested in HD?

marmotwolof, Saturday, 4 August 2007 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

oh i see.

the problem comes in, as i mentioned earlier, with watching non-HD broadcasts on a 46" LCD or plasma display. unless you buy a special, smaller TV just to watch actual TV on, the moment you switch from your super-crisp game or Blu-Ray disc to watching, i dunno, Law and Order SVU, it will look BAD unless you get up and press yourself against the far wall.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

which is why i got a 28" 740p TV - it's going to look good no matter what, plus it doesn't dominate my frickin room, even though it's bigger than any TV i ever had growing up.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean 720p. i have been infected.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I guess the difference for me is that I have a separate room from the bedroom and living room just for gaming/movies/computer so a big ass dominator TV is exactly what I want, and I'm not too concerned about the SD quality for that.

Some HDTVs are doing a decent job of SD conversion now, but it also depends on the source from your cable company. A channel for syndicated re-runs is probably going to look shittier than a premium movie channel, etc. I wouldn't dream of buying HD just for broadcast at this point, even DirecTV only offers about 18 HD channels, and none of them look all that interesting besides HBO and Showtime. You can also get HD TNT for that Law and Order fix, the big networks, Discovery and ESPN but that's about it.

marmotwolof, Sunday, 5 August 2007 00:49 (sixteen years ago) link

hi 5z to the Hand Man
is it a Philips? because then we probably have exactly the same teevee

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 August 2007 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link

btw on that note, the philips pixelplus or whatever sub-pixel automatic detection and shading it does is really awesome - the words Playstation 2 have never looked more crisp (ditto with the Wii menus)

El Tomboto, Sunday, 5 August 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link

it's a toshiba. which i refer to as "the toshiba". and my bad, it's only a 26" .. this thing:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toshiba-26WLT66-Widescreen-Pictureframe-Freeview/dp/customer-reviews/B000HVFQSS

not sure about subpixel stuff. my DVD is hooked up via HDMI and the PS2 is hooked up via component cable. i would imagine that playing AVIs thru a computer connected with an actual monitor cable (which is supported) would probably look pretty good but i haven't tried it yet, mainly because i can never remember what sex the ends of the cable should be when i'm near a shop that sells them

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 5 August 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

the PS3 is going to get a DVR peripheral called PlayTV (well, in UK, France Italy, Germany & Spain initially)
"PlayTV will allow users to watch, pause and record live TV. PlayTV can also record individual shows, or entire series to the PS3 hard drive. The videos can then be watched from the PS3, or can be transferred to the PSP to watch on the go. PlayTV will provide a 7-day Electronic Programme Guide (EPG2) utilizing the "widely available" DVB-T format."
it also has two tuners (so you can watch something & record something different at the same time) & streaming via wifi to PSP.

so is this something people will buy? how much will they charge?

zappi, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link

the DualShock 3 is more important

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

not sure why that's getting buried

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

good games are more important than either. god damn Sony, three or four PS3 games I want vs like 50 360 games I want. hop to it.

marmotwolof, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

wot, no double-ended dildo controller yet?

kingfish, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

haha marmot see the nintendo kids only had to spend half as much money to feel that way

El Tomboto, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, I'm still buying a Wii when I can find one. Then I'll have all six of those cool PS3 and Wii games to play when my 360 goes kaput and I can't play all the good shit on it.

marmotwolof, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:33 (sixteen years ago) link

PlayTV looks like it's just a PS branded twin "digibox" - a pair of digital tv tuners - they're cool but... it's not integrated with whatever other cable/satellite you've got for one thing and for another there are, or are going to be (over in north america where you get all this stuff late) a smorgasbord of low and high end alternatives to "PlayTV"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 24 August 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ok, they've FINALLY confirmed the new cheaper model (at least in EU)
http://www.scee.presscentre.com/Content/Detail.asp?ReleaseID=4434&NewsAreaID=2

for 399 euros you get : Bluray (duh), 40gig HD, wifi & HDMI, wireless controller (?but no rumble yet?)
whats missing : any PS2 compatibility (wuh?), two less USB ports, no card reader.

anyone interested now? maybe next year when some games come out?

zappi, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i think a few good games actually drop before xmas... i forget where i was reading, but it has the most exclusive blockbuster titles between now and december 25th (of course, halo no longer coutned as it's out). but meh, i still don't care, the 360 is working out nicely.

Will M., Friday, 5 October 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

still to come in '07:

Folklore
Haze
Ratchet & Clank
Tekken 6
Time Crisis 4
Uncharted
WipEout HD

marmotwolof, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

technically the blu-ray @ magic 400 price point should make this model fly but no backwards compatibility makes this hater keep the fires burning

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

also it is still bigger than some amplifiers

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

(if msft would just come out with an xbox 360 that wasn't atrociously huge and ugly I would get one just for XBLA)

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Where did you hear that Tekken 6 was coming out this year? I'm pretty sure that's not right.

It's really not an exciting line-up for the rest of 2007 - tho I'll probably pick up Ratchet, Uncharted - and possibly/maybe/undecided about Folklore and/or Haze. Definitely planning to download Wipeout & Everyday Shooter.

Early 2008 though with MSG4 and Burnout Paradise and hopefully Little Big Planet(?) is looking quite strong.

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1649&Itemid=49

Tekken 6
Namco Bandai
US: 12/01/07
UK: TBA

marmotwolof, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Why the fuck would they remove backwards compatibility? I thought the whole point of the software compatibility was that it wouldn't cost them any more to manufacture units. God they are dumb.

But yeah the launch line up for the next 12 months looks hott. Don't forget Singstar in December!

webber, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link

+ Assassin's Creed

Is Folklore really that exciting? I played through the demo once (using the woman character) and was already bored by the end of that.

webber, Saturday, 6 October 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

WIPEOUT HD SOUNDS AWESSSSSS

I JUST HOPE THE SOUNDTRACK INCLUDES PHOTEK AND THE PRODIGY AGAIN

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 6 October 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

IGN gave Folklore a 9 and they usually hate anything that isn't a ready made blockbuster in the first place. I'm getting it.

marmotwolof, Saturday, 6 October 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://jbooth.blogspot.com/2007/10/ps3-misconceptions-and-spin.html

El Tomboto, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

http://daveasbell.blogspot.com/2007/08/trouble-with-ps3.html

El Tomboto, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

one holiday title from insomniac a year should definitely keep the business alive.

El Tomboto, Friday, 26 October 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

haha, Kaz is quitting coz the ps3 is a failure!

kingfish, Saturday, 27 October 2007 06:14 (sixteen years ago) link

gran turismo 5 is awesome

webber, Saturday, 27 October 2007 13:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/10/sony.html -- sad story

The look is appropriate; almost everything about PlayStation represents a fresh take on the industry. Kaz Hirai is just 36 years old. Almost everyone in his management team is in their 30s -- too young, they say, to have much regard for the status quo. "Young people don't have preconceived notions about how things should be done," says Phil Harrison, SCEA's vice president for third-party relations and R&D. "They just come up with solutions -- without even realizing that they've arrived at success in a 'strange' way."

Harrison personifies the point. At 27, the tall, amiable Englishman works with outside game developers (Electronic Arts, Lucas Arts, Crystal Dynamics) to create a relentless stream of killer PlayStation titles. It's a role for which he seems born: ambitious, bright, and deeply interested in computers and video, he programmed his first game at 13 and at 16 quit school to become a consultant. Six years later he joined Sony and was assigned to a top-secret project known only as PSX. After two years of work, PSX became PlayStation. Harrison, still a kid, became an executive.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 27 October 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

kingfish where did you hear that? or are you clowning my ass

El Tomboto, Saturday, 27 October 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Geoff Keighley: In a way, Sony is handing the keys to the kingdom to Microsoft this holiday season. But will Microsoft fully capitalize on the opportunity? I'm not so sure. Why? It might have something to do with a Nielsen study that came out which says only 14 percent of US homes have HD-capable TVs. This is less than half what was estimated by the Consumer Electronics Association in July, and may help explain why the Wii continues to dominate relative to the 360 and PS3.

N'Gai Croal: Sony has learned the hard way that it can't afford to launch a) 12 months after Microsoft with b) esoteric hardware, subpar tools and an incomplete online service at c) a $200 premium. Kutaragi's forced departure, the sale of Sony's semiconductor facilities to Toshiba and the fact that Sony Electronics has yet to launch any Cell-based products demonstrate loudly and clearly that the Era of the Visionary Engineer is over at Sony Computer Entertainment.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 07:23 (sixteen years ago) link

tom i appreciate your continuing quest to convince me to never buy something i was never going to buy anyway!

gff, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

(not trying to be snarky, i like this thread)

gff, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

haha I am really being a nintendo homer here but like I've said before following the implications of this particular exercise in mismanagement, how they went from being the unassailable number one to being the lol wtf of the industry, without any big changes in leadership or brain drain, is fascinating. I plan to buy another PS2 probably.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i still only have a ps2! and i'll probably pick up a 360 when the used prices come down a bit more. whatever gets me into GTA. if anyone cares!

shame about gran turismo 5, tho. pour one out.

gff, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link

it's too bad that "esoteric hardware" was coined to describe this instead of something actually awesome like it sounds

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

(not trying to be snarky, i like this thread)

Agreed. This has been great reading. Basing my next-gen buy on whatever platform "Silent Hill 5" chose, have been reading this thread and crossing fingers that they didn't go the PS3 route exclusively. Once they announced a 360 release, bought mine.

Now I only fear the red rings.

scampering alpaca, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I finally have a ps2 again, after buying it from departing roommate.

kingfish, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not sure Geoff Keighley (whoever he is) knows what he's talking about - for one thing the Neilson study didn't say "only 14 percent of US homes have HD-capable TVs," it just said only 14% of US hosehold use their TV to watch HD programming - those are two different things. I actually know at least a few people who have HDTVs but never have gotten anything HD with 'em - crazy but true. For another thing, one paragraph later in that conversation he states he's not sure if he believes Super Mario Galaxy will sell 500,000 copies in November!

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't be bothered to tell my landladies to get DirecTV to come and upgrade our satellite to the 5-LDR whatsit you need to even get HD, so more like "lazy but true." As stated previously by me I find the additional contrast provided by finally upgrading to component cables to be more than enough for me at the moment.

If Keighley means in North America alone, then I can see it not necessarily moving 500,000 copies by December.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a 360 and no HD-TV, and have been very satisfied with my purchase. The graphics might not be as good as they could be, but they're still obviously better than my PS2 or the Wii, and unfortunately that does matter to me.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I did say "at the moment" btw

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

uncharted: drake's fortune demo out today! if it's as good as everyone says it is, sounds like it will be the best ps3 exclusive of the year.

i really think sony are starting to get their act together. maybe that's wishful thinking

webber, Thursday, 8 November 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

The fate of the PS3 at this point seems to very emphatically hinge on the adoption of blu-ray as the next-generation media standard that everybody needs to replace their DVDs with, and I'm not buying it, at all.

lol

WHAT SAY YOU NOW, WISEGUY?

cankles, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

that everybody needs to replace their DVDs with

still not satisfied!! NEMBM

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

(not even michael bay movies)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

divx/xvid hd ftw

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link

the ps3 can play those too!

webber, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 05:55 (sixteen years ago) link

to follow up on a few of my previous posts to this thread:

1) i have now finally bought a real monitor cable to connect my laptop to my TV, and i have to say -- a well-encoded divx/xvid looks FANTASTIC. who needs bluray when i can essentially watch DVDs, in DVD quality, for free.

2) on the other hand, the PlayTV thing looks a lot neater to me now than it did back then. a PVR with a nice interface and twin Freeview tuners, all controllable via the PS3? uh.. OK then!!! i guess the only slight caveat is the relatively paltry amount of space on a PS3 harddrive. my PVR has 160G.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link

here's the most recent news about PlayTV, priced at £99 and available in spring 2008 - http://www.psu.com/PlayTV-DVR-service-priced-and-dated-for-UK--a0002267-p0.php

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link

TH - you do know you can switch out the harddrive in a ps3 to whatever size you so desire?
http://kotaku.com/gaming/howto/upgrade-your-ps3-hard-drive-326750.php

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man $400 for the console + $160 for a useful size disk + $60 for the cable + $150 for the PVR add-on AND I still get to pay for HD programming on a monthly basis! THAT's a steal

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

(GBP mileage will vary obv but I don't imagine by much)

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I agree that all this TV, blu-ray and download movie add on stuff is pretty much just a waste of time and money (and focus). I just wanna play games!

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I play my 360 on a pathetic 20" standard television, so I won't be buying a Blu-Ray or HD-DVD anything for some time. Also, I still watch a surprising number of VHS movies, so maybe I'm not the target market.

Still, it would be nice to be able to actually read game menus.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate that just as much as you do. My lousy little TV set just isn't good enough to read text during a game.

CaptainLorax, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

That's the developer's fault though.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago) link

$60 for a cable tombot? where do you shop?

webber, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

ok it does appear that some economies of scale have started working in HDMI consumers' favor

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I hadn't checked in probably 1-2 years tbh

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

That's the developer's fault though.

OK, I'll call em up and tell em to re-do the menus.

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

while you're there can you ask them to take out the boss battles because they got boring 12 years ago kthx

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:12 (sixteen years ago) link

u down with hd-dvd?
yeah u know me~

cankles, Thursday, 10 January 2008 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

just 4 context btw:

Paramount is poised to drop its support of HD DVD after Warner Brothers’ recent backing of Sony’s Blu-ray technology, in a move that will sound the death knell of HD DVD and bring the home entertainment format war to a definitive end.

However, Paramount, which is owned by Viacom, is understood to have a clause in its contract with the HD DVD camp that would allow it to switch sides in the event of Warner Bros backing Blu-ray, according to people familiar with the situation.

cankles, Thursday, 10 January 2008 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link

That's the developer's fault though.

Yeah, but whata re you gonna do? Tell them to patch every game they've ade to be SDTV-friendly? Nah, you gots to go buy a HDTV (or a VGS adapter for the 360, much cheaper)

Will M., Thursday, 10 January 2008 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

But seriously, isn't this like companies only making Betamax and abandoning VHS? Or is Sony handling their proprietary format differently this time (unlike Betamax, A-Trac, Minidisc, Memory Stick Duo... any others I am forgetting?)?

Will M., Thursday, 10 January 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

What does a VGS adapter do?

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 January 2008 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/home_entertainment/video/e3i3fd4ee13311f04022e54b3409b401b2e

LAS VEGAS -- A New Line Home Entertainment spokesman confirms reports that the minimajor is following distributor Warner Home Video's lead in abandoning HD DVD and releasing all future next-generation titles only in the Blu-ray Disc format.

And HBO Video president Henry McGee says HBO, too, is "following the same policy as Warner Home Video."

webber, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i meant to say VGA adapter... allows you to attach a 360 to your computer monitor

Will M., Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link

But seriously, isn't this like companies only making Betamax and abandoning VHS? Or is Sony handling their proprietary format differently this time (unlike Betamax, A-Trac, Minidisc, Memory Stick Duo... any others I am forgetting?)?

-- Will M., Friday, 11 January 2008 02:12 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Not really. You can't assume everyone playing your game will have a 200 inch HD screen. Just don't use tiny fonts unless you genuinely need to.

This, and dopey developers forgetting those of us who are red/greed colour deficient and chucking an incredibly stupid colour combination puzzle bang in the middle of a game that prevents us playing any further. 'Just shoot the purple ones! The blue ones are wholesome and will lose you points!' I mean seriously, it's not like two people in the world have colour impaired vision ffs.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

$400 for the console + $160 for a useful size disk + $60 for the cable + $150 for the PVR add-on AND I still get to pay for HD programming on a monthly basis!

- i already have the cable
- no need to pay for HD programming, since DVB over the air is free

it is still quite a bit of money for a game device that can record TV..

Tracer Hand, Monday, 14 January 2008 12:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Eh? AA, that's not at all what I was asking about... I was talking about Sony's proprietary formats, and how they usually all end up doomed because Sony handles them really stupidly. But yeah, the red-green thing sucks, one of my best buddies is a giant puzzle game nerd and automatically can't play a BUNCH of games due to this. Also, he can't see the purple guys against the blue bkgd in Geo Wars.

Will M., Monday, 14 January 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

So, um, are there any good games for this that aren't FPSs? I'm looking at getting Virtua Tennis 3 and Virtua Fighter 5 so far and I have Rock Band.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

are there any good games for this that aren't FPSs?

ok lol

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know.

Also can someone clear up the compatibility thing for me? According to my manual, PS2 games are NOT compatible????

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Never mind:

40GB PlayStation®3 System:
This model of the PLAYSTATION®3 system is designed to play PLAYSTATION®3 format software and has limited backward compatibility. This system is not compatible with and will not play PlayStation®2 format software. Some PlayStation® format software may play on this system.

THANKS SONY (not yr fault, Dad; how could you know?)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Oblivion, if you haven't got it on something else. Not long til GTA 4. That's all I got.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

The last Virtua Tennis was pretty disappointing (I had the 360 version but sold it back). The problem with Virtua Fighter on the ps3 is no online play - maybe not a problem for you? Tekken DR is available as a digital download for 30 bucks, I think, and does feature online play - though it has a weird matchmaking system - and not too many players - which can too often lead to frustratingly laggy games (I still play it tho).

Burnout Paradise is out today!
Skate?
Hot Shots Golf just officially announced for March
Super Stardust HD is a fun twin stick shooter (available for download - eight or ten bucks)

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Soul Calibur 4 comes out this year, right?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

also Ninja Gaiden Sigma if you didn't play the earlier versions and are up for a challenge.

The Ratchet and Clank is sort of a combo platformer / shooter. What I've played (1/3?), I've only thought was ok (put it down when Super mario came out a week or so later), but some other people seem to have enjoyed it a lot.

and I haven't played it (not my kind of thing), but some people seem to think the rpg-ish Folklore is worth a look (there's probably a demo on the store, I can't remember).

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Both Soul Calibur 4 and Tekken 6 are supposed to be out later this year... no dates yet though?

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Isn't Uncharted supposed to be hell of good except for the clunky, tacked-on motion controls?

jamescobo, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

assassin's creed isn't really an FPS? you might dig it. probably easy to run down a used copy, too

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I tried the Folklore demo. It is a bag of dicks.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Also all of the used copies of Assassin's Creed I've seen so far are only $5 off the new price (wtf Gamestop).

HI DERE, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

never shop gamestop/eb unless you are in a dire and terrible video game emergency

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

motorstorm is pretty great, as is colin mcrae dirt
fight night 3 is supposed to be pretty good and you can pick it up for very cheap these days i think

seconding super stardust hd, and everyday shooter is pretty good too. tekken 5: dr is worth the 20 or so bux

webber, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 05:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Tho Gamecrazy is good if you're 2-3 years off of release date and you want to get a neat jrpg for $13-$15

kingfish, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I still play Motorstorm sometimes - though I never played it too much. I feel like it is kind of limited and the races can be kind of cheap. Though it's a pretty good looking game. The menu thing does kind of bug me every time I put it in though.

What I've played of Dirt (which I only just recently picked up) has been really solid. Great looking game too. It's hard, challenging, but fair. It also works with racing wheels (if you have one). I would knock a point off though for it not having a proper online mode. In this day and age that seems cheap in a racing game - even GT5: Prologue has online racing.

Motorstorm's online mode works surprisingly well and can be fun in a more casual (mario kart?) kind of way...

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 07:21 (sixteen years ago) link

wait, PS3 isn't compatible with PS2 games, wtf????

by the way i am still ordering PS1 games off ebay - i can't help it, i'm addicted!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

The 40GB version isn't compatible with PS2 games. I don't know why.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

they took out the bits that made ps2 games work, helping reduce the cost of the console. i suppose it makes sense cos ps2s are so cheap these days + a lot of the target market already own one anyway.
is there a way of finding out the software attach rate for the ps3? theres been some talk about how a lot of people buy the ps3 as its one of the cheapest bluray players, and when the price of standalones fall the ps3 will sell even less (i kinda doubt this though)

zappi, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

fight night 3 is supposed to be pretty good

Fight Night 3 is stupidly great and I will rep for it anytime anyone mentions it ever.

jamescobo, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Another theory about taking out the ps2 backwards compatibility (besides cost cutting) is that eventually they want to be able to sell the ps2 library as software emulated downloadables on the store, killing off the used games industry, or at least getting a piece of it (like the 360 has started to do with their xbox classics line, but since you can still buy the used discs of those games for less and they'll work on the 360, I don't know how successfully that's going).

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a shame that they took it out though, because when you upscale the ps2 games via the other models of ps3, many of them actually look a fair bit sharper on an hdtv than when played on the ps2

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Rumors are that Sony are going to drop the price of the 40 gig PS3 and introduce a new white PS3.

Also, Sony have a deal where you get http://sonycard.sony.com/sonygateway/gateway.asp?offerlink=adbrit100&PID=none&SPID=B7RZ&CELL=628Y&MSC=MO001001&AFFID=&CLICK=&CID=&PROMO=DF0100 back if you sign up with their credit card and buy a PS3. You get 0% interest for 12 months too. $199 Playstation? Pretty good if it's true.

webber, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:13 (sixteen years ago) link

argh fuckin code. that is supposed to say you get $100 back if you buy a ps3

webber, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4732/whichconsolerb9.jpg

caek, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

the first question must be code for "do you have $2000?"

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

"Are you one of those assholes who will only play a FPS with a mouse?"

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Slutsky made this masterwork (my name is Luc):

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8162/whichconsolerb9wm7.jpg

antexit, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I didn't know my name was Luc!

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

so now that's settled, should i buy one of these?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

lol, I'm cool!

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:18 (sixteen years ago) link

you also like video games! go back to ITR, nerd!

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

so should i? hi dere do you like it? does it bring you joy? are you glad you bought it?

i want it about 50-50 for bluray/media centrage - gaming.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I am not buying either of the elite next-gen systems until one of these damn companies comes out with a slimline model. both are still way too lol hueg and ugly besides

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not like i want to put it down my pants.

yet.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I have done my c-b analysis for the coming year and decided that the yuk face I have to make every time I sit down on my couch is more of a problem than either console will be able to remedy at current $$$

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I received it as a gift. I would not have bought it because it appears to only have 3 games out for it that I would actually consider purchasing (Rock Band, Virtua Tennis 3, Virtua Fighter 5). All of these games are fucking gorgeous, though. (Also, because it was a gift, it is a model that is NOT backwards-compatible with PS2 games. Grr.)

The Blu-Ray player is nice, I'll grant that. Also I think it looks about a bazillion times better than the X-Box.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

does anyone have a link to a list of upcoming games? there's a bunch of games i'd like to play that are out already... ratchet & clank, drake's fortune, cod4, rock band, burnout, orange box... tho many of those are on xbox too. wanna know what to look forward to.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_3_games

you can sort by release date and country

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

thank you.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually I'd play Assassin's Creed if I could find a copy of it for less than $55. Ditto Heavenly Sword.

I am fucking JACKED about Soul Calibur 4.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

ok now do you have a list that tells you which ones are going to be good?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Soul Calibur 4 will be good.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, Street Fighter 4.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

My 360 got about 1000x better when they finally included the ability to watch AVI files.

polyphonic, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

What about watching BluRay?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 February 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

what about it?

i'm gonna do it.

i also look forward to ditching my useful but kind of annoying philips dvd usb divx duder.

s1ocki, Thursday, 21 February 2008 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't know why it never occurred to me before but no hd-dvd means that everybody + dog is going to start buying ps3s

i'm with tom on the slimline thing

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link

can't imagine that'll happen soon.. though i guess it would be cool if it did. everyone looks the same in the dark anyway.

s1ocki, Friday, 22 February 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I think you meant to post that to the "Should Slocki's wife lose 50 lbs?" thread

antexit, Friday, 22 February 2008 13:53 (sixteen years ago) link

What about watching BluRay?

I figure XBOX will come out with an external Blu-Ray drive at some point now that the format war is over. This is why I didn't buy a HD-DVD external when I bought it, for what it's worth.

polyphonic, Friday, 22 February 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I just can't imagine a BluRay add-on for the 360. I mean, I'm sure I'll eat my words, but that's essentially giving Sony money from 360 users? For some reason I think it's more likely that they push the downloads harder, and play the "dedicated game system" angle and go crazy pushing exclusives as they have been for the past couple years. Maybe even release a new SKU with BluRay on it, but manufactured by Toshiba or something... I dunno, I calld HD-DVD winning because it had the name "DVD" in it and because bluray = betamax = minidisc. So I'm basically the worst futurist ever.

Will M., Friday, 22 February 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't imagine that happening any time soon, considering how much of the ps3's success is tied up in using bluray. there is no reason to buy a ps3 over an xbox 360 unless you take movies into account

webber, Saturday, 23 February 2008 07:22 (sixteen years ago) link

what if you are tho.

s1ocki, Saturday, 23 February 2008 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

oh, I can think of a lot of reasons, especially what looks to be a better, more diverse line-up of games in 2008. Not to mention a quieter, slicker, generally more dependable console.

Jeff LeVine, Saturday, 23 February 2008 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

you got me on the more dependable console, but wouldnt the future lineup be a good reason to buy one in the future?

webber, Sunday, 24 February 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i luv my ps3 btw

webber, Sunday, 24 February 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I know.. I know... though that future is starting. Right around now was when I originally thought I might pick up a ps3 - I only picked one up much earlier cause my 360 had red-ringed and while it was in the shop I had the cash and figured what the hell - I'll probably buy the thing someday (MGS4) so I might as well buy it now. A week later the price dropped one hundred bucks :(

Upcoming N.A. ps3 dates
March 2nd - MLB The Show (demo seems good, but I haven't decided if I really want to get into another baseball game)
March 16th - Hot Shots Golf (did they fix the online stuff?)
April 13th - Gran Turismo 5 Prologue (40 dollars for a demo, I guess so, sure)
June 15th (rumor) - Metal Gear Solid 4

Later this year? Wipeout HD(!), Little Big Planet(!!!), Infamous, Afrika(?), Yakuza 3, Tekken 6, Killzone 2(?), Resistance 2(?)

Mix in a few of those cross-platform things we already know about like GTA IV, Fallout 3 and Soul Calibur and it looks like apretty nice year

Jeff LeVine, Sunday, 24 February 2008 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I go back and forth on which console I like more - they all have their strenghts and weaknesses - I'm just not as excited about what I've heard about upcoming 2008 games on the other consoles. For the 360 you got Ninja Gaiden 2 and Gears 2, both which I do want to play, but seem maybe a little bit too much like just more of the same - and I'm curious to hear more about Too Human. On the wii there's Smash Bros and Mario Kart and then (???) nothing (???)

Jeff LeVine, Sunday, 24 February 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

and echochrome! and home!

webber, Sunday, 24 February 2008 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

ok Wipeout HD basically makes me super happy I own a PS3

HI DERE, Sunday, 24 February 2008 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link

have you played "Skate", Dan?

sunny successor, Monday, 25 February 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i am now officially cool!

psn name Krangor if anyone wants to play anything with me!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I've been playing Pixel Junk Monsters most of the night. It's a lot of fun and totally addictive. And I was skeptical at first, but now I'm obviously really glad I picked it up. The slower pace is fun, and it's just really different from all the other games I've been playing lately (only played a tiny bit of desktop tower defense before, which I guess this is just another version of, but with a good style of its own). Nice music too.

It's a little unfair sometimes, like that it doesn't give you the power to run fast until you've beaten all the "easy" levels, because to perfect those levels and earn a rainbow (which you need seven of to unlock a later section of the map), you pretty much need the run fast power, I think. It seems like there's lots of game there for ten bucks though - and repeating and perfecting the levels actually is challenging and fun - weirdly.

I think there's also a demo up there now if anybody wants to try it out first.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:35 (sixteen years ago) link

is that the tower defense game thingy?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i guess not if you have to run.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:37 (sixteen years ago) link

p.s. I'll add you to my list slocki next time I turn the thing on - jefflev13

what game/s did you get?

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:37 (sixteen years ago) link

the running is pretty slow - you move like an eighty year old instead of a ninety year old

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link

here's the Japanese trailer...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3daGeJrgvE&feature=related

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i didn't buy any games but my one friend with a ps3 lent me a bunch:

ratchet & clank
orange box
motorstorm
virtua fighter
uncharted

what do you have?

what should i get? to be honest i don't really have the cash to throw around on a lot of games right now so i'm gonna focus on what i can get used, or borrow from my friend, or stuff. but maybe i'll pick up resistance or cod4 or burnout if i can??

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link

as far as i know (meaning: never picked up a ps3 controller) you have pretty much everything grebt right there. maybe rent heavenly sword, and also rent resistance fall of man if that's your thing... but no real "buys" until mgs4, or final fantasy xivixivixiv: versus agito xxxivtreme, or disgaea 3, or the new jak+daxter, or... uh is killzone 2 out yet?

Will M., Tuesday, 4 March 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Sort of like Will said - Resistance is okay, but nothing exceptional - I much prefered Call of Duty 4 - but have switched over to pretty much only playing Team Fortress 2 (on PC) when I want a shooter. It'll definitely take you a while to play through the Orange Box, if you never have before - Half Life 2 (wow). Ninja Gaiden Sigma is one of the better releases on ps3 if you never played the xbox version (also it runs at true 1080p) - still better than Devil May Cry 4 (which I've yet to finish). I'm not a big fan of Burnout - I much prefer every other racer on the system that I've played. Heavenly Sword is also skippable.

Some of the best ps3 stuff is actually in the download store (and relatively inexpensive).

Tekken 5 DR (with online play, unlike Virtua Figher)
Super Stardust HD (addictive, beautiful twin stick shooter)
Gran Turismo HD concept (FREE, but just one track of time trials with different cars - still, FREE)

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I forgot to say Everyday Shooter and Pixel Junk Monsters

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

i dled teh resistance demo. seems pretty fun but frankly i only need so many war shooters in my life and cod4 seems more fun.

i've played through HL2 before (one of my favourite games ever) but i'll probably do it again. same with ep 1. psyched for ep 2 tho. do you play team fortress??

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

super stardust looked fun when i played it a friend's house but it seemed somehow less cool than geometry wars :(

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

have you played "Skate", Dan?

I played the demo, which basically has made me want to buy it.

VF5 is the tits. lovelovelove it

HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

how much is tekken 5?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

whoa is it really $30??

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Is that expensive question marks or cheap question marks? It's the full game - totally worth it in my opinion - tons of modes, tons of characters, online play, 1080p etc...

So I finally started playing Uncharted this morning - got to 7% and so far, I must say, I feel like this game is over-rated by some folks. Admittedly I'm not very far into it, but so far it just feels very average. The artwork is okay, but at times kind of clunky - in no way does it come anywhere close to say, Crysis (which I heard some people comparing it to - give me a break). The puzzles so far are stupidly simply (shoot a barrel to cause a pillar to fall over - hit 4 switches in a certain order, but in your guide book it actually numbers the order to hit the different switches in!). The shooting is unimpressive. The cut scenes - well - there's just too damn many.

While I'm in a grumpy mood, I'd also say Ratchet and Clank, which I only played a third of, isn't that great either. It has some good stuff, but then right next to it, will be some game play that wouldn't feel out of place in a clunky, poorly designed nes game. That Super Mario Galaxy came out on a much less powerful system, but is worlds better says a lot.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"worlds" better indeed!

i think uncharted is supposed to get way better after the tombraiderish puzzly beginning, at least according to my friend.

i like ratchet & clank a lot. it's really exactly like every other R&C game but i love this colourful cartoony silly gun shit.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

comparing a platformer to a nintendo mario offering is a little unfair tho. they're ALWAYS gonna rule that genre.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah (but it's hard not to since they came out a couple of weeks apart). I've been intending to get back to Ratchet - I just got really fed up with the mission when you're flying your ship through the asteroid belt & the boss fight after. Just so many other games to play.

and I definitely intend to continue with Uncharted tonight when I get home. It's not a bad game so far - just hasn't impressed me yet either.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Gran Turismo HD concept (FREE, but just one track of time trials with different cars - still, FREE)

I don't think this is on the PSN anymore, being replaced by the GT5 Prologue demo (which is very good as GT games go)

I only played the Uncharted demo, but I didn't really think much of it.

webber, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh also the Everybody's Golf demo is on the UK/Australian store, and it seems great.

webber, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

well, my second dose of Uncharted went okay. A little over two hours in and already 27% thru the game - looks to be a short one then. I like the platforming bits and some of the character animation. There has been a little more combat than I would have liked and it gets kind of samey (hide behind a pillar and shoot some guys - I see the Gears of War comparison, but it doesn't seem to have the punch that game had).

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 07:36 (sixteen years ago) link

played pixeljunk monsters at a friend's house yesterday.

it seemed pretty fun and looked nice but i sensed right away that it would have the exact same fun value as any other web-based tower defense game... ie addictive for a few hours then impossibly hard and i never want to look at it again.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Still can't decide if I want to pick up mlb 08 the show or not

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

lemme know if it's good!

not that i've ever found baseball games, or sports games at all, that exciting.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

The only sports game I really got into was NFL2K on the Dreamcast.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i really want a baseball game but they always always end up disappointing. there hasn't been an MLB or NBA title in a long time that has been nearly as fun as the Madden series. someone with more $ than me needs to check out MLB 08 and take the hit for the rest of the board.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man nhl 96 ruled my tiny grade school life for a while, with its weird midi version of... what was that song? it was from the dance mix '93 days... it was ready for this by 2 unlimited!!! that is it!! hahaha!!

Will M., Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

what else do we like on psn store?

i got loco roco (insane) and super puzzle fighter (yay)

s1ocki, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

So tempted to get super puzzle fighter! I just downloaded the sudoku game and it's pretty nice.

HI DERE, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

get spf!!!!!

s1ocki, Monday, 10 March 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

psn loco roco is pretty lame.

s1ocki, Friday, 14 March 2008 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

I forgot to update this with the firmware update shitpants adventures

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

although if I knew a person who was worth half a shit at FPSs I would probably go over to their house just to watch them beat Killzone 2

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

i like how the whole point of the firmware was to add functionality that the xbox has had for 3 years, too

webber, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

one of these in my house for ~3 weeks, other than metal gear what should i play? uncharted? anything else? i already have a 360. it can't be psn since it someone else's machine and i don't feel like charging shit to my buddy's cc.

Will M., Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

see please answer this i love games question for answers, I think

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

$400 for 80GB model is good price? I think it's a pretty bare-bones package.

Leee, Monday, 18 August 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Depends on if you want to play PS2 games on it.

abanana, Monday, 18 August 2008 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link

(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playstation_3#Retail_configurations . the new 80gb model is the same as the nerfed 40gb one but with a bigger harddrive.)

abanana, Monday, 18 August 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i like the ps3

J0rdan S., Monday, 18 August 2008 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm looking at this one, which only has 2 USB ports and so I guess no PS2 compatibility, which isn't so bad because I really only want to play MGS and GTA and watch the odd Bluray moviefilm.

Leee, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:41 (fifteen years ago) link

so far i have been fairly satisfied with my ps3. i would probably enjoy more games on the xbox, all told, but that's ok, i don't need more reasons to play games. happy with blu-ray though it'd probably make more sense on a bigger screen.

s1ocki, Monday, 18 August 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I think this is going to make me buy a PS3:

http://uk.ps3.ign.com/dor/objects/811232/quantic-dream-project/videos/heavyrain_e306demo.html

Tracer Hand, Monday, 18 August 2008 10:29 (fifteen years ago) link

shame the mouth is all wrong

Ste, Monday, 18 August 2008 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Definitely got that crazy uncanny valley thing going. Also it would've been far more effective without the obvious music - if they were avoiding the over-the-top Kojima-style of "filmmaking". I get mixed feelings about when other mediums, like video games or animation, deliberately imitate the limitations of film/video (handheld shakycam) and use them to make it more "realistic".

Still, very interesting. Maybe it'll end up better when they finish it. I've got to try out Indigo Prophecy soon - I liked the demo when it came out.

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

What's awesome is that that demo (now two years old) represents the kind of thing you'll see in the game - not graphically necessarily, but as far as what actually unfolds on screen, what kinds of choices you'll have to make, the kinds of things people will say to your character, etc. In Indigo Prophecy (aka Fahrenheit) I think your characters (psycho killer; lady cop; guy cop) actually shoot a gun... once? At a shooting range.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 18 August 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I hear these things are good for tech demos and blu-ray, guys

El Tomboto, Monday, 18 August 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Just to confirm; if I download the PS2 software update from the Playstation store, I still will NOT be able to play PS2 games on my 40GB PS3?

HI DERE, Monday, 18 August 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I doubt it, pretty sure they chucked out all of the PS2 emulation when the 40GB model was introduced - even the software emulation. Last model to have it was the older 80GB model, which is replaced now with an upgraded model of the current 40gb. Damn, Sony.

Nhex, Monday, 18 August 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

did not read thread but did you end up getting one yet tombot?

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link

I manage to have both ps2 and ps3 plugged in at the same time, so the backwards playing doesn't bother me. I just wish there were more games for the darn thing.

good for blu ray yes, i'd rather play games though.

So what's the next greatly anticipated title ?

Ste, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, mine is Heavy Rain.

I think they should make a game that's basically like Shadow of the Colossus, except about sex.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 12:50 (fifteen years ago) link

On ps3? I'm most looking forward to Little Big Planet now. Also The Last Guy (which I think is supposed to be out at the end of this month) and hopefully someday Wipeout HD.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Afrika?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWBpW9UdrB4&feature=related

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Sure the graphics look nice for Africa, but the gameplay, riding around in a jeep you don't control and taking pictures of animals, sounds less than compelling.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

whatever, I had hell of fun with Pokemon Snap back in the day

jamescobo, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha that game

HI DERE, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I think they should make a game that's basically like Shadow of the Colossus, except about sex.
RIDING GIANTESS

haitch, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 06:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I remember seeing that "the casting" video when it came out and thinking it was pretty impressive! Now it looks just horrible. Unless, did they remake it with a lower quality graphics engine or something?

Dan I., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Sony Leipzig conference on at the moment - so far :
PSP 3000 announced - new screen, built in microphone. out on October 15th
160GB Limited Edition PS3 for 449 euros - comes with 70 euros of downloadable games. out on October 31st
keyboard addon with touchpad for controller - how ugly is this going to be?

zappi, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

keyboard addon with touchpad for controller

lol trying to beat PC gaming by selling PCs at a massive loss per unit

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

heavy rain looks to have heavy use of QTEs

lame

cozwn, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm very much looking forward to Force Unleashed.

B.L.A.M., Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

yeh that trailer for Heavy Rain was one QTE after another. are there any hands-on reviews yet?

ugly controller is ugly!

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/08/ps3-keypad-1.jpg

zappi, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

When I saw Force Unleashed being played at SDCC I thought it looked really good - didn't play it myself though - but I've since heard it actually plays very average. I will probably try out the demo. Kind of still burnt out on star wars themed stuff anyway.

Last Guy demo is also supposedly up on the US store today (now)

I concur that the quick timed event heavy rain footage looked unappealing / unfun

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

that controller is very darth vaderish

abanana, Thursday, 21 August 2008 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

are they fucking kidding? That looks like the ass end of a blackberry grew some trashy hips

TOMBOT, Thursday, 21 August 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

It wld be worthwhile IF they made PS One's TYPING OF THE DEAD as downloadable content.

I just got a PS2 a year ago, meaning I will get a PS3...probably never.

Abbott, Thursday, 21 August 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

http://worldofstuart.excellentcontent.com/haveyou/totd6.jpg

Abbott, Thursday, 21 August 2008 23:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I have ordered my PS3!

Leee, Sunday, 24 August 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

is that a "lookin' boy" video game?

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 August 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Typing of the Dead was a Dreamcast (and arcade and PC) game. It's available on Gametap.

abanana, Sunday, 24 August 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought that controller looked pretty neat.

starting to like the looks of that heavy rain game

Ste, Monday, 25 August 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the last guy looks kinda neat*

*this maybe only because I like maps

cozwn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I haz a PS3! Haven't actually played anything yet tho... ;_;

Leee, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Get Soul Calibur IV! Oh, and Ultimate Marvel Alliance! And Lego Star Wars!

lol (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

nerds

the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

DAMN SKIPPY

lol (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Nerds? On ILG? I thought it was just me and all the cool kids hangin out in between parties and sports.
Anyway, Morrisons were doing a sweet deal on PS3 games (and even sweeter deal on other consoles) the other day. They had chart games, including MGS4 and such, for £25. Incidentally, Wii games were £15, but they only had shit ones left.

CraigG, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

...

hereinfereindryalin (cozwn), Thursday, 11 September 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Fahrenheit / Indigo Prophecy was chock full of QTEs and it's probably my favorite PS2 game ever, so that doesn't really bother me.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

I mean, I've grown very uninterested in mastering videogame fighting systems, whether it's unit command, martial arts, or FPSes (all of which, seen a certain way, are just sophisticated QTEs that stand between your character and the next part of the story). So for me it's cool to play an action-oriented game that doesn't require learning how to land the right kind of leg-kick, or which sort of grenade to select, etc. My character just DOES it, if I'm paying close enough attention and am quick enough in my responses.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 September 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

well we went ahead and bought the 1080p sony tv today, so i guess we might as well be getting a PS3 to play blu-ray?

what are some games ms f0zi will want to play? skate for sure, i think. neither of us are really gamers but she is even less than me. i think she likes tony hawk and mario kart and dislikes shooting.

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 15 September 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I bought Tiger Woods PGA 09 on the weekend and I'm loving it so far. So, that.

nate woolls, Monday, 15 September 2008 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

A little over a month until Little Big Planet

Jeff LeVine, Monday, 15 September 2008 07:30 (fifteen years ago) link

PlayStation Home looks pretty impressive.

http://www.ps3fanboy.com/2008/09/15/video-goes-through-all-of-homes-features/

nate woolls, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

What exactly is the point of PS Home??

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

"lol u spent money on something more useless than Second Life"?

lol (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

It's free though, isn't it?

nate woolls, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link

"lol u spent money time on something more useless than Second Life"?

lol (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link

LASS UNS SPIELEN

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

People who enter each other's "home" (called a "HomeSpace") can stream the host's music and videos from their HDD

Haha the comedy potential of this

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Finally we will learn who out there is using their PS3 as a porn server!

lol (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I want to be able to use PS2 controllers on xbox 360, without having to pay an arm and a leg : ?

cozen (cozwn), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I wonder if there' ll be a system of lending PS Home keys to your friends to "water the plants"

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

to pee on your head?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I seriously doubt I will even bother downloading home - I've yet to read one single thing about it that makes it look worthwhile. I'd rather keep the hard drive space. Also, Kohler posts today that there will be no video sharing after all http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/09/sony-no-video-s.html

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG I want this! 80GB $364 Buy it now w/free shipping

http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-Playstation-3-80GB-Video-Game-System-PS3-BLOWOUT_W0QQitemZ200256035355QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item200256035355&_trkparms=72%3A1205|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1308&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

just a point, the cable for the controller is way too short. I know it's a wireless controller but i still want to us it when i'm recharging.

Ste, Monday, 22 September 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

still want to "use" it

blimey

Ste, Monday, 22 September 2008 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link

right but hasnt the 80GB been selling at 500+?

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

The item in this auction is refurbished and may show signs of LIGHT use/scuffs.

$364 seems a bit much for a scratched 2nd hand PS3 when you can get a new one for ~$400 e.g. http://cgi.ebay.com/SONY-PLAYSTATION-3-80GB-HARD-DRIVE-NEW-IN-BOX_W0QQitemZ170264136795QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170264136795&_trkparms=72%3A1205|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

aye it's me (onimo), Monday, 22 September 2008 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link

oh. i thought it was new. damn. well there you go.

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

"scuffs"

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

all i bought from ebay today were bumble bee tights for my kids halloween costume and even those seemed too expensive at $16

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I am seriously considering buying one of these things in order to play Little Big Planet. My wife is not 100% in support of this decision.

GM, Monday, 22 September 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i think tombot should take back his title statement. clearly that honor belongs to XBOX360

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

it says one of
not THE

TOMBOT, Monday, 22 September 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

list thread

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ha, didn't we have that poll?

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 September 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

oh no, we just had these
Best failed gaming console
The Greatest (Console) Generation

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 September 2008 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

im tempted but that a long list. do you start at game and watch era or sega master system era?

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

btw i kind of love that controller zappi posted upthread

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 22 September 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Little Big Planet looks amazing but I'm really not as interested in jumping and memorizing as I used to be

Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 September 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

you know my friend brought his PS3 over so that we could watch a blu-ray movie and as great as it was, i wasn't really feeling the games so much.

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe your friend buys shit games

Bright Future (sunny successor), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link

we looked at FIFA, gran turismo, siren: blood curse and metal gear 4

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

for reference, games i like: mario, zelda, vice city and halo

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

well, there you go

Bright Future (sunny successor), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

little big planet shadow of colossus-esque level designed by Parsons students in 24 hour contest...
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Joystiq/videos/131/

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I just figured out how to stream media from my laptop to the PS3, but I have to turn off my firewall to do that. Anyone know how to configure Zone Alarm to let it through? Something about expert rules?

Leee, Saturday, 27 September 2008 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link

what are you using? medialink?

s1ocki, Saturday, 27 September 2008 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link

WMP 11.

Leee, Saturday, 27 September 2008 06:31 (fifteen years ago) link

use medialink it r00ls (if it's available for PC)

s1ocki, Saturday, 27 September 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

oh geez
I just bought one of these things
game name is hammjamm, if you feel like befriending a guy
I played the first level of the Little Big Planet beta last night; basically just a tutorial, but just about the most charming one ever

GM, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ILG's PS3 names here

There's a Little Big Planet thread

nate woolls, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks for these links

I feel like a hungover dude gradually remembering the embarrassing stuff he did the night before

GM, Friday, 3 October 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

So getting back to all that 1080/720 stuff at the top of this thread: will I be perfectly okay with a 720p 30-something incher, or do I need to spring for the 48" 1080 monstrosity? My apartment is small and I generally sit no more than six feet from the screen. Also: what the hell is an HDMI cable?

GM, Thursday, 1 January 2009 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

okay, it's not at the top of the thread, but around about July of 2007 or so.

GM, Thursday, 1 January 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Very few ps360 games output in true 1080p, the vast majority run at 720p or less and are up-scaled. So for gaming on console this gen, a 1080p tv is a bit excessive. On the other hand, if you're into blu-ray, they do all output at 1080p - however all HDTV broadcasts at only 1080i (as far as I've seen). But honestly, you won't see too huge of a difference between watching a movie or playing a game at 720p vs 1080p, unless you have a really really large TV, I think. So basically, I think buying a 1080p tv at this point is a bit excessive, though it would probably be slightly more future proof.

An HDMI cable is the standard cable for connecting HD components to a HDTV - they claim the provide the best quality. Cable sold separately from the system of course
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-Definition_Multimedia_Interface

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link

If you're only six feet away, you definitely won't see the benefits of 1080p. As far as TV size, I would just go to the store and stand about the same distance away and see which size seems big enough.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link

haha yeah I will gladly purchase shoes, suits, or furniture on the internet, but a new teevee definitely means having to leave the house and compare first-hand

TOMBOT, Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

and speaking of hdmi cables, they're transmitting a digital signal, so you don't have to worry about signal degradation if you buy a cheap one from Monoprice instead of an ass-expensive one from Sony (said the ridiculous tool who didn't realize this until after buying one from Sony)

also it's kinda funny that one of the games which DOES output at 1080p happens to be Mega Man 9

jamescobo, Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

ya buy your HDMI cable on ebay for $5.

s1ocki, Thursday, 1 January 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

wow, thanks for all these tips. probably picking a tv up tonight. so any HDMI cable will work with both the PS3 and the 360?

GM, Friday, 2 January 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link

should work with both and your cable box? make sure your tv has a few (more than one) hdmi inputs.

haha yeah I will gladly purchase shoes, suits, or furniture on the internet, but a new teevee definitely means having to leave the house and compare first-hand

― TOMBOT, Thursday, January 1, 2009 1:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and then buy on the internets if only to avoid tax. unless youre a britisher or something.

choomette (sunny successor), Friday, 2 January 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I know that HDMI is nice and everything, but I just plugged my 360 straight into my HDTV with the cord that came in the box and I have been totally satisfied with the image, so if you want to hold off on paying for the cable, you can.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 2 January 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link

PS3 is arriving today!

There's a Grady now?? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I cant imagine how jealous you guys are.

There's a Grady now?? (sunny successor), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

so jealous

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I know that HDMI is nice and everything, but I just plugged my 360 straight into my HDTV with the cord that came in the box and I have been totally satisfied with the image, so if you want to hold off on paying for the cable, you can.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, January 2, 2009 6:52 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what kind of cable? component or composite?

so like, one yellow plug or three, blue green and red?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

composite IIRC

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

you are playing your xbox through your HDTV in 480p? heavens.

cutty, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link

oh i'm sorry 480i

cutty, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

if you are willing to spend $$ on the HDTV then at least get a fucking component cable. some people...

cutty, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

wait I got that backwards, I meant the three separate RGB-pronged cable

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, so polyphonic you are using component, which is 720p.

cutty, Tuesday, 6 January 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

xbox comes with component rite? but ps3 comes with composite. so yeah gm will want to get some other sort of cable

webber, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

ok, so polyphonic you are using component, which is 720p.

Yeah.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Hopefully Sony's crap sales track record with this thing combined with the economic crisis means this fucking thing will be a reasonable price soon.

INVERTED 4 LIFE (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

ATTN every single one of you with a PS3: if you do not purchase Crash Commando I am going to jump through the internet and kick you to death

jamescobo, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:46 (fifteen years ago) link

what is it

s1ocki, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Contra (dudes running & shooting) + Bangai-O (jetpack-y floating around) + Super Stardust (twin-stick aiming & balanced weapons) w w/ amazing foreground/background interaction gimmick, a leveling-up system AND trophies, and multiplayer support of up to 32 players.

not even kidding.

jamescobo, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link

why would you be kidding?

Lamp, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

because it really is that awesome.

jamescobo, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

stop kidding.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:45 (fifteen years ago) link

shit, busted.

jamescobo, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Crash Commando (PSN)

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link

so everything I'm hearing about Killzone 2 makes it sound like the platonic ideal of console FPSeseses

jamescobo, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link

so yeah gm will want to get some other sort of cable

I totally got some other sort of cable. Two HDMIs, for both the PS3 and the 360. Looking great in 1080, but maybe just a bit too overwhelming. My eyes don't always know what to do.

GM, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

and yes, got 'em for nine bucks total through Amazon.

GM, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

my suspicion was right - ps3 is so much better than xbox360

tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

well yeah, but it took a year and a half of fixing

jamescobo, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

in other news, flOwer dated for February. man I sure can't wait to... do... something? maybe?

jamescobo, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Sony Computer Entertainment boss Kaz Hirai has dismissed Microsoft and Nintendo as competitors because he sees PlayStation as the "official" industry leader.

"This is not meant in terms of numbers, or who's got the biggest install base, or who's selling most in any particular week or month, but I'd like to think that we continue official leadership in this industry," Hirai told Official PlayStation Magazine.

Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

"We don't provide the 'easy to program for' console that developers want, because 'easy to program for' means that anybody will be able to take advantage of pretty much what the hardware can do, so then the question is what do you do for the rest of the nine-and-a-half years?" explained Hirai.

Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

haha i love the pretend your competitors dont exist business strategy!

tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

okay Sony is doomed if that's supposed to be a sensible argument

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahhahhhahah oh shit that is some dumb dumb stuff to say

non-ironic safety helmet wearer (John Justen), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

We just write songs for ourselves and if anyone else like them it's a bonus.

Glansel & Gretel (Raw Patrick), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

its all about the gaming, man!

tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I love my PS3 but a Kaz who done lost he mind

a shameful Kaz

jamescobo, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

caek, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I played Flower a few days ago. It was more game-like than I thought, but I found it a little bit boring.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link

better than the whole machine not working, at least. I HATE Home, though. It's a useless, useless program. While I could frankly care less and not use it, what the hell took Sony years and years to release this? It's like a bad version of an MMORPG with slightly better graphics and no gameplay. When online games have better online lobby functions and let me jump into a game right away, why would I ever want to go through Home at all? I guess there is an inherent value in the "online community" aspect of virtual socializing, but at least in something like WoW there's a freaking game to play. Here I get some useless UFO game in the center plaza and an ugly man avatar telling me "do u cum here often"

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

home is truly the most retarded thing in video gaming recent history.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

<controversial wii-zing deleted>

my dad has a bazooka (cozwn), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Wii Zing was the lead singer of Fear.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i believe the ps3 is one of the best consoles ever made. love this thing.

cutty, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Upscaled DVDs look fantastic played through it.

nate woolls, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i bought the remote because i'm fully secure in using this as my regular DVD player as well. anyone know if there is a region free hack?

cutty, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I want one but I don't wanna buy one. How to solve this dilemma.

ledge, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i bought the remote because i'm fully secure in using this as my regular DVD player as well. anyone know if there is a region free hack?

― cutty, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 5:51 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

remote is great. plus blu-ray!

i use the ps3 to watch EVERYTHING... dvd, bluray, downloaded avis...

s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Cutty OTFM

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

someone gimme one

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

PS3 really does realize sony's goal of having a multi-media portal type gizmo. I use it for games, DVDs, some internet, and we subscribe to a Japanese TV provider that works through the browser.

Super Cub, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

i played our youtube videos via the ps3 and they looked better than they do on the comp?

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

oh i gotta get into that

s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link

BBC iPlayer looks really good through it as well.

nate woolls, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link

s1ocki, what method do you use to watch avis?

calstars, Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link

so i watched the liverpool game tonight on my ps3 and even though through streaming it still looked pretty good.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

PS3 really does realize sony's goal of having a multi-media portal type gizmo. I use it for games, DVDs, some internet, and we subscribe to a Japanese TV provider that works through the browser.

have you tried PS3 Media Server yet? far and away the best streaming-media solution I've ever found; it transcodes everything I throw at it without a hiccup. I do get DLNA errors every so often but apparently that's due to my firewall than to anything else.

jamescobo, Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link

how much noise does the ps3 make (fans drive etc)? my xbox 360 is just too noisy to be used as a media extender.

zappi, Thursday, 26 February 2009 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

somewhere between none and none and a half. back when I had a 40 gig one, I accidentally left it on for like a week because I didn't notice.

jamescobo, Thursday, 26 February 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah. i have both. it makes some noise but its barely noticeable in comparison to xbox360

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I would buy a ps3 if they clock in at the magic 299 price point.
Sounds like it's happening, but they may pull blu-ray? What a gyp.

Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

wha? they can't get rid of blu-ray, as all the games are on blu-ray discs bro

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 26 February 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/ps3-price-cut-announcement-in-the-next-couple-of-days-janco

"He also said that there is talk of a PlayStation 3 unit without the Blu-ray drive, although such a console would not be compatible with the PS3 software already on the market.

"We are also hearing continued speculation that Sony is working on a non-Blu-ray PS3 console, which could enable them to make the aforementioned hardware price reduction." "

Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Pretty skeptical about that noise. Why would somebody buy the console if it couldn't play any of its games? Doesn't make any sense...

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:15 (fifteen years ago) link

yeh, i suspect that theres some crossed wires with the much more probable new/updated nonUMD PSP

zappi, Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

that makes no sense at all.

s1ocki, Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

s1ocki, what method do you use to watch avis?

― calstars, Thursday, February 26, 2009 12:02 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i either stream it with MEDIALINK (best imo) or shlep it over with a usb key or what have you

s1ocki, Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Download games from PSN, bam. Discs are stupid anyway.

punk is deady brewster (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

ya but until a 50gb (or even 8gb) download is a piece of cake uh... i'll pass

s1ocki, Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:48 (fifteen years ago) link

fair point

punk is deady brewster (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 26 February 2009 08:22 (fifteen years ago) link

otoh ps3 gets oberfuhrer56
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7752/img1207.jpg

cozwn, Thursday, 26 February 2009 11:03 (fifteen years ago) link

isnt his avatar asian??

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

the idea of a street fighter (i'm assuming that was the game) playing video game nerd who hates asians is pretty lol

s1ocki, Thursday, 26 February 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link

tbqh I can see the appeal of a PS2 + PSN + DS3 + wireless internet support et al, but they'd have to be hella careful w/ how they priced it in order to keep from pulling a GBA micro. if they're really looking to add value to the console, I really think the smarter move would be to bite the bullet and bring back software BC and maybe drop the price like $50 if at all possible; that way they could appeal to both the people who haven't upgraded yet AND the people who said fuck it and bought a non-BC model.

jamescobo, Thursday, 26 February 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

the idea of a street fighter (i'm assuming that was the game) playing video game nerd who hates asians is pretty lol
http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/the-black-white-supremacist-138928.jpg

jamescobo, Thursday, 26 February 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

have you tried PS3 Media Server yet?

I'm so glad you posted this link. I've been trying and failing to stream to my PS3 for about 9 months. Downloaded and installed this last night, literally 2 minutes later it was all working like a dream.

nate woolls, Friday, 27 February 2009 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link

okay that media link, this has blown my mind. THANK YOU!

and yeah the ps3 is almost silent.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 27 February 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

can the ps3 stream video from a NAS?

Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 February 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

so guys was tombot right or shall i get a ps3 rather than xbox360?

from my research so far it looks like
- games run the same if not better on xbox360??
- ps3 has bluray which is now what's winning??
- xbox360 breaks down quite a lot with rrod????

is that right? what else should one consider???? i kind of mainly want to play GTA4, SF4 and pro evo..

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

- games appear to run roughly the same, I'd suggest that the ps3 graphics look somewhat better based on eyeballing same game running on both systems. but only 13 year olds would care
- i dunno if bluray is "winning" unless you have a good soundsystem/HD tv; if you're chilling with a cathode ray as i am, regular dvd is fine. I'll upgrade all the way around when I go for it and will likely get a ps3 then.
- 360 rrod seems to be on serious decline and they appear to have fixed the problem for the most part for any new machines. The real issue is that the fan on the 360 is LOUD LOUD LOUD like literally about half as loud as a dustbuster

Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

can the ps3 stream video from a NAS?

if your NAS is DLNA compliant and your video is formatted to play on a PS3, yes

jamescobo, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

mmmmmmm so if i can live with the 360 fan then i should save myself £150 and get an xbox?

\∫Öζ/.... argh oh noes! (ken c), Saturday, 28 February 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago) link

are you used to playing a ps2?/

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Ken, if you're not interested in blu-ray movies and only interested in multiplatform titles (that's all you listed), there's pretty much no logical reason not to purchase the less expensive console. You probably don't want to buy the cheapest 360 though, but the "pro" model so you have enough hard-drive space to install the games you like (when games are installed the 360 runs MUCH more quietly). Also you'll be able to download some of the great, essential xbox live arcade games.

Jeff LeVine, Saturday, 28 February 2009 04:48 (fifteen years ago) link

"DLNA compliant"

lol, it's not, although this page makes it sound like dlna compliance isn't required per se:

http://www.synology.com/enu/support/help-page.php?q_id=375

what do you mean by "formatted to play on a ps3"?

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 February 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Goddamnit. :(

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

can someone please quickly list the ps3 exclusive titles so far ?

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 6 March 2009 09:28 (fifteen years ago) link

valkyria chronicles
demon's souls
mgs4
killzone 3
yakuza 3

cozwn, Friday, 6 March 2009 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link

LAIR lol
motorstorm
little big planet
ratchet and clank
warhawk
resistance

abanana, Friday, 6 March 2009 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link

There is a sortable list on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_3_games

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 March 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks all

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 6 March 2009 12:43 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah we got bumpy trot 2. suck it xboxers!

quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Friday, 6 March 2009 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ratchet & clank seemed like a big deal to me a couple years ago. i LOVED those games

s1ocki, Friday, 6 March 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Yep I played that game solidly for about 6 weeks. Loved it!

nate woolls, Friday, 6 March 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I enjoy the polish of the PS3 interface and hardware, and the fact that I don't have to deal with MS, but the fact is I wish I had bought an XB instead. WTF Rockstar?

calstars, Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago) link

that's how i feel too, and also no dlc for fallout3 either.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Saturday, 7 March 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is there any difference between this "PS3 Media Server" and something like TVersity (which I've been using so far)?

baaderonixx, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I've been meaning to ask the same question. I have the ps3 media server installed but lately it's been a bit dodgy, skipping movie files and sometimes crashing altogether.

i installed tversity but it just seemed so wtf over complicated and i didn't understand why it gave me the option of watching episodes of beverly hills 90210 and why it was taking hours to download something from google video?

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ie all i want to do is access my pc files, which media server does (or did)

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

medialink is the only good one

s1ocki, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

if you are on pc and you want a minimum of fuss, just add your video and music directories to the library of windows media player, let it scan and add files once, and then close it and never reopen. you will never need to do anything else. it won't play .mkvs tho obv

webber, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

MediaMall's PlayOn product has been pretty good thusfar. They sure do update a lot - and that's a good thing/sign usually. Watching old 'strangers with candy' episodes via hulu interface now with my wife as I type - picture/sound look great! My download speed is usually only around 1.5/2 Mb /sec too.

BlackIronPrison, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

So far I've been extremely happy with TVersity for video streaming. Howevre, for a large music library it does not seem very practical. Maybe I should try WMP but god do I hate that program. Sucks that you can't install iTunes on the ps3...

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago) link

With MediaLink's flawless iTunes integration, getting to your songs on your PlayStation 3 is just as easy as it is on your Mac. Find any song, album or artist with ease in the Mac-like navigation system provided by MediaLink. MediaLink also conveniently shares your Playlists, Podcasts and Videos to your PlayStation 3.

Made a change to your Playlists? No problem, MediaLink will pick it up automatically in a few seconds and reflect that change on your PlayStation 3.

For real? I might need to try this

baaderonixx, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:31 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i can't seem to get the ps3 media server to work properly anymore, it keeps cutting my connecton off after about 5 mins into any media stream, and even when it does work its stuttery as fuck.

anyone know what's going on?

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 11 May 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

no idea but my stupid controller wont connect unless its plugged in anymore. v. annoying when you have to sit 3ft from a 42" tv.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 11 May 2009 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

that was beautifully worded

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 11 May 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

just got a nice HDTV, is the PS3 worth the hassle for hi-def dvds? Does it make that much of a difference?

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 May 2009 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Blu rays look amazing, especially if your TV is capable of displaying 1080p and not just 1080i.

nate woolls, Monday, 11 May 2009 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link

blurays do look amazing.

imo the i/p difference is indistinguishable on most home-sized screens tho.

s1ocki, Monday, 11 May 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

sunny - if you don't want to spring for a new controller, you can at least go buy a longer USB cable. You should be able to get a ten foot long cable for under $5.00

forks - movies are movies... is it worth $400.00+ to you to have a slightly sharper/clearer image to watch on your TV?

Jeff LeVine, Monday, 11 May 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that's what i did, got 3 extensions for under a tenner. now the controller is rarely not plugged in, as i've recently found out the battery drains even when i'm just watching films.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 11 May 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Good idea. Thanks, guys!

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 11 May 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

just got a nice HDTV, is the PS3 worth the hassle for hi-def dvds? Does it make that much of a difference?

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Monday, May 11, 2009 1:55 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you'd buy it JUST for the movies (im sure it wouldnt be the case, but just for the sake of argument) you'd do better to wait till bluray players get a bit cheaper, which will be v v soon

s1ocki, Monday, 11 May 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

there is also the possibility of a price cut for the PS3, E3 is in 3 weeks time.

zappi, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

You can actually get a Netflix-streaming Blu-ray player now for $250, not terrible, especially if you can use Netflix.

Nhex, Monday, 11 May 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

that's actually a pretty damn good deal if you're just interested in bluray playback, but if you have any interest at all in setting up a media center (like, even if you're only %1 interested) a PS3 is definitely worth the extra money. plus I'd always heard that it's actually a really solid, future-proof bluray player.

jamescobo, Monday, 11 May 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

It's 1080p that I've gotten but I'm still getting all the accessories together. I do use Netflix and have a "media center" in my 360. Still awfully tempted. Just blew 800 on the monster HD tivo... gonna be tough to justify a ps3 to the gal. Maybe for xmas.

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Where's Tombot, anyways?

kingfish, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:59 (fourteen years ago) link

bought a ps3 and hasn't been seen since.

caek, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

you spent $800 on a tivo?!?!?!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

800 yen

admiral tub-a-lub (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

sell yr 360, get one Roku player and one PS3, bask in the warm nurturing light of the future

jamescobo, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16882610009&nm_mc=OTC-Froogle&cm_mmc=OTC-Froogle-_-Digital+Set-Top+Boxes-_-TiVo-_-82610009
plus lifetime service.
The tivo cost as much as the tv, but i love my current tivo a lot EXCEPT for the fact that I'm constantly filling it up. This should take care of that.

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"Save up to 150 hours of HD programming or 1,350 hours of standard-definition programming at a time"

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

And before anyone tells me how I could set up a drive and a dvr and yadda yadda, I love the interface and the tivo service. it works well for me.

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"The PlayStation 3 will be one of the worst game consoles ever made."

It truly is isn't it.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

no.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

bah, foiled again

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

and can someone explain why Amazon.co.uk have priced the 40gb version at £399 whilst the 80gb version is £289 ??

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

economies of scale. the manufacturer pays them to take the extra 40G

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Original Price:$599.99

i think u overpaid forks

s1ocki, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

800 is with lifetime service, which runs about 400 independent of the dvr normally. This was, believe it or not, on sale.
I've had a tivo for two years at 13 bucks a month and once I realized that I'm never going to have a television without tivo again, I kicked myself for buying milk instead of the cow. Decided to bite the bullet on this one.

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

wait - how much was the milk?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"13 bucks a month"

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

if you ever sell the tivo, you can transfer the service.

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

"The Tivo will be one of the worst game consoles ever made"

I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at eurogamer trolling ps3 owners w/their inFAMOUS review

zinguist (cozwn), Thursday, 21 May 2009 10:56 (fourteen years ago) link

watched The Thing on blu-ray last night, no fucking difference whatsoever. overrated much.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link

are the new PS3s really not backward compatible with PS2s? im considering buying one for games like heavy rain and mgs4 but i'd also want to be able to play ps2 games on it as i've never had one before. just seems insane and incredibly dickish to drop this now, is there some kind of workaround?

this kinda stunt just makes me more keen to wait til someone chips it and get ps2/3 games that way instead

NI, Thursday, 21 May 2009 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lol at eurogamer trolling ps3 owners w/their inFAMOUS review

― zinguist (cozwn), Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:56 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how's that? seemed like a pretty fair, mostly positive review. is it because it got a 7? if that's an outrage these days, that's pathetic.

s1ocki, Thursday, 21 May 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link

yup and yup; check out the comments on the article

they don't call it a 9bargo for nothing

zinguist (cozwn), Thursday, 21 May 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus fuck. if i gave out numbers, 7/10 would be a GOOD review for a movie.

s1ocki, Thursday, 21 May 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

xxxpost

yeah, the last PS2 BC model was the MGS4 one, and that went out of production last year. looks like you can get a 60gig on ebay for like $350 these days, though.

I wonder if people will be mad if Sony drops the slim PS3 and there's no price drop.

Nhex, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

People are upset over that review? That's the kind of writing that should be the norm for games journalists- honest, evenhanded criticism that gives the reader an accurate understanding of the product, its strengths & weaknesses, etc.

Telephone thing, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

are the new PS3s really not backward compatible with PS2s? im considering buying one for games like heavy rain and mgs4 but i'd also want to be able to play ps2 games on it as i've never had one before. just seems insane and incredibly dickish to drop this now, is there some kind of workaround?

this kinda stunt just makes me more keen to wait til someone chips it and get ps2/3 games that way instead

― NI, Thursday, May 21, 2009 9:02 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

This isnt a new thing. Certain models are fully backwards compatible, some are somewhat backwards compatible, some arent at all. You want one with 'Emotion Engine'.

There is a graph of which does what here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_3

I got a refurbished 60GB and it works like a peach. That would be my suggestion.

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

looks like the CECHAxx model is the route to go.

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ah great, thanks guys. im busy working my way through the best consoles & games of the past decade and half (finally got enough disposable income to blow on xbox 360, ds and soon, a wii) so i'll wait until i hear of someone selling an old ps3 near me before i buy one.

the worry is that the BC ps3s will become highly-prized and end up costing more than modern ones, or just not be sold on at all. what is the logic behind sony deciding to do this? are the relevant chips super-expensive? regardless, this issue and the crazy price of the machine compared to its equivalents aren't encouraging me to throw my $$$ sony's way anytime soon

NI, Thursday, 21 May 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a baffling decision, I agree. full hardware BC was originally cut so that Sony could save like $10 on every PS3 sold; they switched to a hardware/software hybrid solution a few months later but then decided to scrap it completely for some inexplicable reason (speculated to be that the PS2 was still selling pretty well at the time and Sony didn't want to fragment the market). as for why they haven't brought it back, it seems pretty likely that they're working on an emulator for some future firmware release so that they can make people buy their PS2 games all over again. (personally, this is all the more reason to get a 60gig imo; it's pretty unlikely that they're ever going to have obscure third-party titles like God Hand or Fire Pro Wrestling for sale. look how long it's taken them to bring friggin MGS to the store ffs.)

in the meantime, Craigslist is reportedly a good place to find a bargain on a BC PS3. you can also try stalking Gamespots; I had to trek all the way out to Universal City (a hell of long trip from Miracle Mile when you take public transportation) to get my 60 gig last summer, but w/ trade credit and everything it came out to like $325 (and this was back when BC models were going for nearly $500). also note that w/ 20 and 60 gig models, you get more USB slots and card-reader functionality (definitely on the 60, I think on the 20 too). definitely worth remembering if you play a lot of music games or plan on plugging many doodads in.

plus aren't "normal" ps3s like $300 these days? if you've got a list of PS2 games to play through then it's definitely worth the price of one game to be able to play them on the PS3.

is ps2 emulatable on a regular computer yet?

Philip Nunez, Friday, 22 May 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link

it's doable but not too consistent afaik

Are there any huge advantages (besides using the HD for save games) to using a PS3 over a PS2? I never got one and am considering getting a new $99 PS2 later in the year, but there is the temptation to get a used 20GB or 60GB PS3.

Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

get a used old-school ps2, the ones with a hard drive bay.
(conspiratorial wink wink)

Philip Nunez, Friday, 22 May 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ true

Weren't there compatibility issues with some PS2 games on the older-model PS3s? I've got to second the recommendation that you get a used PS2 with a hard drive.

Telephone thing, Friday, 22 May 2009 04:23 (fourteen years ago) link

meanwhile the ps2 continues to outsell the ps3

zinguist (cozwn), Friday, 22 May 2009 06:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the emulation ones were a problem. just get the 60GB

I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Friday, 22 May 2009 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost

"placement" in the console race is an asinine thing to worry about this generation; the PS3's sold 22 or 23 million units. the 360, by way of comparison, has sold something like 27 million units with its year-long lead time and lots of ppl having to buy more than one due to hardware failure and etc. plus IMSMR both Sony and MS are still losing money on every console sold.

and the PS2 outselling the PS3 probably has more to do w/ the price dropping to a hundred bucks. hell, a bunch of those were probably bought by ppl who sold off their PS2s for money towards a BC-free PS3; at the time of the price drop a stock PS3 and a new PS2 would have cost less than the ebay price for a used 60GB ps3.

the real place Sony's getting their asses kicked is in software since multiplat titles always sell a butt-ton better on 360. good thing they've got Bluray and Home profits to help offset that loss, although I have no idea how much $ that actually accounts for.

a slim PS2 isn't exactly a space hog. i'm just going to keep mine, not worry about BC, and plug it in whenever i get the itch to play katamari (or a PS1 game..)

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 May 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd rather get a slim PS2 new but as you guys said... the HD. You would need a fat one with a network adapter installed, right? But I heard recent advances have been made allowances for nice things with memory cards.

Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

what PS2 games need an HD?? i r being dumm, i never even realized this was a thing

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 May 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm absolutely looking into this.

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i see. it's the new modchip.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 24 May 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Anybody else having a harder and harder time connecting to PSN? It started for me a few months ago and just keeps getting worse. It's weird cause when I turn on my console it's connected to the internet and I can use the browser, however it seems to hang on trying to log onto PSN (thereby making online games and the store not work). I can't figure out what is going on, but it's starting to get frustrating. Usually after a restart or three it seems to connect, but finally tonight after five plus tries I just had to give up. It's doubly strange because earlier today I connected to PSN with no problem. ANybody else having similiar issues or know what's going on? All my other devices (PC, 360 have no problems related to the internet & online games). I do also get occassionally knocked off PSN when playing games too for no reason that I can figure out and it never happens with PC or 360. Getting fed up :(

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link

"oh i see. it's the new modchip."

There's no modchip necessary, unless you mean "it's the new modchip" as in "pizza is the new tapas" or something.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost try this Jeff, it worked for me:

http://boardsus.playstation.com/playstation/board/message?board.id=psnetwork&thread.id=22245&view=by_date_ascending&page=1

got a Harmony adapter, but it looks like I got a lemon :( first one of these Logitech doodads to go ass-up on me though.

james - thanks, I manually changed the DNS setting to 4.2.2.1. and 4.2.2.3 and it signed right in. Hopefully that did the trick and it'll keep working.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Philip that is in fact exactly how i meant it - it's the thing that allows you to play pirated and/or imported games

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

haha er

http://playstation3slim.com/

Our site aims to provide you with all the latest news on the upcoming Playstation 3 slim due out later this year. We are in no way affiliated with “SONY” or “PLAYSTATION”. Playstation is a registered trademark of Sony.

thomp, Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

El Tomboto, Saturday, 1 August 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Fat Princess is pretty fucking fun so far, although I (a) haven't attempted to take it online or (b) gotten to the infamous lava level in single-player yet so that may change soon. the game does a REALLY good job of incentivizing the boring classes, too - I end up playing as the worker more than anybody else. plus the game makes the intelligent move of allowing you to switch classes really easily, so it's awfully hard to get bored. and I REALLY wasn't expecting it to be this pretty. if you liked Castle Crashers' look, get ready to be knocked the fuq out by this.

fat princess is out?

http://tinyurl.com/npaahw (s1ocki), Sunday, 2 August 2009 08:43 (fourteen years ago) link

it's out and it owns

two weeks pass...

Slim officially announced at Slim officially announced at $29999 - and there's still some (probably false) hope that the PS2 compatibility will get dropped back in with a future firmware update...

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Whoops. Really would like an "edit post" function here!

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

v v tempting. i made sure to get a 60GB with backwards comp but have made less use of that than expected. looks like they are going for $250+ on ebay so could upgrade for less than $50 + hassle. v v tempting indeed.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i did the same thing ^^^^

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

tempting but still expensive, still no bc, and still massive

cozwn, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp Most of the ones I've seen on ebay completed go anywhere from $300-400, so you'll probably break even or even profit... unless Sony announces new firmware w/BC I think the prices will hold.

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

power consumption reduction is a big selling point for me. the company we share office space with is doing this big green drive and a flyer appeared in the kitchen talking about how a PS3 on standby uses for energy than NASA or some shit and even though i don't leave my PS3 on stand by i feel guilty every time i turn it on.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

uses more energy

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

The exclusive(?) game line-up for the rest of the year is still pretty unexciting. Other than Pixel Junk Shooter I can't think of anything. Was hoping for that Gran Turismo announcement. Still - 299 is a semi-reasonable price for the WipEout HD machine.

I seriously doubt there will ever be an across the board software emulation solution for all ps2 titles.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

psp has a more exciting line-up of games ffs :(

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i will buy this. beyond good and evil 2, heavy rain, wipeout hd, plus blu-ray? sign me up. and no need for BC cauze i've still got my slim ps2 innit.

somewhat concerned that i won't be able to stand this on its side.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

via Kotaku...

"Koller said that Sony is not considering adding backwards compatibility support to the PS3, a feature stripped from the line a while ago but sometimes requested by some fans. "Backwards compatibility is off the table," he said."

http://kotaku.com/5340286/sony-market+boosting-slim-ps3-will-phase-out-old-models

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Even tho I already have an original backwards compatible ps3, I do wish they'd bring it back because I'm afraid my ps3 is going to die at some point (it has already started running hotter, gotten louder and disconnects from the net after twenty minutes for no reason I can figure out), as I do probably play ps2 games on it as much as I play ps3 games and I gave away my ps2. If it does eventually completely die, it would be a drag/crazy to have to rebuy two consoles to replace it.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

smthing similar might work (replace ps1 w/BD player)
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/11/ps3-1.jpg

cozwn, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

firmware update is one big yawn. more adverts and "premium" animated backgrounds and avatars? woop de doop.

zappi, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

wha - you don't think it's great that now as soon as you turn on your ps3 you get a screen with six advertisements?

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The exclusive(?) game line-up for the rest of the year is still pretty unexciting. Other than Pixel Junk Shooter I can't think of anything.

Uncharted 2*? Demon's Souls? MAG? Trine (console exclusive anyway)?

*yes we've had this conversation a billion times before, but the MP in the U2 beta was some of the most fun I've had with the vidya games recently

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Right, Uncharted isn't my kind of thing (really didn't like the first game)... nothing against those who dig it. MAG is questionable (not out till sometime in January 2010 anyway). I'm semi-interested in it, I guess, but I don't think $60 interested (and I feel like the new CoD will be plenty of console shooter for me). The Massive Action Game squad based structure and giant maps - I'm just not convinced that's really going to work in a fun way. I'm still open to it, if reviews and word of mouth end up being good, but it's not something I've yet gotten excited about. I'm still hopeful for Gran Turismo - even though they didn't announce it today, there's still strong hints it'll be out before the end of the year (that said, I'm equally excited in some of the other racing games coming out this year, Forza3 and Dirt2, and don't feel like GT is as essential as it once was (like if it had come out a year or two ago) - except the wheel situation on ps3 remains worlds better than what you can get on 360). Don't really know anything about the other two you mentioned except I know Trine is some kind of platformer(?) already out on PC and isn't Demon Soul's a jRPG that kind of flopped in Japan? Should I be more into those? Let me know. Next year looks better with at least the Last Guardian and God of War 3. I'm not totally down on ps3, just not totally hyped on it either at the moment & feel like its line up (that we know of) over the rest of the year is lacking excitement. Overall, I still feel like the other consoles offer greater variety, fun and value.

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Trine is basically the Lost Vikings in HD and with more killing people. the PSN version's supposed to have online co-op which is why it's getting delayed forever and a day. Demon's Souls is by pretty much all accounts (a) the best RPG of this generation, J or otherwise, and (b) probably the most epic-feeling game since Shadow of the Colossus. (it is also supposed to be intransigently difficult.)

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI1fLFEc-A4

I watched a this review of Trine, but I don't know... it just looks boring to me (possibly cause I'm just not really into the wizards and warriors vibe? or possibly because everything just seems to move so slow and be so small?). I'm downloading the demo though and will try out

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Update: Okay, actually playing the Trine demo (it's the first two levels?) made a better impression than watching the video. The background graphic style is quite nice in the way darkness is mixed with the colorful, bright highlights. The overall atmosphere looks really good, though the characters and their animation are kind of (forgivably) generic. It does play a little slow for my tastes... in general I think I like my platforming a little more frantic & challenging, and what combat there was (at least in the first two levels) felt very basic. There's not too much fighting though, especially compared to a Castlevania game, which this actually reminds me of (did not play Lost Vikings). I think I liked most the instant switch between characters and having to figure out which character's abilities are best used to get you past a little puzzle part or through some combat. Overall I didn't find it super compelling - I'm definitely not pulling out the credit card @ $22.95, but if there ever is a killer steam or psn sale where it hits the 5-8 dollar range, I'd seriously consider picking it up. I think Shadow Complex looks better though (and I'm planning to skip that one too).

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

psn sale where it hits the 5-8 dollar range

gamesharing, my e-bro

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 05:46 (fourteen years ago) link

also fyi Demons Souls is an action RPG w/ lots of blood and screen-fillingly huge monsters, not one of those fancy-pants list-picking RPGs. this is how combat works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awTag3BWc80

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I want demon's souls so much

cozwn, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link

looks boring

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

well duh, it's an RPG.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

no u

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/demons-souls-review

x-post

cozwn, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

looks kinda fascinating and terrifying.

'steen suicide (don't drive it) (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

am practically jizzing in anticipation for that game tbh

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, that looks awesome. I think I'll be getting a ps3 in early 2010 and leaving my ps2 out but not hooked up for backward compatibility needs.

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Gotta side with Jeff on this one... honestly that doesn't look like something the PS2 couldn't do, just with more polygons.

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

well the online component sounds like it's been integrated in a pretty damn sophisticated manner. (also part of the reason why I'll be getting this day 1 is because I want to see how the online evolves from early adopters trying to help other folks out to battle-grizzled griefers fucking with n3wbz at every opportunity.)

I concede that the animations look a little clunky but then again y'all are talking to Mr. Yakuza 2 here.

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Thursday, 20 August 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

also I don't mean to go around whiteknighting for Demons Souls; it's pretty self-avowedly Not For Everyone. it damn sure deserves to be brought up in any conversation about promising PS3 exclusives of the near future though.

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Thursday, 20 August 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.3d-heroes.net/

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

oh look, sony are going to sell a plastic stand for the PS3 slim, only $24. what a bargain!

http://imgur.com/L0aGn.jpg

zappi, Friday, 21 August 2009 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I've pre-ordered a slim

god help me

cozwn, Friday, 21 August 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

oh whoops sorry missed that upthread

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Friday, 21 August 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

cozwn - don't feel bad - I ordered a Japanese 360 today

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 21 August 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

going to get my valkyria chronicles and demon's souls on oh yeah!!! :D

cozwn, Friday, 21 August 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

jeff, for espgaluda and that other recently announced shmup?

cozwn, Friday, 21 August 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, for shmups... Death Smiles (out now), Mushisama Futari 1.5 (late-November) and Espgaluda II (early next year). DoDonPachi Daioujou when it gets patched up & hopefully the Ketsui port will get back on track too.

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 21 August 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm kinda feeling this just to do the bluray thang. I think my girl has promised to buy me a ps3 once she gets a new job but i dunno if i wanna wait.

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZyw86te3qk

Jeff LeVine, Friday, 21 August 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty sure this is racist
http://imgur.com/UuOTv.jpg

cozwn (webinar), Friday, 21 August 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I've pre-ordered a slim

god help me

oh man im *so close* to getting one of these tyrna hold of temptation for a couple of months

jveggra va pbqr (Lamp), Friday, 21 August 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

You gotta figure they'll drop to 250 after/during xmas right?

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

or there wont be enuff and ppl will be ebaying for $$$ idk - either way i just paid lol tuition so im broke right now

jveggra va pbqr (Lamp), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Despairfactors/IMG_0039.jpg
http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/01/02/pana_bd_1.jpg
guess we'll get a ps3 slim slim at some point

cozwn (webinar), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

New big ps3 3.0 firmware update is out & they've done what I once thought was impossible, they've finally managed to tweak the user interface just enough so it's actually less elegant than what you get when turning on the 360. They did make one good improvement, by ever so slightly increasing some font sizes, making certain menus easier to read. While by default the new xmb boots into a ps3 themed advertisement section, they've actually thankfully given you the option to turn this off, just go into the system setting and turning "what's new" to off, so you can still boot into the games column. However, the orange ticker that you were once able to turn off, has now become a clear ticker under the time/date, and as far as I can see, you have to have this ticker running at all times now, which to me is a drag. They've also majorly changed the way the friend's list displays, surrounding each name in a giant grey bubble box. Not a big deal, but it's uglier. That's my whole problem with this update, everything just seems to be getting clunkier and more disjointed. Originally the xmb was very visually understated, functional and attractive, but now it's a mish mash of fonts and styles and motion that really feels hobbled together - everything rubs up against each other in a very visually jumbled fashion. Games also boot differently, with no logo, but the browser currently boots with the old logo. The ps3 itself boots with the new 1970's style thin logo. They did finally fix the clock overlay problem (LOL - took a whole year), but now it runs up against the grey ticker tape thing in a mushy poorly designed way. I wish they would get somebody in there to redesign the whole UI system, back to something simple / elegant, so it had a consistent feeling again, instead of this mess.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOdISm4VHNo

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 05:06 (fourteen years ago) link

new iplayer interface is a welcome addition, the rest is a bunch of ehhhhhhhhh.

zappi, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"It's not as big as a purchase intent driver as you may be hearing," he says. "We've got such a substantial lineup of titles on the PS3; most people are buying the PS3 for PS3 games. They've been buying it for PS3 games and Blu-ray movies. That won't be returning."

"Sony Computer Entertainment America (SCEA) announced today a new and exclusive PlayStation®3 (PS3™) offering for the critically acclaimed God of War® franchise, God of War® Collection. Scheduled for release this holiday season, God of War Collection will feature reworked versions of both God of War® and God of War® II on a single Blu-ray Disc... Both critically acclaimed games, which were originally developed for the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system..."

cozwn, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link

what's iplayer?

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

uk only, streaming bbc tv & radio. used to be really clunky via web browser, now has a dedicated button & fullscreen support.

zappi, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope it's better than the Youtube interface, which sucks donkeys.

a fact-checker with The New Yorker magazine (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh god, does it ever. Dunno if everyone has this problem or if it's to do with my ISP, particular hardware package, etc but Youtube videos are horribly jerky, running as low as half their normal framerare, unless I watch them in fullscreen, in which case I have to deal with giant pixels.

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

the insane thing is that PS3 now uses "YOUTUBE XL" which is made for bigger screens but doesn't support high-res versions of videos

GARGH

steener HOOStinov (s1ocki), Saturday, 5 September 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Not that I'm doing this but if i WERE doing this, what five PS3 games are must buys with the system? I'm eyeing Little Big Planet, Valkyria Chronicles, God of War III, Demon Souls and Heavy Rain for when I do this, but what am I missing?

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link

as far as exclusives: Metal Gear Solid 4 and Super Stardust HD. LittleBigPlanet is OK but not amazing.

abanana, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Honestly, you're not missing much. For the most part, most PS3 exclusive games have turned out average at best. I don't really rate MGS4 - it's much more cut scene than game & unless you're totally invested in the Metal Gear mythology, those cuts scenes don't have a ton of value. LBP is probably my personal favorite for disc based exclusive releases, though it suffers some from a lack of focus. It's still a great looking platformer, even if ultimately the actually platforming isn't as satisfying as in the truly great platformers (if that makes sense). It's a fun game for co-op though, if your friends have ten minutes of patience to get used to the controls. I think there's a demo available now (though I'm not sure). If you've never played Ninja Gaiden - Ninja Gaiden Sigma is pretty fucking great if you're up to the challenge. The downloadable titles is really where it's at, I think. In particular, both Pixel Junk Monsters and Pixel Junk Eden are well worth a look. And finally, WipEout HD is the one game that has really justified buying a ps3 for me & really the reason I've yet to trade mine in.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

3D dot heroes! and the last guardian

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 10:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I've never played it and I don't like the look of it but they say uncharted is great; jamescobo international playboy will be better able to fill u in

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

modnation racers is slightly making me wish i had a ps3

all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Valkyria Chronicles is awesome if you're into turn-based strategy games. It's like Military Madness crossed with anime and a FPS.

GM, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link

actually, the two coz pointed out are major motivating factors.

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

uncharted is very fun.

steener HOOStinov (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Uncharted cosigned. And Ratchet & Clank is always dependable, and the first ps3 installment can be picked up dirt cheap.

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I think Modnation Racers looks promising, but will it ultimately be as fun in the driving department as the other good kart racers out there? Will the track creator allow people to create tracks that are actually fun, challenging & different enough from each other, or will the user created tracks just feel like a change of scenery and kind of pointless? And will there be a way for the good tracks (if there are any) to rise to the top, so you can find them and race them, unlike the ocean of unsortable shit LBP has spawned? If you just want an HD kart racer, Sonic & Sega All Star Racing might end up being just as good (and will be available on the other consoles too), or better...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TscjFq37x3Q

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

was that one of the super monkey ball dudes there? i'm in...

all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link

- Uncharted really is awesome - the environment is a very literal jaw-dropper, the characters are really likeable (and I say this as someone who usually finds video game characters utterly indefensible), and the game does a really good job of keeping your playtime active (if you turtle behind a wall and try to headshot folks from half the map away, you gon' git raped). I thought the platforming was really well-done too. be advised that for some reason the game is currently incompatible with the current PS3 firmware; also the sequel comes out in a month or so and will feature some of the baddest-assed multiplayer ever.

- Motorstorm: Pacific Rift is also maybe my favorite racing game ever; not only is it as gorgeous as Uncharted, but the sheer number of branching paths (each of which has different implications for different vehicle classes) almost makes the game a full-on open-world racer. it's also very pick-up-and-play friendly due to the sheer volume of unlockable gewgaws; you practically can't turn the game on without picking up a new trophy or medal or w/e. the caveat is that this game will fkn eat you alive until you get the controls down (and then again until you get them down for every vehicle class).

- as coz pointed out, 3d Dot Heroes is going to own all-encompassingly; the gameplay apparently takes a cue from LTTP and that + the art style = sold. still waiting to hear how extensive the english is going to be, although it's been confirmed that there's going to be at least SOME. same dudes who did Demons Souls, too.

- I like Buzz Trivia in the same way a bunch of my friends seem to like Rock Band & Guitar Hero: as entertainment for crowds of drunks. plus it does some fun stuff w/ the Eye too.

- as mentioned elsewhere itt, MLB 09 The Show is probably the greatest leap forward for sports games since Fight Night Round 3, maybe even since the Dreamcast NFL & NBA games. it is harder than Geir at a Yes concert but still worth checking out just to take in the production values.

- there's a bunch of PS3 games which will probably be getting pricedrops as we get closer to Christmas - I'm thinking Killzone 2 and Infamous will be greatest-hits titles by then. I had fun w/ both (GameFlyed the former, bought the latter full-price), and at $30 or so they'd each be really good values.

- tons of foax rep the Ratchet & Clank games to death. I've never been too diehard about the series in the past but I'm interested in the new one if only because the graphics look so stunning (some of the in-game stuff looks almost Pixar quality).

- Jeff is correct in that you should set aside hell of $$$ for downloadable stuff; the Pixeljunk games and Wipeout HD and Fat Princess and Crash Commando and Warhawk are all worth your time and money. once again I will rep for gamesharing as a way to save some scratch - in fact, how come we don't have an ILX gameshare set up already? come ON guys.

also the PS3 makes for an amazing media center; I also hear it plays some sort of Blue Rayed Disk or something.

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

sly raccoon series RIP :'''(

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost Europe just got platinum versions of Killzone 2, Resistance 2, Metal Gear Solid 4 and MotorStorm: Pacific Rift (all £19.99), so no doubt they'll be announced soon for the US as well.

zappi, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

we have an ilx gameshare, but it never took off.

That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm what is gameshare? is it region specific?

zappi, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i agree with most of what cobo said EXCEPT: the characters in uncharted are as generically cringingly "cool guy" as any other tries-too-hard video game and fat princess sucks.

steener HOOStinov (s1ocki), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds is a really good ps3 exclusive that I regret not playing more of (got distracted & then keep forgetting about it). Also one of the best psp games.

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

xp to cozwn

hold on, no one has said Sly Raccoon is dead, at least to my knowledge
I played the first city of Sly 3 and that was brilliant. I think the controls were a little off when jumping from pole to pole though.

CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

suckerpunch's wikipedia page still shows sly 4 as tba but I'm not holding my breath following the success of infamous : /

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

I've heard (somewhat credible) rumors that they're working on a new Sly as we speak (in the Infamous engine) for 2010

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

oooooh

capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

PS3 game sharing is a little bit different - it's an entirely legit way for like-minded e-bros to split the costs of PSN games (except for Warhawk):

http://www.ps3blog.co.za/guides/playstation-3-game-sharing/

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

the characters in uncharted are as generically cringingly "cool guy" as any other tries-too-hard video game

I should have said "characterizations"; the characters themselves are pretty cut and dried. but the sheer volume of voice clips (and Nolan North's peerless voice work) did a really good job of keeping the character fresh; apparently the second game's going to have even MORE clips, too.

and fat princess sucks.

NO U

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

The second Uncharted will surely be an improvement over the first. At the least it won't have the embarrassing twist (at the 2/3rd point) and the horrible, final, quick time boss fight, right. Right?

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

wow is mlb the show 09 really that good? is it the graphics? or the gameplay?

i've NEVER EVER been satisfied by baseball video games cause they feel too stiff and after awhile you've seen all the player animations..

baseball is a game of routine - what interest it has is in the tiny little wrinkles that make each play and each game unique.. too often in videogame form it just feels like robots going through the motions

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man, if that's the case then you need to get The Show RIGHT the fuck now; it's the wrinkliest game in history on both a micro level (you can play dozens of games without seeing an animation repeat) and a macro one (player progression, stat tracking, development, economics, etc. all come into play). it's like the difference in scope between GTA3 and GTA4.

plus I always like games that force you to conform to their rules instead of being all I DO WAT I WAWNT, and The Show is sterner than a British headmaster w/r/t that shit. I mean I've had it for like six months now and I'm still getting a handle on batting.

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

"the wrinkliest game in history"

this should go on the box!

mountain G.O.A.T. (s1ocki), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Katamari Forever demo is up in the US store - may be worth taking a look at?

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 10 September 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Also Silent Hill- finally I can play the first one! Or more likely buy it, play it for five minutes, remember I hate combat in that series, never touch it again

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Friday, 11 September 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah... just don't

Nhex, Friday, 11 September 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link

a great monster fighting game ruined by all the monster fighting

unblapped goldmine (onimo), Friday, 11 September 2009 09:02 (fourteen years ago) link

"flap.... flap.... flap... SKREEEEEEE"

thrash thrash thrash pant pant.. walk... lost...

"flap.... flap... flap......"

Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 September 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

joust?

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 11 September 2009 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Sounds like Tracer's copy of Arkham Asylum is dodgy.

JimD, Friday, 11 September 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link

A technical question: I've got a new monitor with an HDMI port that I'm planning on hooking up to my ps3, but that leaves me without sound. I know about the optical digital audio port, but is there any way to hook it up to my computer speakers? I don't mind having to switch the plug between the pc and ps3 (though if I can find a cheap solution to that I wouldn't mind).

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Monday, 14 September 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Here's a youtube post that goes through a how-to on HDMI to monitor with sound output options - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxJXvOMij4

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 14 September 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Awesome, thanks. Figured I'd have to go through the RCA cables somehow. I should have everything up and working soon- the local Best Buy had exactly zero of the cables/adapters I needed (2 fem RCa to male mini y-cable, mini stereo coupler).

I picked the worst possible time not to have sound, though- the Katamari Forever demo is out and one of the 2 levels has a Senor Coconut remix of the theme music. MUST HEAR

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Thursday, 17 September 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i am BUSTING for katamari hopefully this weekend. but i have most of next week off work to to play it too, and also NFS:Shift

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 17 September 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

can anyone in the uk get the iplayer to work? every time i click on the small screens to play something it just freezes. dammit.

zappi, Thursday, 17 September 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

this 3.0 update, they've removed the auto-start for when you switch on your ps3 with a disk already in? nuts.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 18 September 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

hmm, actually i think i hated the auto start when i first experienced it but then got used to it. oh sony stop playing with me.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Friday, 18 September 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Are you sure? I've had it switched off ever since I got the console, but I could swear I saw it in the options menu last night when I was fiddling around. Or is that just to auto-start a new disc when you insert it, not on startup?

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Friday, 18 September 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

btw Way of the Samurai 3 looks incredible - it comes out same day as Demon's Souls too. here's a really good, REALLY long writeup I ganked from SA:

Get that katana sharpened and start eating things you pick up off the ground! This is Way of the Samurai 3!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20iOsARQPy8

*What is Way of the Samurai 3?

Way of the Samurai 3 is the fourth and latest entry into Acquire and Spike's niche franchise, published for the PlayStation 3 by Agetec and Xbox 360 by UFO Interactive. Way of the Samurai 3 follows the familiar formula for the franchise, allowing players to take to the streets as a lone ronin who arrives at a troubled town. Their choices and actions will affect what happens to the people within the town! Just think of Way of the Samurai as a really cool Create Your Own Adventure... with swords.

*What kind of game is it?

Way of the Samurai 3 can best be described as a samurai fanatic's dream come true. The player takes control of a wandering ronin (who can be fully customized with different heads, clothing options, accessories, and costumes) and leads them to free roaming sandbox world of high stakes samurai action! Engage in dramatic battles, take part in dangerous one-on-one duels, accept jobs from the various factions in town, explore it to your leisure. Don't stop there though, build your own weapons! Pick fights with whomever you please! Feel free to be a dick to absolutely everyone you meet!

Combat is a match of simplistic one-on-one battles with the complexity brought by skills, weaponry, and situational awareness. Players often tangle in fights with roving gangs of thugs and samurai, but in classic Samurai flick fashion they'll only attack one at a time. The player is able to perform basic hack-and-slash attacks as well as long combos that can involve chaining moves together or popping enemies into the air, not to mention a heavy focus on combat flow through pushing and pulling the enemy into advantageous positions through their moves. Just watch out if you die, because death means losing your sword and items permanently!

Way of the Samurai 3 is a simpler game, it doesn't spend millions of dollars to make a hyper-realistic brown city and try to get you to sympathize with some washed up samurai scrub. It may not have the graphics but it makes up for it with content! The game comes with a story that spans over in-game weeks and has over 20 different conclusions to be reached. Can you fight through to the best endings and see the true ending to the conflict?

The best part of the game though is its encouraging New Game + function. Whenever you complete the game, you'll be rated on how well you performed as a samurai and be issued a special title to signify your rank, then you'll recieve "Samurai Points." These points are used to unlock all sorts of fun things such as: special modes, new customization options, and new skills! The fun doesn't stop at just unlocking things though, Way of the Samurai lets you keep all of your things for the next game! Your weapons, parts, money, skills, abilities, techniques, these will all be carried over for every new game!

Way of the Samurai 3 is a game meant to be played and enjoyed over and over again, not a game you play once and shelve forever. Strive for the better rankings, more powerful swords, better accessories, superb endings, and those achievements/trophies for the OCD in the crowd!

*What's this game about?

Way of the Samurai 3 tells the story of an unknown ronin, previously a grunt soldier in a long-defeated army. It takes place in the small rural town of Koshu, populated by poor farming villagers who are caught in a stranglehold of taxation, forced labor, and bandit oppression, located within the fictional prefecture of Gishu Amana. This prefecture is ruled by the Fujimori Clan, who've recently seized power through brutal warfare. The player comes to town and quickly finds themselves in the middle of an escalating conflict between the Fujimori and their bitter foes: The Ouka Party. A notorious gang of samurai thugs who are under the employ of the Sakurai Clan, the previous rulers of Gishu Amana.

The player's choices and actions will directly affect the outcome of the story. Will you aide the Fujimori in keeping control of the land? The Ouka Party in overthrowing the new lords and reclaiming what's theirs? The poor villagers who desperately need saving? Maybe you'll just walk away from it all... Or maybe you'll kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out! The choice is yours!

*What's new in Way of the Samurai 3?

Build your own Katana!

For the first time in the Way of the Samurai franchise, players are now able to build their own weapons from scratch! You first start by collecting the weapon parts, such as: blades, handles, and handguards. After collecting these parts, players take them to the local blacksmith, Dojima (reprising his role), who can then help you forge those parts into a brand new sword or spear! You can name your masterpiece and even create your own unique move list by assigning moves to it! With over 200 original parts to mix and match along with 750 different moves, players can finally create their own unique samurai blade!

The fun doesn't stop there though! After that new weapon is forged, you're free to improve it in any way you see fit! Ramp up the strengths at the blacksmith, buy scrolls to unlock those moves for use faster, obtain charms to unlock its true potential, temper it to have more durability,and even give it a wicked title to strike fear in the hearts of your enemies! That sword or spear you've just made may seem weak at first, but if you give it enough time and love you'll see it'll become that unstoppable instrument of carnage you always dreamed of.

Don't worry though if you screw up on improving it though, Dojima will now be glad to revert that sword back to its previous condition! No more save-scumming for the best upgrades!

*New weapons! New fighting styles!

Way of the Samurai 3 has finally brought some well needed variety to the fighting experience in the form of new weapons and fighting styles. WotS3 still has the familiar fighting styles from 1, 2, and Western for you to use: Upper, Middle, Low, Side, One-Handed, Fencing, and Ninja, but it's brought some new friends to the party to mix things up a little!

Dual wielding has since been phased out as a sword style, now replaced by a brand new unlockable ability that allows players to dual wield any two katanas at any given time! Players are no longer bound by specifical "dual wield" katana sets, they can make two special katanas and go nuts! Spears are no longer classified as Side weapons, they have officially been given their own class and unique movesets. The biggest new addition to Way of the Samurai though is the long awaited inclusion of Unarmed combat! Broke your sword? No problem! Your fists can finally do the talking, Fist of the North Star-style!

In true Acquire fashion, Way of the Samurai 3 also offers a wide array of joke weaponry for you to bring the pain with! Take on the armies of Japan with nothing more than a stick! Turn those onions and leeks into precise killing machines! The temple's wooden idol is more than suitable to go upside someone's head! Not even the mightiest generals can stand in the face of giant frozen tuna!

*New Fighting Engine! QTE Combat! Surrender!

Way of the Samurai 3 has returned to the classic combat style featured in Way of the Samurai 1: The Push/Pull System, while abandoning Way of the Samurai 2's Parry system. Players can either push or pull their enemies into advantageous positions through the blocking of enemy attacks or through the force of their own attacks when the enemy blocks.

Another old friend of WotS1 has returned too: Awase! Players can learn how to automatically block special moves by carefully timing their own blocks at the moment the blow would strike the. Awase has also been ramped up by combining it with the WotS2 Parry System!

Parry may no longer be the main combat engine, but it has made a unique return in WotS3. Players who perform the Awase successfully will see a quick button symbol flash onto their screen, akin to a QTE (Quick Timer Event), and if this button is pressed in time your samurai will instantly kill the attacking foe! Not only that, but your sword will become infused with bloodlust and begin to glow! Any attacks made on you during this brief period of time are automatically awased, letting players use constant QTEs to clear out entire rooms and adding time onto their bloodlust for each successful kill! How many kills can you rack up?!

But wait! There's more! Are you more of a pacifist? Do you prefer taking the Batman route to your combat troubles? Maybe you've got a thing for anime and exist in 1998 when people still liked Rurouni Kenshin? Well, Way of the Samurai 3 has got you covered! You can now fight using the backside of the sword, or using a reverse-edge sword! Not just an angle for weepy samurai, it's also a deadly tool used for unlocking the best stuff!

Maybe though you've bitten off more than you can chew? Worry not, for the new Surrender option can save you a load of grief! Players can now surrender in combat to prevent their inevitable death if they happen to be on the drastically tipping wrong end of a fight, of course the decision of whether you live or die is entirely up to the winner of that fight. This doesn't apply to just you though, even the enemy can surrender to you! Famous (or infamous) warriors can drive the weaker peons to their knees in forgiveness without even drawing their blades!

*Identity Theft: Play as any NPC!

So, you've unlocked all those creation parts, played for so long that every samurai looks the same, and you're dying for a new experience. You think it might be funny to slice up samurai as a middle-aged house wife. Well, Way of the Samurai 3 has got you covered! Akin to the niche Acquire game "Shinobido: The Way of the Ninja," players can now control almost every NPC in the game once they have been "unlocked!"

Of course, you're asking "how do I unlock them?!"Well, it's as simple as whipping out your favorite sword in backside mode/favorite reverse-edge sword/favorite blunt weapon and going up someone's head! Every NPC defeated with a K.O is added to a list of unlocked NPCs, simply complete the game without dying and you'll be able to begin your next game as the character you just unlocked! Way of the Samurai 3 features a grand total of 140 different NPCs to unlock, from the lowliest grunts and bandits all the way up to the vital story characters!

*Companions!

A feature only skirted with in the second game, Way of the Samurai 3 finally offers the ability to hire a permanent henchman to assist them in their adventures!

Featuring a wide variety of bizarre and returning characters, players now have someone they can rely on as they engage in the dangerous work of being a samurai. Popular past characters such as WotS1's original Afro Samurai 'Dona Dona' and the deadly shinobi 'Kasumi' from WotS2 are only a couple of the returning characters that can be enlisted. There is also a full cast of unique and original companions for you to choose from! From gangsters to samurai nobles, foreigners to grieving widows, ghosts to catgirls! They'll do everything from follow you into battle, hold onto your gear, and assist you in every job that you do.

*Cutscene Interaction!

In previous entries to this franchise, the player's interaction with the story primarily relied on being in the right place at the right time and decisions made in cutscenes. These decisions were typically dialogue-based and came at set moments, but in Way of the Samurai 3 you now have additional ways to guiding the story to your liking. Players now have the option to show aggression or submission if they offer is placed at any time during a cutscene, using these is entirely optional but the timing of their use can shift the entire flow of the story!

*New Time System! Improved Map and Travel!

In the past, time flowed in very strict ways. There was a set number of periods in the day and a set time you could spend in each one, and there was a set number of days until the end of the game. Way of the Samurai 3 throws this ideology out the window by finally offering no time limit and features real time progression with a day/night system! Players can now progress in Way of the Samurai 3 at their own pace and finish the game when they feel it's time to end it.

Getting around the world has been made a whole lot easier as well. Way of the Samurai 3 combines the best of both worlds when it comes to travel, offering the WotS1 style of getting anywhere you need to be on foot without ever seeing a menu, as well as the WotS2 map hub to let you instantly teleport to where you want to go. Not only this, but the Map now serves as a storyboard to show you where the next big story events are taking place! So you'll no longer accidentally walk into a story event you're not ready for.

*What's all this about Downloadable Content?

Way of the Samurai 3 originally released in Japan as an exclusive to the PlayStation 3, but later came out on the Xbox 360 with "bonus content." This content included costumes, accessories, and weapon parts. It was later added into the PlayStation 3 version as DLC. This DLC will be featured on-disc for both PS3 and Xbox 360 versions in North America.

*I'm a big otaku baby who won't play any game dubbed in English

Don't you worry one bit, Way of the Samurai 3 is coming to North America with both Japanese dialogue featuring English subtitles and English dubbing. So for those who want the authentic samurai feeling to their game, you have the option, just as much as those who want a campy dialogued game with mistimed subs and inappropriate voices can get theirs too.

*I heard that the PlayStation 3 version didn't have Trophies! Will the NA version have them?!

Yes! Agetec has confirmed that the localized PlayStation 3 version of Way of the Samurai 3 will launch as trophy-enabled. The list itself is just the same as the Xbox 360 version's Achievements (with the inclusion of a Platinum Trophy)

*So when does this game come out?

Way of the Samurai 3 will be coming out in North America this October for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360! With a retail price of $49.99 USD, various sources are claiming that October 13th/14th will be the release date. For those in Europe, never fear! Way of the Samurai 3 is coming to Europe for PS3 and Xbox 360!

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Friday, 18 September 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

where the first two any cop?

cozwn, Friday, 18 September 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

what he said.

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Way of the Samurai 3 can best be described as a samurai fanatic's dream come true.

^^ really not the best way to describe it imo

goole, Friday, 18 September 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I never played the first two since reviews always made them sound a little overly ambitious, but I'm always on the lookout for them whenever I'm out a-thowin' money down the terlit in Gamestop or wherever. 3, however, sounds like the kind of explosion of scope that GTA4 represented for that series, and tbqh I think that's kind of interesting in its own right.

also,

http://j.photos.cx/Joke4-b41.jpg

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Friday, 18 September 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sold

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 September 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

cobo what is the deal with yakuza and why is it awesome -tell me why i should be psyched.

fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 September 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

well basically I am to beat-em-ups what JeffLev is to shmups, so Yakuza is mostly just right down my alley. incredibly easy to pick up and play, but there's tons of insanely deep details (maybe even oppressively deep - the second game had a mahjong minigame with something like twelve tiny-fonted pages of instructions & strategy) for you to explore at your leisure.

also "I peacocked your mom."

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Sunday, 20 September 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

spectacularly unretarded

cozwn, Sunday, 20 September 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish we were getting this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7_xBMGZbd0

but if Yakuza 3 really does make it over here (I don't feel like 1up is a reliable source these days), I'll definitely pick it up too.

Jeff LeVine, Monday, 21 September 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Way of the Samurai 3 a bloo bloo bloo

― "I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Friday, September 18, 2009 9:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

so Gamestop isn't accepting in-store preorders of this game; the first print run is apparently something like 20 or 30 thousand copies and stores don't know how many copies they'll be getting (if any). just a heads-up.

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

*I'm a big otaku baby who won't play any game dubbed in English

Don't you worry one bit, Way of the Samurai 3 is coming to North America with both Japanese dialogue featuring English subtitles and English dubbing. So for those who want the authentic samurai feeling to their game, you have the option, just as much as those who want a campy dialogued game with mistimed subs and inappropriate voices can get theirs too.

but but but _I'm_ a big otaku baby! I can accept any bizarre, mistranslated if not utterly nonsensical dialogue as long as it's actually spoken in Japanese; too many years of anime have inured me to such qualms.

kingfish, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Tho, it should be noted that playing _Witcher_ in the original Polish doesn't really improve the game as much as one would hope.

kingfish, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

my friend (who speaks japanese) just brought back yakuza 3 from japan and is currently rockin' it

il miglior Fabio (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

you know who sucks? anyone who doesn't buy Critter Crunch.

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Slocki I can't believe you don't remember my household antics w Yakuza 1&2. The first one especially my brother was completely obsessed with and spent weeks just grinding storyline stuff. I remember coming home from work and listening to him complaining about shit like the prices between one Salaryman bar and another.

antexit, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Omg I remember that now

lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Sunday, 11 October 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

just started replaying yakuza 2. is fkn sick

cozwn (webinar), Sunday, 11 October 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

did you get the Huge Cone?

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Monday, 12 October 2009 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

is Yakuza 1 worth it?

kingfish, Monday, 12 October 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link

naw just get yakuza 2

history maybe (Lamp), Monday, 12 October 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

or two copies of pt1

lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Monday, 12 October 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I peacocked your mom.

cozwn (webinar), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

it really is the greatest.

"I have seen bloodstains on the Pac Man joystick" (jamescobo), Thursday, 15 October 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

WotS3 owns considerably, pick it up or be prepared to have your sexual orientation impugned by a message board bro

okamadablobisney (jamescobo), Thursday, 22 October 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

bought uncharted 2, demon's souls and fifa 10 last night :/

cutty, Monday, 26 October 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

yaaaaaaaa

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Monday, 26 October 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

if you buy a ps3 what else do you need to get? Second joystick? rechargers? Anything like that? what's the additional startup cost?

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing, really, unless you want another controller and that's up to you. controllers charge via a usb cable (included) into the machine. i guess maybe an hdmi cable?

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

So maybe 40 bucks beyond the 299 system price, eh?

At this point, I'm eying exclusives for GOW III perfect, LBP GotY, Uncharted 1 and 2, Afrika, Demon Souls, Valkyria Chronicles, Killzone 2 and R&Clank with high hopes for Yakuza 3, 3-D Dot Heroes, Last Guardian and Heavy Rain... with a downloadable side of Pixeljunk, Wipeout, Noby Noby, Echochrome, Trine and at least four more I just don't know about yet.... so that's about 800 bucks to glom all that and another 250 for the upcoming stuff. Just not sure I have that to blow on a hobby I find less and less time for these days.

BUT I WANNA says my greedy inner child.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

haha!

well, you should NOT spend $40 on an hdmi cable. do as i do and buy one off ebay for $5. exact same thing.

and you don't have to buy it all at once! get one or two games and download wipeout or a pixeljunk game. (or betteryet, game-share!)

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

If you need cables check out monoprice.com. Whatever type of cable, adapter or switch you need they have it cheap. They also ship really quick - like from order to your hands in 2-3 days.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I got a decent hdmi cable pretty quickly from amazon for like $5

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

forks look on ebay for a system - i got a new one for $211

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

incl shipping

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Good little library there! I would skip Uncharted 1, Killzone 2 (unless you really need to play another dumb mindless shooter, just like so many other games) and Noby Noby Boy (unfortunately, ultimately as entertaining as a screensaver)

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

ya noby noby boy sucks.

killzone 2 is good if you want an FPS tho. though if i had a choice i'd pick COD4 over it.

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

but kz really does look quite spectacular.

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah - graphics are amazing, but game just felt like more of the same, or less than that (I only played halfway through or so, due to getting bored) & didn't really enjoy the multiplayer compared to CoD or even Resistance or Rainbow 6

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, so let's revise:

299 for a system (i really want a new one and the inherent warranty and i can't play the ebay game)
47 for Bluray of Planet Earth (gotta have something to show off)
120 for Uncharted 2, demon souls, LBP GotY edition (buy 2 get 1 free!)
45 for Valkyria Chronicles
45 for 2 pixeljunks and wipeout
40 for second joystick
15 for hd cable

that's roughly 620 for a (not exactly bare bones but still not over the top) startup

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Why are you buying ALL of that all at once????

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i don't get it. and no MGSIV?

cutty, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

BECAUSE INNER CHILD SAY NOW NOW NOW
and i've always bought new systems with two or three games and the full setup so that I don't have any back end costs

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

honestly haven't cared about MGS since the sequel.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i36.tinypic.com/2zf36uo.png

Jeff LeVine, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

buying a new game system is one of the most pleasurable experiences in the world to me

opening the box, smelling the nintendo, starting it for the first time, i envy you

cutty, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

299 for a system (i really want a new one and the inherent warranty and i can't play the ebay game)
120 for Uncharted 2, demon souls, LBP GotY edition (buy 2 get 1 free!)
40 for second joystick
15 for hd cable

this satisfies what you are looking for for $475 (and if you want to "show it off", upgrade yr Netflix subscription to Blu-Ray movies)

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

yyyyyyyeah.... i think i'm trying to convince myself NOT to buy it buy overloading the price where it sounds unreasonable.
i likely won't do this, but i keep getting these greedy greedy asshole voices in my head demanding i conSUME

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

dude. it's almost november. it's a ps3. the price just dropped. who cares what robin says.

cutty, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

;)

cutty, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

please to note username

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

do it, FOR VICARIOUS JUSTICE

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

dude none of the games you are buying really require a second joystick either.

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, johnpaws

coz (webinar), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

you guys are a terrible influence

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

argh, i'm going to go by best buy tonight and see if i break down i think

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

blazblue btw

coz (webinar), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

it's not like i've even finished arkham asylum yet and i have some work-style projects i should take on. i am such an immense spoiled baby

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

yup!

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

hey, what's the deal with internet on this thing? Does it come with a wireless attachment or do you have to buy something?

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

it's not attached, it's INSIDE OMG!

cutty, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

srsly fuck xbox

cutty, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

it's easy to get a signal?

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah though internet lore says that wireless inherently means less reliable play. if this is actually true or noticeable i'm not sure

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

if you're going to stream media from your pc (and you should do, its really easy to set up - i'd recommend the free program PS3 Media Server http://ps3mediaserver.blogspot.com/) i'd suggest that you wire the ps3 directly to your router via ethernet if at all possible - i've found the ps3s inbuilt wireless to be a little bit flaky.

zappi, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

never had a prob wiht the built-in wifi

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

u guys just want somebody else to join your freakish club don't you

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

http://tversity.com/

Never used PS3 Media Server but this ^^^^ is awesome

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

PS3 IS A NETFLIX HAVING SOONLIKE:

http://netflix.mediaroom.com/index.php?s=43&item=334

okamadablobisney (jamescobo), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i've had problems connecting my ps3 wirelessly to the media server, but once it connects it plays fine

richard belzer (jeff), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

never had problems with wireless connection either, apart from the media server which seems to run very stuttery at times.

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

that netflix/ps3 thing has me salivating

a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

just get uncharted 2 then when ur done w/tht get demon's souls

u can probably even get a ps3/uc2 bundle for cheapsies

coz (webinar), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I was annoyed when I heard the PS3 Netflix would require a Netflix blu-ray in the drive at all times, until I realized a) it's just a technicality so they don't violate the letter of their Microsoft contract and b) I would be complaining about WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LET ME RENT A MAGICAL DVD WITH A JILLION MOVIES ON IT? NICE GOING ASSHOLES

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

from that link:

Initially, watching movies instantly streamed from Netflix via the PS3 system will be enabled by a free, instant streaming Blu-ray disc that is being made available to all Netflix members.

I heard on the internet that when Microsoft's rights to having the service launch from the dashboard lapse in a few months you won't need to use the disc anymore.

okamadablobisney (jamescobo), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Netflix said as much in an interview- they're going to remove the requirement with a system update in late 2010.

More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link

ps3 got real this year huh?

legit 40 (Lamp), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

SHIT IS LEGIT

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link

money money money, is all you need

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i hate u guys
i bought one
w uncharted2, demonsouls and valkyria

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck you, spoonman

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

INNER CHILD KEPT YELLING

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 04:27 (fourteen years ago) link

forks, u weak

Mordy, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link

but i have a ps3

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

PS3 names

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 05:21 (fourteen years ago) link

forksgiantmanbabytofu

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Thinking of getting one of these.

Justification is something like: I want a blu-ray player and I figure it's only a wee bit extra for a 7th gen (worst) games console (ever made) w/ a blu-ray player.
£269 for a 250GB with Uncharted 2...

Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

don't want to be all hotukdeals but last week sainsbury's were doing a PS3 w/UC2 and a choice of A.N.other big game for £250. maybe worth a look?

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Will demons souls be noticably worse if I play it in 2011? The multiplayer ghost stuff sounds cool.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 13:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, the resolution should only be 480p or so (or less) in 2011, i'd play it now before it goes down noticeably...

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

in 2011, you can leave notes for others that will never be read

richard belzer (jeff), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

online elements of demon's souls only guaranteed until April 2010 or something silly, apparently.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

will anyone have finished the game by then

richard belzer (jeff), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

the online is only running for six months?!

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it's only "guaranteed" till then.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

what does that mean?

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

link?

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

ha i think they're just adding to the torture

cialis morissette (goole), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

s1ocks since when you are gullible mcgee

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

hha

IM HAVING A STRESSFUL MORNING OK

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

link? ;)

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

^^NN approved?

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

minus the white rice

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.atlus.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4424

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

I expect this to run for 20 years minimum Atlus/SCE!

Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

gamer messageboards really do a good job of reminding me of exactly how fucking stupid people are

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

same poster 32 minutes later

I just hope it runs online for a minimum of 5 years, preferably more.

If he gives up 15 years that quickly he'll be begging for just one more day in no time.

Suggest Gandhi (onimo), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

gamer messageboards really do a good job of reminding me of exactly how fucking stupid people are
― ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^bombingest truthingest truth bomb

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

we're so smart lol

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

dS-sMs-ataRi-Tgx

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think ppl are stupid btw just ppl on gamer message boards

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

WE HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY AND IT IS US

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

btw tombot's opening post in this thread is some gamer message board bullshit

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

good for some 2009 laughs

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

1. Blu-Ray will still cost $$$ WHOLESALE. Ha ha ha ha ha oh wait I'm the consumer.
TRUE

2. There is no way on Earth this imbecile is going to come up with an online service that "beats Xbox Live."
TRUE

3. Sony is like the absolute worst company on Earth when it comes to proprietary content distribution. I mean #1 already covers this, but based on the PSP, is the PS3 supposed to be a set-top entertainment center for the 22nd century and beyond, or a game console?
PSPGOLOL

4. The hardware is "barely better than the 360" but will arrive a year later and with an even bigger pricetag, by all accounts.
UNTRUE but TRUE IN PRACTICE

5. The controller has yet to be finalized. Meaning all games are being programmed for the dual shock II.
LOL

6. Actually the hardware design isn't finalized either, since it's apparently not yet possible to fit everything into the case AND include a 2.5" HD.
GEORG FOREMANG

7. pick out one title from this list that could make it worth buying this machine at launch (Gradius 3 = comedy gold?)
TRUE

8. Blu-ray read speed (load time) is evidently not that much greater than current DVD. Additionally, games are being developed for 10x DVD load times anyway. So between this tidbit and #5, what exactly does this thing do that my PS2 doesn't?
DUNNO DUN CARE

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

dude ws a visionary

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

they got me with the exclusives! the delicious exclusives

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

tombot is/was a past master at button pushing, but this was one of his weaker efforts. he was distracted by his legendary nintendo-colored spectacles.

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

with magical powers they fight

aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i like how we went from "gamer msg board ppl are dumb" to a console argument. all on a gamer msg board.

banned, on the run (s1ocki), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Full disclosure, my comment was more driven by reading that link plus the WoW forums, which are just awful.

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

full disclosure, I'm dumb

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah pretty much ;_;

ADVANCED CHORD CHANGES (HI DERE), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link

the PS3 is sick, there's no denying it. it's exclusives are amazing, as is PSN. I'm just sour I've not got one yet ;_;

coz (webinar), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

let's discuss Visionaries for awhile, shall we?

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

xp i'm sour i haven't been able to buy any console system this generation

two things tho: 1)where is TOMBOT? 2)what the hell is Visionaries

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

good questions

cutty, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

3D DOT GAME HEROES IS A AMERICA RELEASED IN BEING DEFINITELY

SRSLY GUYS, HYPERVENTILATING OVER HERE

okamadablobisney (jamescobo), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

all at once: visionaries/silverhawks/thundercats/mask/dinoriders/battlebeasts/like a zillion other toy and cartoon series.
Visionaries had an interesting idea and the GAYEST action figures. The accessories were HOLOGRAM STANDARDS and CHEST PLATES
http://www.toyarchive.com/STAForSale/NEW2001+/Visionaries/CryotekComplete1b.jpg

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link

oh god i totally remember those now

Nhex, Thursday, 29 October 2009 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link

is this also the thread for ps3 downloadable games?

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

let's put this thread to bed and create a nice one, maybe?

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

or maybe use this one what's worth buying for the PS3 lately?

Jeff LeVine, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

We could just take "worst" out of the thread title.

antexit, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The PlayStation 3 will be one of the [CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT] game consoles ever made.

I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

do what jeff said

Nhex, Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

whitewashing history

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

good luck ilg!

Great Scott! It's Molecular Man. (Ste), Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

we need a reconciliation panel

coz (webinar), Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

anyone know why my blu ray player on the ps3 gives out a crap audio service? For every movie, for people talking the sound goes quiet, then as soon as there are explosions or some such its friggin noisy as fuck.

PSOD (Ste), Saturday, 31 March 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

"The successor to Sony's PlayStation 3 is code named Orbis and it's coming in time for the holidays next year, according to a report from gaming site Kotaku.

The next-generation game console won't be play PS3 games, Kotaku reported Friday, citing unnamed sources. " link

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 31 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

Ste - It sounds like you have an audio setting wrong. What kind of set-up do you have? I'm going to guess you have the ps3 outputting blu-ray audio for 7.1 or 5.1 audio set-up, while you're actually putting the sound through regular tv stereo speakers or a more basic stereo - or vice-versa. I don't have a ps3 in front of me, but I'm sure in the settings there is a place to adjust the blu-ray audio output so that it matches whatever your system can best support. The other thing could be your stereo receiver isn't set up balanced correctly, if you have one.

JCL, Saturday, 31 March 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

yeah its just a basic tv system speaker. what should i have the setting as. on the actual blu ray i've tried both 4:1 and 5:1 (default) but to be honest i couldn't notice the difference. i'll have a look in the ps3 settings on the menu, when i've finished watching this film!

PSOD (Ste), Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

ya it should have nothing to do with the ps3 but the way bluray discs are mixed and mastered.

tv is mixed for tv: everything compressed and loud and upfront. blurays and dvds tend to be mixed more like movies in the cinema: lots more dynamic range, dialogue usually in the center channel, etc.

can you change the audio output settings from 5.1 to just stereo? that should help.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 31 March 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

I had the same problem, but it was caused by my AV amp; it has different dynamic range compression modes. I cycled through those til it sounded normal. It's still not perfect but way better than it used to be

CraigG, Sunday, 1 April 2012 10:21 (twelve years ago) link

the whole mixing for the movies things is a great idea until you're watching a movie at 1am and you both want to hear the dialogue and not ratle the dog who lives downstairs every time vin diesel explodes a car #fast5problems

Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejBt-CWCv4E

polyphonic, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

WTF?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

In Story Mode, the player plays through missions centered around various animals. Eventually, the player will discover the truth behind mankind's disappearance.[2] A Pomeranian dog and thoroughbred racehorse are key characters in the story.[1]

In Survival Mode, the player takes control of an animal and fight for survival against other animals for as long as possible. Tokyo Jungle has online leaderboards so the players can compare their survival skills against one another[1]. Smaller animals will fight in groups, and the player's group can win fights against larger animals by just having one of the group survives the fight[2].

The player will have to build up a pack of animals. This is easier for some plant eaters, which means the player may not necessarily be at a disadvantage even if a weaker type was chosen[2].

There are 50 breeds and 80 types of animals to be expected[2]. Animals confirmed for Tokyo Jungle include lion, crocodile, tiger, giraffe, hippo, cheetah, chimpanzee, gazelle, chicken, beagle, tyrannosaurus, hyena, and fox[1]. As the player plays through the game, additional playable animals will be unlocked[2].

polyphonic, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

Character

Pomeranian dog
Ran out of pet food, the Pomeranian dog now has to fend for itself in a now-wild-and-vicious Tokyo.

Thoroughbred racehorse
With its passion for running still burns, the Thoroughbred racehorse runs around Tokyo, searching for its old track rivals in hopes of staging one more race.

polyphonic, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

like I said, WTF?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

i want to play this game

fka snush (remy bean), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

ok i don't know where else to put this so i'll just put this here:

can anyone explain to me how the PSN store actually works? i'm not really finding anything helpful anywhere. i've never actually tried to use the store but my parents have a PS3 and i'm trying to figure out how to get games. they have an account and i can get to the store but how much is actually available there? if i were to say, desire to play fallout: nv (not dlc), is there a way to download it using nothing more than the console itself or do i need to buy a physical copy or like dl it online or smth? this newfangled stuff confuses me so

i was on a medical trial in january and very annoyed i couldn't figure out if it were possible to download xcom on the hospital ps3

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

Some games are available as downloads, whereas others are not

polyphonic, Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

i used it a cpl times, bought Little Big Planet 2 and final fantasy 8 (lol), seems to be an extensive number of full games on there

sleepingbag, Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

fallout new vegas is not available for download. in general, retail (disc-based) releases that are also on the ps store have ripoff prices and aren't worth bothering with.

oxygenating our wombspace (abanana), Thursday, 16 May 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

o ok thx

i was hoping it'd be like steam :(

yeah not quite. my guess is that PS4 will be like steam tho.
here's your wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_Store_games

and again: get ps+ as it's basically a monthly game subscription where you'll get one great game, one okay game and six useless things every thirty days. At five bucks a month it's a bargain.

Current lineup is Sleeping Dogs, Darksiders, Little Big Planet II, Ratch and Clank, Infamous 2, Closure, The Cave, Knytt, Vanquish, Joe Danger and wahtever

the browser based PSN store is much easier to use Https://store.sonyentertainmentnetwork.com/
once you've bought something from it you can download on the PS3 via Account Management

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link

it's ruining my day that someone in the world wants to play fallout new vegas but can't

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 00:30 (ten years ago) link

lol i have ulterior motives for it, but i love the franchise anyway

lol @ Tombot

am0n, Friday, 17 May 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link


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