This Is The Best Alternative Handshake

Just put your hands together and bow

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A stewardess on Sri Lankan Airlines, saying ayubowan

Your hands are filthy and we can’t be shaking them anymore. Western politicians have tried to get around this by doing an elbow bump, which is just an awkward and shitty handshake. The best alternative is simply bringing your hands together in a prayer pose and nodding your head.

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Indrajit (Indi) Samarajiva is a Sri Lankan writer. Follow me at www.indi.ca, or just email me at indi@indi.ca.