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McDonald’s Adds The McGangbang to Their Regular Menu After Hearing Pleas from Middle School Customers

“No need to get dirty,” Corporate Executives confirm

Kristine Laco
Greener Pastures Magazine
Published in
3 min readNov 9, 2021

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Photo by Shahbaz Ali on Unsplash

For Immediate Release:

WE LISTENED. NOW EVERYONE GETS A GANGBANG!

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Kristine Laco
Greener Pastures Magazine

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