Weird But True

My boobs weigh as much as a newborn — I want the biggest implants in the world

For this busty beauty, size certainly matters.

An Illinois woman who has undergone three surgeries to attain a ginormous 38GG bust says she’s on a mission to have the biggest breasts in the world.

Zeni Zounds, 38, first received breast implants back in 2021 after undergoing gender-affirming surgery.

At the time, the office worker wasn’t planning on sporting enormous artificial assets, but she immediately knew that she wanted a larger look following her first procedure.

“I ended up contacting my surgeon to tell him that I wanted to go as big as possible,” Zounds recalled in a new interview with Caters. “I got 800-[cubic centimeter] implants in February 2021 and then went back three months later and went up to 1800 cc.”

Still, she wasn’t satisfied and subsequently reached out to a different surgeon who offered expanders — a type of breast implant that can be gradually expanded via injections of saline that stretch the skin.

“I got 2300-cc expanders in October 2022,” she declared, saying she’s had three “breastfills” in the 11 months since.

Now, Zounds’ assets weigh 7.17 pounds — the size of an average newborn baby.

Zeni Zounds, 38, first received breast implants back in 2021 after undergoing gender-affirming surgery. @zenizounds/ CATERS NEWS
Now, Zounds’ assets weigh 7.17 pounds — the size of an average newborn baby. @zenizounds/ CATERS NEWS

Zounds admits that her heavy chest does make everyday activities difficult.

“There are things that I used to enjoy doing that I just can’t do anymore,” she forlornly admitted. “Even with my 1800-cc implants, I used to run four miles of trails a couple of times a week.”

“I used to play acoustic guitar and that has gotten really uncomfortable and difficult to do while sitting down,” the Illinois native continued. “Eating is also a challenge.”

Zounds also confessed that her breasts may get in the way — figuratively, not literally — of securing steady employment.

“I had 1800 cc when I interviewed for my current job. I now work from home and have almost doubled my size since anyone in my office last saw me,” she stated, “I’m not sure how things would be if I still had to go into work, and I think this will be my last traditional office job.”

“There are things that I used to enjoy doing that I just can’t do anymore,” she forlornly admitted. “Even with my 1800-cc implants, I used to run four miles of trails a couple of times a week.” @zenizounds/ CATERS NEWS
Zounds says she wants to continue increasing the size of her bust, despite the problems it can present. @zenizounds/ CATERS NEWS

Zounds now wants to transition into the entertainment industry, saying: “I want to have some of the biggest boobs in the world. They’re what I’m known for.”

“I jokingly describe myself as a professional big boob haver, but I’m also totally serious about it,” she continued. “Essentially my dream in life has always been to be able to make a living off of entertaining people and being myself.”

Zounds says she wants to continue increasing the size of her bust, despite the problems it can present.

“They are a symbol and proof that I’m living my life exactly how I want to,” she said. “My breasts have also made me a lot of friends, and they are what brought me and my girlfriend together.”

Zounds is seen prior to her breast implant procedures. @zenizounds/ CATERS NEWS
Zounds now wants to transition into the entertainment industry, saying: “I want to have some of the biggest boobs in the world. They’re what I’m known for.” @zenizounds/ CATERS NEWS

“I’ve had several people message me on social media asking me boob-related questions or thanking me for showing them it’s OK to have the body that you want, even if it’s something that’s generally looked down on, so that always feels really good,” Zounds said.

“Best of all, they can easily keep getting bigger!”