Please Watch Margaret Pomeranz’s Brutal Takedown Of ‘MAFS’

If you’re still missing At the Movies even after all these years, we have good news for you: well, it’s not back, but Margaret Pomeranz has graced our screens to roast Married at First Sight and it’s a better roast than John Aiken going head-to-head with Harrison.

Popping up in a segment for The Weekly, Pomeranz unleashed on Channel Nine’s popular social experiment, ripping the participants and the experts a fresh one. This isn’t the first time she’s done a takedown of Aussie reality TV shows: last year she gave us a scorching hot review of Netflix’s Byron Baes and it still lives in my head rent-free.

Starting strong, Pomeranz introduces Married at First Sight as a concept where “mentally fragile halfwits marry toxic fametarts”.

And she continues to get more savage from there, labelling the participants as a “smorgasbord of the highest quality horse meat garnished with the finest of red flags,” and “mentally defective lemons,” among other choice words.

At one point, she even highlights Alessandra’s advice on anal play during a boys’ therapy session, sagely saying, “I’d say just pick one way, and practice.”

She’s not wrong.

“One might argue that coupling ill-suited strangers in an environment designed for their psychological destruction may seem repulsive, but there’s a compelling brutality here and as the nation’s highest rating program, one can’t help but salute the show’s producers, staff, and fans as they gallantly approach the flaming corpse of broadcast television and elegantly urinate on its ashes,” Pomeranz says in closing.

Watch Margaret Pomeranz roasting Married at First Sight below.

Oh Margaret Pomeranz. We do not deserve you.