This is not actually written by Hank or John Green so please don't bash on them. But the videos, however, are theirs. Obviously.
Ranting: Hank StyleHello John, it's Friday. So today's video is going to be written out because apparently a carpenter ant family was living next to my computer and one combusted right next to a computer. And now there is poison all over my computer! Though I have to say, it is still the best animal move. Today will come in 3 parts. Well the first part is not a lot, but can I just say, "I've had enough of Jelena?" I don't care when they break up and why are there girls crazy for Justin? He is not going to come visit you if you obsess over him. It may, however, creep him out. John, the matter of the fact is the society these days makes me wonder how crazy we used to be about celebrities. Well, we just dressed up like them, we didn't hurt anybody or anything but our reputation. You know, besides when you used to try singing Elvis songs with extremely baggy jeans. Okay, I don't think I have enough time to rant more about this stupid thing--oh wait! I have unlimited time because we only addressed time limits on videos and not time limits on written out stuff. So haha! In your face John! Moving on to part 2. I have word from a random kid on the street that he is a big fan of yours. I, being the awkward person that I am, asked him, "Have you seen/heard any of the stuff that I do?" And he was all like, "No. But I watch vlogbrothers and I like John better." So I just put on a sad face, went home, ate some peeps, and played Lego Harry Potter--you know, the one with an abundance of cats? And then I went on playing Harry Potter with 3 of your books on my head as you can see--wait. You can't see. But you know I have them on my head now. So basically, to recap, there was a brown-haired kid who appreaciates your work more than mine. Thank you, random nerdfighter! Now to part 3!I just finished reading Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling. And it was not what I expected at all. I have to admit that I was kind of hoping it would have the slightest hint of potterworld. But no. It was about a messed up political scandal. I was disappointed. Although, it was very well written, so I will give props to JKR for that. That's all I have to rant on about for today. And John, I will see you on Friday.
~Hank~ <----- is this even necessary? shouldn't it be implied? Response to Rant.Hello Hank, it's Tuesday. Wow I say that a lot. Now you understand why carpenter ants are freakishingly amazing! Well thank you for your insightfulness. And yes, "Thank you random nerdfighter!" Hank, you must be wondering why I am also typing this out. It is not because my computer was destructed by carpenter ants but because it just seems more fun. So even though we used to do questions on Tuesday, I feel like answering some questions right now. It's just that kind of day. I don't know. Let's go. First one is about why people are crazy. Well, it's because we all have a bit of nerd in us. And nerds are crazy. I mean, look at me. I have done some crazy stuff as you are probably aware. I'm sure you have done some crazy stuff too. Maybe not to the extent of me or Hank. You know, I don't really know where I'm going with this. Moving on. "Why don't you have a blog?" Well, actually, I do have a blog. It's called tumblr. Get with it. Next question. "What should I do on a first date?" Okay relationship advice is only on Tuesdays. So come back on Tuesday. Next question. "Can I write an essay about you?" I don't know. Can you? No, but seriously, I'm flattered that you voluntarily want to write an essay about me. That's awesome. And to get you started, I'll give you a link in the dooblydoo--or in this case right here-------> http://johngreenbooks.com/biographical-questions/ "Will you write my essay about you?" I could. Although, your teacher would probably realize that it is a young adult novelist writing your essay. This will probably not end well. Good try, though. "What is the American Dream?" Wow. That is a deep question. You could say that the American Dream is to live carefree as protrayed in the Great Gatsby. *Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, wink, wink* But you could also say that the American Dream is to be this "perfect" person. The person who works hard for their money, has a happy family, a pet--like my dog, Willie--and a nice house. But if you ask me, my version of the American Dream could be completely different from Hank's American Dream. Like I just want to have decrease world suck. And I guess Hank also wants to decrease world suck. So apparantly our dreams are the same. This doesn't really prove my point. But you get what I'm saying. I just happened to pick a person whom I have a lot in common with. Well as I had written in my novel, Paper Towns, "Here's what's not beautiful about it: from here, you can't see the rust or the cracked paint or whatever, but you can tell what the place really is. You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town. I mean look at it, Q [that's the narrator's nickname]: look at all those cul-de-sacs, those streets that turn in on themselves, all the houses that were built to fall apart. All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. And all the people, too. I've lived here for eighteen years and I have never once in my life come across anyone who cares about anything that matters" (Green 58). Well you might be thinking why I cared to mention that. 1. Good publicity. 2. It shows how people are often blinded by the "American Dream" to see what is real and what isn't. So that's my take on the American Dream. By the way, I love not having a limit. I can say whatever the heck I want! FREEDOM! "Why are there so many links on the side of this page?" Actully, I'm not sure. Ask Hank. He's the more technologically advanced person in this brotherhood. It's probably because he thinks that he can't get enough subscribers and fans without links everywhere. "Why do you have a puff?" The puff chose me. I think I've answered enough questions today and I'm going to stop here. Hank, I will see you on Tuesday. DFTBA.
~John Green~ <------ Hank, I see your point, why do we need this? |
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