At a photo-call for his new movie Good Time at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday, beautiful human Robert Pattinson revealed that he filmed the entire movie in New York City without anyone taking notice of his beautiful presence. You know those gorgeous Dior Homme commercials he stars in? He was the opposite of that. “I always wanted to look like I’ve been street cast,” he said at the Good Time press conference Thursday, via Variety. “Because we were shooting guerrilla style, I was so nervous [about] people finding out about the shoot and paparazzi being there. It destroys the illusion of it. What I was doing as a person was feeding into the character, trying to disappear, trying to be a ghost in the crowd.” In the film, RPattz plays a bank robber who tries to get his brother out of jail after a failed robbery. He has blonde hair, a goatee, and, as he revealed Thursday, he worked with a makeup artist to add “pock marks” in his skin to further destroy any evidence that he was RPattz, formerly known as Edward Cullen, underneath. All this work seems to be paying off, with Variety reporting that the role is being lauded as RPattz’s best work. To celebrate, join me on this photo journey of Robert Pattinson in his natural state, taking in the sights and sounds of Cannes, complete with a few tugs of his hair.

"Hey, everyone, I'm so excited to be here! Can you sense the excitement in my brows?"

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"Oh, you're not used to excited RPattz. OK, let me get serious for a moment."

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"Did I leave the toaster on this morning? Should I call my assistant? Do I have an assistant?"

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"I have an assistant. Thumbs up for my assistant!"

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"Too many flashes. I don't know how Brad Pitt can still see after all these years."

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"You can't tell but my eyes are tearing up from all the flashes."

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"Which way to the toilet? Can I sneak out for a quick pee?"

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"No? OK, I'm going to think about something other than my bladder. Pizza. Vampires. Pizza."

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"Hold up. The closest bathroom is 10 minutes from here? Guys."

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"Maybe if I put these on, I can sneak out and no one will notice."

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"Seriously, I'm getting a little uncomfortable here."

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"Tell me we're almost done. This is the longest photo-call ever."

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"Things are too serious here. I'm gonna get a little silly."

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"Does anyone understand what personal space is here? No?"

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"Go see my movie! And someone bring me a hat! My hair is way too disheveled today."

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