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414 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 29, 2023
“Well, I have sort of a situation—”
“Oh shit, she found out, tried to leave, and you tied her to your bed,” he interjected, his voice a little...excited.
I frowned. “Um, that was oddly specific…but no. Wait—you sound like you have personal experience with that. Do you have a story to tell me?”
Silence for a half beat too long to not be suspicious. “Nope,” he finally said. Suspiciously.
“Lincoln—Golden boy—Daniels. DO NOT LIE TO ME!”
“Don’t you have a problem to fix?” he asked frantically.
“Just making sure you showed up to the game and didn’t get stuck again,” Lincoln snorted, raking his hands through his golden god hair.
“That was one time!”
“It happened last week, buddy! And you somehow thought it would be a good idea to call me instead of 911…after you got your pierced dick stuck inside your wife!
[...] Walker swaggered into the room, a massive boombox perched on his shoulder [...]. He winked at me and the speakers blared Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off" at full blast. [...]
Then, one by one, the rest of the team paraded in, and what happened next was nothing short of a glorious catastrophe. Their moves ranged from hilarious to downright ridiculous, and I felt like I’d died and gone to heaven. [...].
I jumped into the impromptu dance party, doing my best running man move. We all looked utterly absurd, but right that second…it was priceless.
It was a moment of pure, unadulterated silliness, and it was exactly what I needed to break the tension.
I was tempted to eat more, but I had plans…big plans…and I didn’t want to be too full for them.
There was nothing worse than a meat fart.
Don’t think about meat farts when you’re about to seduce your woman!, I screamed at myself.
“Don’t yell at Maximus 5000! He doesn’t like to be pressured,” Ari hissed back.
I burst out laughing. “Maximus 5000?”
“It’s a pet name. All the great ones have it.”