Nash Gets Intimate With Andy Richter

How long have you been a man?

Ah ...

Pretty much my whole life.

Anything surprise you?

The coldness.

Inability to touch anyone else

and have them touch you in any real way.

I mean, just a for instance, my dog, Diane, just died.

She was my best friend and ...

The dog's name was Diane.

Yeah.

That's kind of an odd name for a dog. Diane.

He was named after who?

Diane Sawyer.

I mean, what other newswoman would you name a dog after?

You wouldn't call a dog Barbara.

You could have called the dog Sawyer.

Now that would have been cool.

Sawyer!

Diane!

Diane!

The dog's dead, right?

No, the dog is dead.

I mean, if she were coming, I wouldn't want her to come,

because she'd be like a zombie.

Right, right, right.

Then we'd have to kill her again.

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