NEWS

Remarkably unpopular pants

Staff Writer
Sarasota Herald-Tribune

You know what else Marshall's had on sale? A few pairs of those horrible Nike capri pants that Rafael Nadal wears on the pro tennis tour. The pants were selling for just 15 bucks, which doesn't surprise me.

I play a lot of tennis, up and down the Gulf coast, and I have NEVER seen anyone play wearing those pants.

Who's got the guts? Who thinks they're as cool as Nadal? And, most importantly, who wants to look like a clown, even at $15?

(I took a horrible picture of the capri pants, too, but it was too embarrassing to post. This one is much better.)