The Tick (TV Series)

Arthur Needs Space (2001)

Nestor Carbonell: Batmanuel

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Quotes 

• Arthur : So, you think she's only talking to me because of the suit?

  Batmanuel : *I* am only talking to you because of the suit.

• Batmanuel : General, if it pleases the court...

  General Thomas : Who the hell are you?

  Batmanuel : I am...

  [unfurls wings] 

  Batmanuel : Batmanuel!

  General Thomas : Make it fast.

  Batmanuel : Batmanuel never makes it fast. That is unless the husband is in, y'know. Anyway, General, your national anthem, is it not "America The Beautiful"?

  General Thomas : No.

• Captain Liberty : ["the birds and the bees" from The Tick's perspective]  Tick, sometimes when a man person, and his lady friend - blah blah blah Tick, blah blah blah wine and cheese, blah blah blah love, blah blah blah babies.

  Batmanuel : [jumping in]  blah blah blah condom, blah blah blah call girl, blah blah blah paternity suit, blah blah blah excellent lawyer.

  The Tick : [stunned]  Aah...

  Captain Liberty : Is that clear to you now?

  The Tick : Is what clear to who, when?

• Batmanuel : Herein, you see the power of the suit. Women cannot resist the suit. Men cannot resist the suit. Dogs...

  Arthur : Yeah, I get it.

• Arthur : Actually, it was kind of a relief. This costume is giving her expectations I'm pretty sure will not be forthcoming.

  Batmanuel : Once again, I cannot relate.

• Batmanuel : Tick, you don't by any chance have super-hearing?

  The Tick : What?

• Batmanuel : So, what will you do, if they decide against you?

  Captain Liberty : Oh, probably work the auto show circuit.

  Batmanuel : A wise choice. But in your haste, don't forget boat shows.