Futurama (TV Series)

My Three Suns (1999)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Elzar, Shady Nurse

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Quotes 

• Leela : I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste.

  Bender : Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.

• Fry : [Fry struggles to cry and fails]  It's no use. I want to cry, but I'm just too macho.

  Bender : I'll make you cry, buddy. You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything.

  Fry : Wha'd'you mean? I was emperor of a whole planet.

  Bender : Good point... but here's a disturbing reminder: anyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead.

  Fry : These things happen.

  Bender : Okay, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!

  Fry : Phew, that's a load off my mind.

  Bender : Man, I guess it's harder than I thought to make someone cry.

  Amy Wong : You did your best, Bender.

  Bender : Up yours, bimbo!

  [Amy cries] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Let's face it, we're in hot butter here. We should call Leela for help.

  Bender : Cram it, lobster!

  [Zoidberg cries] 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news, everyone.

  Bender : Uh-oh. I don't like the sound of that.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol.

  Bender : Here it comes.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.

  Bender : Thank you, and good night.

  Leela : Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Why of course. It's just a name, like the Death Zone, or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

• Amy Wong : Is this salt water?

  Bender : It's salt with water in it, if that's what you mean.

  Fry : My vision's fading! I think I'm gonna die!

  Bender : There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds.

• Bender : Hey, buddy. I'm looking for fresh slug.

  Neptunian Vendor : Yellow or purple?

  Bender : Whatever.

  Neptunian Vendor : The purple one causes terrible, nightmarish diarrhea.

  Bender : Yeah, yeah, either one's fine.

• Fry : Hey, whatcha' watchin'?

  Bender : [hastily turning off the TV]  Uh, nothin'!

  Leela : Was that a cooking show?

  Bender : No, of course not! It was, uh... porno! Yeah, that's it!

  Leela : [turning the TV back on]  Bender! I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.

  Bender : Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long...

  Fry : It's okay Bender, I like cooking too.

  Bender : Pansy.

• Hermes Conrad : Bender, it has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf around on the couch.

  Bender : You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!

• Bender : I was telling Fry you were dead so that he would cry out the emperor, but you had to spoil it by surviving.

• Bender : Check out the glowing freaks. It's beautiful.

• Fry : This can't be happening!

  Bender : It can, and for all you know, it is.

• Elzar : Of course the most important ingredient is this little baby right here, the Neptunian slug. You can get it from a can, but to really do things right, you gotta strangle yourself a fresh one.

  [he grabs the slug; it starts to grow] 

  Elzar : This is why you always want to have cast iron cookware.

  [starts hitting the slug with a pan]