The Best Ned Flanders Quotes of All Time
- 1221 VOTES
Hi Diddly Ho
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Hi diddly ho neighborinos!
- 277 VOTES
Ding Dong Diddly
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Now what can I ding dong diddly do for you?
- 3125 VOTES
Contradicts The Other Stuff
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
- 497 VOTES
More Time On Your Knees
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.
- 598 VOTES
Wonderful Meat
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.
- 672 VOTES
Kididdlehopper
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
- 762 VOTES
Bored Painting
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: You're never bored painting the Lord!
- 860 VOTES
Extra Baggage
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Call me Delta Airlines, because I can't handle all your extra baggage.
- 963 VOTES
Great Sadness
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Dear neighbor, you are my brother. I love you, and yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- 1043 VOTES
Noah's Ark
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: I got two teens in a public park going at it like a couple of gibbons in the back seat of Noah's ark!
- 1162 VOTES
Wine Cooler
Photo: user uploaded imageNed Flanders: I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
- 1269 VOTES
I Assume The Worst
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Well I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
- 1329 VOTES
Skimp On The Puppy Dog Tails
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Bart Simpson? Why, he lives right next door to me. Yeah, when they made him, they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails.
- 1442 VOTES
Important Things
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
- 1528 VOTES
I'm Cuddly
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on Wifey let me know!
- 1633 VOTES
Regular Water
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Can I make my famous mimosa? A little sparkling water in a glass full of regular water?
- 1731 VOTES
Underlines Passages
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Sometimes God bless her, she underlines passages in my bible because she can't find hers!
- 1824 VOTES
Erupt In Candyland
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Did a volcano erupt in Candyland? ‘Cause I just caught me a flyin’ red hot!
- 1933 VOTES
Hero Sandwich
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!
- 2030 VOTES
For All Eternity
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
- 2134 VOTES
I Get Tangy
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: You'll find I'm well worth the wait. Like a mild cheddar, I get tangy when I'm sitting on a shelf.
- 2231 VOTES
Most Exciting Board Game
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Sorry is not just the most exciting board game ever devised, it's a word I need to hear from you!
- 2345 VOTES
Pinkberry Place
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Thank you for taking me to that Pinkberry place. It’s a lot less racy than its name would lead you to believe
- 2428 VOTES
Ignore Everything
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.
- 2529 VOTES
Set Your House On Fire
Photo: FoxNed Flanders: Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.